Wednesday, March 30, 2011

JAWS


When I was young I had the unfortunate misfortune of seeing the movie JAWS. It scarred me for life. Ever since, I’ve been afraid of Great White Sharks. But even as a kid I decided I didn’t want to tolerate my fear, I wanted to overcome it. That’s why when I was in elementary school when I would go to the library I would look up as many books on sharks as I could. I figured that if I understood more about great whites I would be less afraid of them. I was wrong. I found out facts like: Great Whites are the largest predatory shark – reaching a length of more than 20 ft. and a weight of 7,000 lbs, it’s the only shark that regularly attacks and eats warm-blooded animals, and adults have broad, serrated teeth up to 3 inches long for slicing chunks out of large-bodied, thick-skinned prey. For some reason, that did not help me overcome my fear.

Then when I was 8 my dad took me to Universal Studios which at the time I did not know was connected to the movie JAWS. I was having a good time wandering around, looking at the rides, eating cotton candy… Then out of nowhere some guy dressed up as Woody the Woodpecker came up to me and rubbed the top of my head really fast and said, “How you doin’ kiddo?” I was thinking, “Not so great after the whiplash you just gave me…” Apparently I was spoiled by Sesame Street and just assumed big birds give hugs not head trauma.

After my run-in with Woody the Woodpecker a tram pulled up and my dad asked if I wanted to get on it. I said yes and we soon found our seats on the moving car. The tour guide picked up a mike and said, “Good evening ladies and gentleman. Today we’re going to see a lot of exciting things! We’re going to see the set of The Truman Show, we’re going to see Norman Bates’ house, we’re going to visit King Kong, and we’re going to see JAWS. I had a miniature panic attack after those last words were uttered. I turned to my dad and started shaking his arm telling him fervently we needed to get off the ride. “The ride can’t stop it’s on a track,” he said sympathetically. At that point I was debating jumping off the moving car. Instead I put my hands over my ears, ducked my head, and shut my eyes. It was a standard safety position. My dad tried to make me look at things during the ride. “Hey look there’s Norman Bates’ house!” “I don’t care,” I replied. “Hey look there’s King Kong!” “Tell the monkey I said hi, I don’t care,” I replied again. I even kept my head down after we passed the JAWS portion of the ride. I didn’t trust it. That shark’s known for jumping out unexpectedly.

After my traumatic experience with the tram ride, I decided that maybe reading the book would help me overcome my fear –or at least help me figure out which parts to look away at. I was 13 at the time and I figured I was mature enough to handle it. I was wrong. Very very wrong. As it turns out the movie JAWS is rated PG, but the book JAWS is rated R. The book is more graphic than the movie…a Movie!

When I was 18 I then decided it was time to watch the film. I had my friend Maggie over to help tell me which parts to look away at since she had seen the film before. She missed a few…But I did manage to watch about 60% of the movie while successfully avoiding most of the frightening scenes involving the shark popping out of the water and that cage scene at the end.

Then I came up with a brilliant idea to overcome my fear of sharks. I decided the only way to stop being afraid of great whites was to become one with the shark. I thusly proceeded to buy the XBOX game JAWS Unleashed. I was nervous playing the shark at first, but then quickly started to empathize with this humble man-eating creature. You don’t know how much sharks have to go through. I remember one level I had to swim into a bay I then couldn’t escape from. I was exploring the area when I came across a sunken submarine (I didn’t do it…). Beside the ship were several large torpedoes I could move around. Then out of nowhere a boat pulled up above me and 8 divers jumped into the water and started shooting me with harpoon machine guns. I died… several times. Then I finally figured out how to maneuver around them. But I was lost and I didn’t know what to do in the game. I don’t know how the shark would have figured it all out on his own –unless he was one of those sharks from Deep Blue Sea that was enlarged so its rain would be a bigger size and he was then able to figure the level out. I had to consult Google. I found out I was suppose to carry a torpedo in my mouth over to a tower. The tower had 4 legs it was on and I had o torpedo each one until the tower fell. At the top of the tower was a harpoon machine gun that fired relentlessly. I died many times… Then after I finally defeated the evil tower I looked over and realized there was another one on the other side of the bay. Dangz it… After that tower was destroyed I was again confused on what to do. After re-consulting Google I found an underwater grate I had to headbutt. I then went through a vent to a power generator where I had to launch more torpedoes to break it so a draw bridge could go down so I could go back out into the bay. Once there, a Titanic- sized ship came out and started harpooning me into oblivion. I think rocket launchers may also have been involved. I then had to torpedo the boat until it sank. It’s not easy being a shark.

At age 19 I decided I was finally ready to revisit the tram ride at Universal Studios. I was nervous, but ready to face my fear. When we finally reached the JAWS portion of the ride I braced myself. Suddenly the shark jumped out and leapt like air jaws up and down like a stone being tossed across the surface of a pond. It was hilarious. Some people on the ride kept saying how it was so much more frightening than before. Hilarious. And that is how I overcame my fear of the tram ride at Universal Studios. Not great whites though… baby steps. Right now I just embrace my fear and make fun of myself for it… as do many of my friends. I guess sometimes the best way to get over your fear is to accept it and not let it define you.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

January Twitter 2011

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Alright singers/ writers of the world, there's only 1 song that has my name in it: Mambo #5 - and it mentions 5 other girls. Let's Fix That.
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First there was Kermit, then Cookie Monster, and now Steven Tyler. Thanks, Jim Henson!
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve They've come out of the shadows and into my bathroom lately. I then send them over to the valley of the shadow of death.
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Many, many, many spiders died last year in their futile attempt to take over my mancave. Seems they'll try again in 2011. Dumb of them.
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The spider invasion of my mancave has already begun. This first one was intelligent in a very creepy way.
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Jessica88music FYI comedy clubs are funny. More important revelations to come.
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Ricky Gervais was on The Office! That was great.
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Oregon trail is coming to facebook. Who the hell cares? "I tried to ford the river & my fucking oxen died." Yeah, so did your social life.
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Officially 1 month until I turn 23 :)
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Lawsuit claims Taco Bell tacos only 35% real beef. Think I speak for all of us when I say wow - that much?
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Jessica88music Lnk to speech i gave today at Toastmasters:http://jessica88music.blogspot.com/2011/01/alleged-origins.html went pretty well :)
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Consider stand-up comedy, @Jessica88music !!! For serious!
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I pulled a muscle in my side laughing too hard at @Jessica88music 's speech this morning. No I really did...she deserved 1st place.
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Jessica88music *Oops It's late and i can't do math. 12 hours til i give this speech at this very restaurant.
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Jessica88music When I was younger I told my sister she was given to us by aliens. She ate cottage cheese though-how was I suppose to know she was human?
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Jessica88music @ Was it a commercial for Willy Wonka's golden eggs? @wakezone88 A commerical just said: I want it all and I want it now!
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@ @Jessica88music idk use smoke signals or switch to tmobile! Lol luckily they fixed it and I didn't need 911
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French fries and crepes are my new favorite food combo.
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Glory shot http://twitpic.com/3sun66
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Jessica88music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L6UWk6-Hg8&feature=player_embedded Hilarious!!!
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Here’s another bit of motherly advice from me to you: Smile and the world smiles with you, unless you’re in a room full of Botox junkies.
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@ @wakezone88 So what are u suppose to do when u need to call an ambulance or police? Doesn't ATandtheotherT know they need living customers?
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@ @Jessica88music here at&t cut coverage to 911 #at&t sucks what if I died? Then what?
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Jessica88music Clark must seen like such a coward. Whenever something bad happens he runs off in the other direction. Luckily Superman is always nearby.
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I nominate @lord_voldemort7 for a Shorty Award in #humor because he puts the 'JK' in JK Rowling.
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@ @Key2007 It's 2011 Kyle. You're suppose to be in the future, what happened?
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@MarthaStewart Martha has a Twitter! Finally someone to help me pick out virtual linens to match my virtual dinet set!
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Sweet peas in forty different shades and hues http://twitpic.com/3r7h2g
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#slinky!!! an awesome children's toy
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http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/note.php?note_id=497490723646&id=7307960 My speech about Tweenybopper Culture!!!
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve ATandtheotherT is weird. I get 4 bars in one place and 2 feet away I get none.
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@Jessica88music ....and yet there is at&t reception at Cinnabar Hills of all places....
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American Idol is back, and I love the two new judges-- Jennifer Lopez and the elf from "Dark Crystal."
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Jessica88music Curse you ATandtheotherT! I'm at Burger King! Why is there no cellphone coverage here?!
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Erin sorting things into a "sad box" and a "happy box" for Michael. Erin: "Ukulele?" Michael: "Sad - something to break". #TheOffice
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Jessica88music Michael forces Kevin to eat broccoli. Kelly: "You're killing him!" #TheOffice
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Jessica88music *Michael talking to himself on the computer listening to Kelly Clarkson while dancing around, "We're going to calm down later". #TheOffice
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Jessica88music @Wakezone88 That would be wise. I want #Slinkys to trend. #Slinkys #Slinkys #Slinkys!
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Jessica88music @ @wakezone88 I get dissapointed by the TTs so often I think I'll just take this opportunity to pretend something I actually like is trending.
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"Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his roots."-- Frank A. Clark
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Jessica88music It's sad that we former fan girls didn't have twitter in the 90's to annoy people by trending Nsync superfluously.
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Jessica88music Darn #NoStringsAttached is trending and I thought it was a miracle resurgence of people mentioning Nsync, but it's just a lame movie. :(
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Jessica88music Hand-me-downs are only good if your older sibling has good taste in clothes. You're welcome Emily.
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EltonJohn affirms: “It seems so ridiculous that I could have a son with my partner, and yet I can’t marry my partner.” http://bit.ly/gMxmos
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"Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see." ~ Mark Twain
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Now to freak out the pets . . . http://twitpic.com/3rubtx
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Jessica88music When it is awakened it requires surgery http://twitpic.com/3ru8wf
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Jessica88music Furby- The only creature that can stay in a coma-like state me hibernation for years and not die.
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Jessica88music Where is Waldo? I've been waiting here next to an American flag, some giant candy canes and a barber shop and I can't find him.
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They tried to change my Zodiac sign from Pisces to Aquarius. So I've decided to make a compromise: I am now a Piscquarius
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I'm an Aquarius now? Noooo . . . Screw the new system I'm a Pisces!
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Jessica88music Who is Bruno Mars? Everyone keeps talking about him. I'm just going to guess he's Justin Beber Part 2 until convinced otherwise.
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Can't wait to curl up in my Coma Cozy tonight, emerge tomorrow as a glorious butterfly, and crawl back inside because I'm too lazy to fly.
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"I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat." -Edgar Allan Poe, born today in 1809
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Jessica88music Oh no there are giant orange singing Furbys that keep swapping their limbs with each other!
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@TheTwelve That is true. Bowie also has on some eyeshadow and can walk up walls. He's very talented
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Jessica88music There's a giant orange Chewbaca with horns named after the band Ludo and he's howling at rocks which he calls friends.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve You would slay David Bowie? U play too many video games.
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Jessica88music Am I in Oz?
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Jessica88music There's some guy that looks like David Bowie running around in spandex tights calling himself the King of the Goblins.
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Jessica88music Some hobbit looking guy named Hogwarts or something says I have to go through a maze to get back.
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Jessica88music Well I'm lost again thanks to mapquest. I just got bit by a fairy and I had to ask a talking worm for directions.
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Elmo: Letter Joke: What starts with “E” and has only one letter in it? Give up? Envelope! Hahaha!
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GOP renames HC "Job Killing Health Care Law" act. Also, Clean Water Act of 1972 is now the "Putting Fish Before Hard-Working Americans" act.
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Jessica88music ~ Stephen Colbert
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Jessica88music "Sears is having an MLK Day 50% Off Matress Sale. Now u'll Have a Dream on a Serta matress available in Martin Luther King, Queen, and Twin"
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@Jessica88music Yeah...Black Swan is very artistic portrayal of going nuts. Lots of mysteries in it makes me want to buy it on Bluray 2.
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#IwishIcould explain why this is wrong but there are too many reasons... http://twitpic.com/3r6u7l
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Just escaped from ice prison thanks to handy dandy flame thrower. Now headed back to Tumnus's place. Hope he has more than sardines 4 lunch.
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The evil queen delivered lunch. http://twitpic.com/3r990h
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Jessica88music Snow queen is angry. Can't get reception in Narnia to call sisters. Now I'm stuck in ice dungeon. Crap.
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Jessica88music Wow the snow queen is not happy. I told her my sister Sarah is in Arkansas and Emily sleeps in til 3pm. Geese . . .
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Jessica88music OMG! It's Aslan! http://twitpic.com/3r7qu8
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Yah the beavers are like the Mario Brothers. They know their way through the underground tunnel system.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve If I have any troubles with the locals the beavers will defend me.
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Jessica88music Hey Emily and Sarah pack your bags I found a place with talking beavers!
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The people here are really nice. Some snow queen just pulled up in a slay and offered me turkish delight.
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Jessica88music What?! I'm in Narnia! I just went to get a coat because I was cold! I knew I'd find Narnia eventually.
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Jessica88music Where am I? It's snowing and there's a lamp post in the middle of the woods. Is that a saytr with a scarf?
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Jessica88music I'll just have to settle for these. http://twitpic.com/3r2biw
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Jessica88music National Geographic told me I can get pet ring-tailed lemurs from Madagascar for $5o! But it's illegal :(
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Jessica88music Look out for werewolves named Jacob. http://twitpic.com/3r24bb
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve Glad u liked Black Swan.
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Black Swan included lots of cool cinematic effects that weren't overbearing; Natalie Portman is to be taken as serious actress.
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Yes, Helena Bonham Carter's wearing different colored shoes on the red carpet. You know why? Because evil does whatever the hell it wants.
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Glorious sunset. Welcome to California. http://twitpic.com/3qerh1
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@Jessica88music Avatar was the most beautiful boring movie ever. I mean I'll give it that.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve U think Avatar is boring? It had flying dragon pterodactls. What kind of pet do u have?
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Jessica88music I don't think about pennies. My thoughts are worth more than that. U now owe me $1.57.
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So magical :) http://twitpic.com/3q2zc1
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@ @TheTwelve Yah well you dissed Avatar earlier, so I'm starting to question your taste in movies.
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@ @Jessica88music Yeah, that's a a major deficit in your movie repertoire. =)
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It's Friday Almost-The-13th. Today if u see a guy in a hockey mask he's just practicing.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Wow I didn't know Iron Man was witty. Then again I haven't seen the movie.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Ok I'll bring Iron Man to the morning meeting.
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Yah, you'd have to be more specific. Californians think every lane is their lane.
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RT @BaldHeadQueen Stay in your lane.(Sorry, that concept doesn't exist for the drivers of California.---12)
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Jessica88music Why is no one watching out for Julie Andrews? Everyone is worried about Betty White. Andrews gave us the Poppin and a problem like Maria.
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Oh right. I smoke. Make that 3786 years.
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Study: Holding a grudge can be healthy. I'm Irish. Based on this I'm gonna live to be 4000 years old.
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Afghan president misses 'golden age of George Bush'. Hey, if there was a golden age of George Bush - we all fucking missed it.
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@ @TheTwelve You will get your Iron Man 2 holographic puzzle eventually. Just have to be patient.
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Turns out different breeds of antelope. http://twitpic.com/3p5gen
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Just consulted my Animal Planet enthusiast sister why there are antelope on the range instead of in Africa.
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Jessica88music I'm on the 'home on the range' -even though It's more like the country than the range and there are cows instead of deer.
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@TheTwelve Unfortunately no. Was looking forward to it but some stuff came up and i'm out me town right now.
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Jessica88music I want a virtual pet. Apparently there are tomigochis, nano pets, and giga pets. I have yet to figure out the difference.
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The weather is sunny and deceptively cold.
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If a turtle and a snail had a love child my sister would eat slower than that hybrid.
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Jessica88music Now my sister's watching Signs speaking as Mel Gibson, "Why did I have to grow corn?! Why not kidney beans?! Or broccoli!"
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Jessica88music My sister watching 6th Sense: "This is the best part of the movie!" *I turn around. Girl ghost throws up.* "Thanks Em, I appreciated that."
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After seeing "Black Swan" last night, I no longer think I have what it takes to be a great ballerina.
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Mum. I'm off my nut on crack and I've got to train Marky Mark to be the new Rocky. I'm getting too thin. Send condoms.
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by Jessica88music
Mascot naming is stupid. Tonight the "Jets" play the "Colts." A horse vs a plane? Who would win? This is worse than paper "battling" a rock.
8 Jan Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music Idiocy. Rhetoric gone too far. Often, people try to make up in words what they lack in skill and this crap happens.
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Jessica88music
The Palin situation is a combination of negligence and violent people with no brain or conscience acting on impulse.
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve Not a Palin fan, but I know she didn't intend for anyone to really get hurt. Still, you make a list what do u think will happen?
8 Jan Favorite Reply Delete »

TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music Yep...100% agreed with your assessment.
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Jessica88music
Wow did Palin F-up. Holy crap. She made a "hit list" with a map of 20 people in the U.S. and Gabrielle Giffords who was on it got shot.
8 Jan Favorite Reply Delete »

TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music Was wondering if you felt it. Anyway, check the news...look up Giffords and Tucson.
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Jessica88music I sort of felt the earthquake yesterday in that I felt something, then wondered what it was or if it was, then was told it was an earthquake
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
Thousands of birds have fallen out of the sky, which according to my farmer's almanac means it's going to be a mild rapture.
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Jessica88music
Great, now bananas are depleting in number. Seems ominous. If we run out of bananas on this planet I'm calling it the end of the world.
7 Jan Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music "Our fruit is in danger. No wonder the threat level is at orange." - Stephen Colbert
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Jessica88music Topping the charts this evening we have: Eminem, Lil Wayne, Taylor Swift, Rihanna, and Kanye West. Interesting.
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StephenAtHome by Jessica88music
It's great that they took the N-word out of "Huckleberry Finn." Now get to work on "Moby D-Word."
5 Jan Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
There's four things I'm no good with: faces, names, and numbers.
6 Jan Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music After my next speech: "Thanks I'll be here next week, same time, same place -unless I get abducted by UFOs then it's same time, outerspace."
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Jessica88music "If there was a Precious Metal Olympics, who would win gold? Gold would!" -Stephen Colbert
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googoodolls Goo Goo Dolls
by Jessica88music
"Notbroken" video premiere today: http://googoodolls.com/newsdetail.php?id=385
5 Jan Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
@ @TheTwelve I prefer pears, but apples are good too ;)
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music Oh, and it's mostly guys but some girls, and mostly people from Apple. Hope you don't dislike Apple. LOL
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve Cool :)
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
Wow, we really need to differentiate between not approving of an action and hating those who do it. The two don't go together, Biblically.
5 Jan Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
@ @TheTwelve I'm busy today, but I can go next Wednesday. What time do you guys usually meet there?
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Jessica88music
@ @TheTwelve @TheTwelveWow I didn't know you were going to be here today. Glad you were. Next time I can give u the iron man 2 puzzle. :)
5 Jan Favorite Reply Delete »

beingtricia Tricia Huffman
by Jessica88music
Holy...what the f... Black swan?
23 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

SpazzSquirrel by Jessica88music
Michael Jackson's ghost, wouldn't that be a thriller to see?
4 Jan Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
More birds reported dead in another state. It's like the movie The Birds, only they are mysteriously dying, not killing.
4 Jan Favorite Reply Delete »

AlfredoFlores Alfredo Flores
by Jessica88music
So 100,000 dead fish wash up along the riverbend near the area where 4,000 dead birds drop from the sky.. I'm not suppose to be scared?
3 Jan Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
The more people I see the more I realize that I'd rather be a fucked up version of myself than a "perfect" copy of someone else.
3 Jan Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
@ @TheTwelve Random rapid temperature change? What caused it?
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music Fish died due to too rapid temperature change, likely.
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Jessica88music
@ @TheTwelve What about the fish? I don't think lightening got them. Either way it seems ominous.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music http://abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=12529390 (not sure if we can blame humans this time----12)
3 Jan Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music Well now 100,00 drum fish are dead in Arkansas. Gee I wonder why . . . It's like all these bad environmental things keep happeing. (Sarcasm)
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Jessica88music
Black birds "randomly" fall out of the sky and die in Arkansas. Couldn't have anything to do w/ the fact they dont recycle, but burn trash.
2 Jan Favorite Reply Delete »

fchimero Frank Chimero
by Jessica88music
Black Swan was exactly as weird as I wanted it to be.
2 Jan Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music @TheTwelve She read Twilight series. Her judgement isn't that sound.
1 Jan Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve She says she tried to watch it but she didn't like it, and now she can't remember it.
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve She says she likes Disney XD and then she listed a whole bunch of shows I've never heard of.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve emily says no She's never heard of the Avengers. She watches a lot me Disney though.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve My sister is a toon. She watches all kind of kid shows.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Have u seen the AirBender? My sister watched the show so she was talking about it during the movie.
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Jessica88music Just say Last AirBender. It was better than I thought it would be.
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Jessica88music 1/01/11
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Jessica88music Got My Chem's new Cd. Yah (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)!!!
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Jessica88music There's a movie called Pizza My Heart. It's dumb. It doesn't do the restaurant justice.
1 Jan

Thursday, March 17, 2011

December Twitter in March... I Procrastinated...

Here it is my December Archived Tweets:

danecook Dane Cook
by Jessica88music
365 days we spent together. RIP 2010. You were a troubled year w/ good intentions. (January 1st, 2010 - December 31st, 2010)
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Jessica88music
#Femaledictionary "I would never do that . . ." = "I did that yesterday"
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Jessica88music
come around the bend and I freeze in your headlights cause that's what we deer do . . ." -Mayhem
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Jessica88music
"I'm a wild deer and I'm out here eating leaves and whatnot when I come across this road and I'm like: what is this thing? That's when you
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Jessica88music
Secret Window- I'll never look at corn on the cob the same way again. Crunch!
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Jessica88music
I wonder if anyone has ever been caught red-handed robbing Red Robin.
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ConanOBrien Conan O'Brien
by Jessica88music
The fear of getting stuck in a chimney is called santaclaustrophobia. I wrote that joke when I was eight, and it still holds up.
15 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

ConanOBrien Conan O'Brien
by Jessica88music
WhassinthisBaileysIrishCream issodelisshiss
26 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
I knew having the password 'dieharrydiediedie' was probably going to end up being problematic...
30 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

LostOnTheFringe Lisa
by Jessica88music
I picture Eduardo Cullen as Edward's more interesting and roguish Spanish twin. He has a very thin mustache and wears a matador outfit.
29 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

rustyrockets Russell Brand
by Jessica88music
Mum,I'm the swan queen! This ballet company is too competitive, Winona Ryder is freaking out. Must cut toenails- send condoms.
30 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
@TheTwelve It's pretty intense. I thought it was really good.
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Jessica88music
Em liked it too. She thought it was intense and really well done. Great effects.
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Jessica88music
Just saw Black Swan. It was crazy and amazing and confusing and frightening.
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Jessica88music Today I'm giving a speech in Toastmasters and then I'm seeing Black Swan.
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Jessica88music
I have officially just finished writing one of the greatest speeches mankind has ever had the privilege of knowing.
28 Dec

Jessica88music @TheTwelve What?! Boston Legal is not obscure that's an awesome show. Denny Crane!
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
RT @Jessica88music @TheTwelve Well William Shatner is pretty cool like that. Denny Crane! (Had 2 google that...wow that's obscure.---12)
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
Gotta love Priceline.com. Just confirmed a major steal for a hotel in Syracuse. Like legal robbery. You da man William Shatner!
27 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
@ @TheTwelve Well William Shatner is pretty cool like that. Denny Crane!
27 Dec Favorite Reply Delete »

Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Natalie Portman is pregnant. Quick! Put the Darth Vader theme music in tweet form! Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dunnnn!
27 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
@TheTwelve She's not a morning person. More like a morning zombie.
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Jessica88music
@ @TheTwelve No she was telling me about them despite the fact that I never watched the show. She was rambling. She does that sometimes.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music ok. Let's start over. Your initial tweet sounded as is she was telling you about pokemon episodes that you missed.
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Jessica88music
@TheTwelve How could I be in it if I was taking the pic? Unless I had super powers . . .
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Jessica88music
@TheTwelve Did u see the pic? That was my sister. She likes the show.
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Jessica88music
The boy in Jurassic Park 3 reminds me of the monkey boy in Jumanji.
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Jessica88music
Sisters filling me in on the pokepisodes http://twitpic.com/3k1n6r
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Jessica88music
Crazy fog too. http://twitpic.com/3k1haw
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Jessica88music Crazy moon the other night. http://twitpic.com/3k1gtd
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Jessica88music Watching Jurarssic Park 3. Almost as good an xmas movie as Gremlins.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Dear "fans" who bitch that paparazzi invade celeb's privacy, If you don't like it, stop giving them money by looking at the pics. Hypocrites
26 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
@TheTwelve I need to see Blak Swan first.
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Jessica88music
@ @TheTwelve Well I'm not going to run out and rent it, but if it's on T.V. I'll give it a shot. If it sucks I'm holding you accountable.
26 Dec Favorite Reply Delete »

TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music Tron isn't supposed to be a comedy, yet is. Legally Blond is a dis on the entire dumb blonde culture. You'd LOVE IT.
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Jessica88music
@ @TheTwelve You sound like my sister when she was talking about Tron. "No it's good, I swear! Don't believe the rumors."
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music No serious! It's not a bad movie! Doesn't take itself seriously and teases itself. You'd like it.
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Jessica88music
@ @TheTwelve That's just shameful.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music Legally Blond is actually not bad. =]
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Jessica88music
Sisters new prized possession. Season 1 http://twitpic.com/3jz6zw
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@ @TheTwelve In my defense I've also never seen Legally Blonde or the Chihuahua movie so I still have some credibility.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music Wait...you've never seen Iron Man?
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music If you're giving it, I'll take it. =)
26 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
My newest most prized possession. http://twitpic.com/3jyx97
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Jessica88music A shrine to all that is xmas. http://twitpic.com/3jpgwf
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve someod have it to me, but I've never seen Iron Man.
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Jessica88music
@TheTwelve Hey want this 4 xmas? http://twitpic.com/3jpamq
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Jessica88music
Playing my stepdads xmas present with him. Black Ops is like Modern Warfare part 2.
25 Dec Favorite Reply Delete »

JonMarro Jon Marro
by Jessica88music
"If the environment was a bank we'd have saved it by now."
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jason_mraz Jason Mraz
by Jessica88music
Happy holidays to all. I am grateful for everything I see and everything I don't see. Like Santa, totally thankful for him.
24 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
Overzelous xmas decorations. http://twitpic.com/3jd2su
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Jessica88music
Finally I can figure this thing out. http://twitpic.com/3jc2jp
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Jessica88music
Holiday time. My sister is trying to teach my grandma how to text.
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Jessica88music
Welcome to xmas in the country. http://twitpic.com/3jaghj
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Jessica88music
@TheTwelve everything i've heard about it has been good though.
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Jessica88music Sis just got a new phone. Text away. http://twitpic.com/3j7u55
24 Dec Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
There's a special $2 that can be yours for the low price of $3o if your dumb and call the # on the tv.
24 Dec Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
Guys only propose on xmas so they don't forget the date. And if they do they can pretend they didn't.
24 Dec Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
Listening to Swift's new album. Hell hath no fury like a Taylor scorned.
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Jessica88music
Who knew pokemon could text . . . http://twitpic.com/3iy9zl
23 Dec Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
Paparazzi! Shes probably texting Picachu http://twitpic.com/3iy8zv
23 Dec Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ4t0ra5Ngs That was hilarious. Dane Cook sings to Taylor Swift. Odd combo.
23 Dec Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music TOP TOP TOP is trending. Pretty close to #TopChef.
23 Dec Favorite Reply Delete »

JonMarro Jon Marro
by Jessica88music
Insight into my brain. My friend said: "I'm conservative by nature" and I heard: "I'm conservative. BYE nature."
22 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
Life in the country is much slower . . . Especially the internet.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Cool. :)
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Jessica88music
@TheTwelve After xmas I'll see Swan. How was Grit?
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Jessica88music
@TheTwelve Nah i'm with friends who just happen to have bad taste in movies :)
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Jessica88music
@TheTwelve It doesn't help when the "scary movie" is low budget and predictable.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve 9o% of the movie is just shadows and dark hallways.
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Jessica88music Watching a horror film. Girl is walking alone upstairs in the dark without a flashlight. Amateur.
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Jessica88music My sister's making fun of me because predictive text isn't predicting without misspelling.
22 Dec Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music Oh no. Pajama Jeans. They go great with a Snuggie.
22 Dec Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music There's a font type trending on twitter. Time to change that. #TopChef #TopChef #TopChef
22 Dec Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music My sister just saw Henry Weinhard rootbeer on tv and started yelling "Henry I love u!"
22 Dec Favorite Reply Delete »

Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Everyone should set realistic New Year's goals. For example, my resolution is to continue being witty & devastatingly good-looking. Done.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
#2011predictions. I will continue being awesome. Bitches will continue being jealous. I will continue to find this hilarious.
22 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." -- Albert Einstein
22 Dec

Jessica88music
Rudolph . . . http://twitpic.com/3i79j8
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Jessica88music
Elves partied too much last night . . . http://twitpic.com/3i78iq
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Jessica88music Talent. http://twitpic.com/3i76q0
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Jessica88music
Reindeer wrapped this. http://twitpic.com/3i72z7
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Jessica88music Those elves are at work again. http://twitpic.com/3i6xjb
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Jessica88music
Tape is a bandaid for paper.
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Jessica88music
@TheTwelve Sorry I don't feel like wasting $ on a movie that's only 'possibly good'.
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Jessica88music
@TheTwelve Don't wait 4 me to see it. Next movie on my list is Black Swan. I'll wait to c Tron on DVD.
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Jessica88music
My sister saw Tron and said it was actually good and that I shoud go see it. Wouldn't be the first time I've questioned her judgement.
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Jessica88music
He'll be awesome in my front yard. http://twitpic.com/3hxse5
20 Dec Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
Trees are complicated . . . http://twitpic.com/3hxrxv
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Jessica88music Greatest wrapping job ever. http://twitpic.com/3hxr1g
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Jessica88music FW: This is the greatest wrapping paper http://twitpic.com/3hxq6y
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Jessica88music FW: This is how i decorate my presents. http://twitpic.com/3hxq4s
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Jessica88music
Decorating decorative wrapping paper. http://twitpic.com/3hxq0d
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Jessica88music
@TheTwelve This woman has 2 kids between 2 and 6 years. So sad the way she neglects them.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve It's so weird. She's obsessed with working out and being healthy but she keeps drinking.
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Jessica88music She passed out under a palm tree outside a club and got her wallet and laptop stolen.
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Jessica88music Now I'm watching Intervention. Woman works out 7 hours a day and can drink 1o beers at a time.
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Jessica88music Ha ha they had to blur out a poster of the little mermaid because they didnt have the rights from disney.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve 'The mold and mouse remnants add appeal to the house'
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve "I can't let go of this napkin holder. I know I have 9, but this one's sentimental"
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Jessica88music Watching Hoarders. Oh piles of crap.
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Jessica88music
@TheTwelve Yah I heard True Grit is suppose to be really good. I want to see Black Swan.
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Jessica88music Saw Narnia 3 last night. Wasn't the best . . . Wasn't the worst. I miss Tumnus.
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Jessica88music
Attempting to eat sunflower seeds and wondering if it's really worth it. It feels like a commitment because they take so long to eat.
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Jessica88music Lord_Voldemort7 So wise, and yet so evil . . .
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
"Magic" 8 balls are fucking stupid. If you need a ball of plastic to make your life decisions you should just give up now.
19 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music Found my key it was with my toothbrush. At least it wasn't in the fridge.
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Jessica88music Genius move #87 Having a spare car key.
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Jessica88music
Idiot move #376 Lost the keys to my car.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve No, it was a joke book beginning.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve I've never actually played Clue, but I thought that would be a great way to start a book.

Jessica88music
the bloody candlestick in his hands. The closet was spacious, but creepy . . ."
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Jessica88music great start for a novel: "Sherlock was lying dead on the floor and the game was still missing. I looked ver at Colonel Mustard still holding
18 Dec Favorite Reply Delete »

Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Dear Katy, You know those sparking lights in the sky? The ones you thought were a firework & sang about? That was my Dark Mark. #awkward
17 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music I've been procrastinating . . . must shop for Christmas presents soon . . . the deadline is coming up.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
I finally feel content with Christmas shopping --- right in that happy spot between "You're a cheapo" and "You overdid it".
17 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music @TheTwelve Yah it's pretty sad when geeks are let down by movies because geek-oriented movies tend to be so meticulously done well.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
RT @Jessica88music Is it just me or does Tron look dumb? Scratch that - Tron looks dumb. (So does Thor trailer. Turn in my geek card?---12)
16 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music Is it just me or does Tron look dumb? Scratch that - Tron looks dumb.
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Jessica88music
Santa should vacation here this winter. http://twitpic.com/3gi6ud
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Jessica88music
Penelope Cruz is in the Pirates 4 movie. Hmmm . . . I don't know about this one. I think 4 is pushing it as is.
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Jessica88music Henry Weinhard Orange Cream Soda. Classy http://twitpic.com/3g8o1t
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
Why was Prop 6 afraid of Prop 7? Because Prop 7 Prop Ate Prop 9. Just a little legal humor for you.
14 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait, I was right the first time. It's a sky.
15 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

HarmonyDust Harmony Dust
by Jessica88music
You will never get external results without internal change via@BreyNordtvedt
15 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
When life gives you lemons... squeeze their acidic juice into the eyes of your enemies.
15 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music TheMandyMoore is a noun not a person -get it right.
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Jessica88music New hand tattoo for today. http://twitpic.com/3fnykd
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Don't watch that many movies these days. Only the ones that look really good.
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Jessica88music It's December 12th 2010. Exactly 2 years until the world ends!
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Jessica88music Norton Antivirus -Doing backup scans u did not ask it to do then announcing regularly to u what scans it has done that u did not ask it to.
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Jessica88music
Misunderstandings. When somebody says, "Now I'm on the same page", I always ask, "Well what page were you on before?"
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Some people look at a glass as half empty. Some see it as half full. I see it as a perfect way to poison pessimistic/optimistic people.
11 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
@ @TheTwelve Yah it didn't look that good in the commercials. Didn't seem to be much plot going on. Just 2 famous people in a movie.
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve How was "The Tourist"? Worth seeing?
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Whoever has the last laugh was probably just the last one to get the joke...
11 Dec

Jessica88music
Bieber is nominated for Best New Artist? Hurry @jason_mraz get your new CD out so the Grammys don't have to keep lowering their standards.
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Jessica88music I wish they could get the scent of coffee beans in a fragrance. I might have to avoid cannibals and zombies for a while though.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve It suprises me too. My brain is amusing.
10 Dec Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
Going to Boston now . . . Boston Market. It's a shorter trip. Less expensive.
10 Dec Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music "There's nothing classier than boring jazz music." - Michael Scott #TheOffice
10 Dec Favorite Reply Delete »

StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
If "Deep Blue Sea" taught us anything about hyper-intelligent army-trained sharks, it's that only L.L. Cool J is safe.
9 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

ChrisTheFlyest Chris Ingram
by Jessica88music
Popeyes adding a buffet??? *starts writing will*
9 Dec Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music Illustrator. So complicated sometimes. http://twitpic.com/3efd40
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve I guess I should start campaigning then if there's competition. "If I am elected I will . . ."
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Jessica88music Sarah Palin I cant see Russia from here. http://twitpic.com/3ede19
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve I hope I get elected. :) See you next Wednesday!
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
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@Jessica88music Whatup FBcubed! At officer meeting now and you will be nominated as secretary next Wed. Then there will be vote.
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Jessica88music I have officially changed my name to "Fresh Baked Chocolate Chip Cookies" because they are that good. (Call me "FBCubed" for short)
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Cool :)
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Yah. I can in next week though.
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@TheTwelve Sorry I couldn't be there today. How'd things go?
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Jessica88music Being sick sucks. What happened immune system? Aren't you suppose to defend me from crap like this?
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Jessica88music @ @sykkea91 I'm pretty sure he has 12 (or maybe he will soon) . . .
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sykkea91 Maggie Yokel
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Oh my god gordon ramsay how many shows do you have now.
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h0sepipe Ryan Manning
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Whoever designed Kraft Macaroni's "Easy Open Boxtop" obviously had their GED in Engineering.
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Jessica88music Tumblr was down for one day 12/5 -12/6 and they're calling it a Black Out. I didn't think it was significant enough to be called anything.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
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#prop8 is ridiculous. Every person should have identical rights & be treated the same. For example, I hate everyone equally.
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eqca Equality California
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CA's new Attorney General Kamala Harris reaffirms that the state will not defend #Prop8 in court: http://ow.ly/3irsy. Thanks, Kamala!
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I miss the Drew Carey Show.
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rustyrockets Russell Brand
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#rappersthatmightbehomeless: Fifty cents, please? Too slim Shady, Kan-ye spare a dime West, Biggee Smells and Busta roams (aimlessly)
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
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#thingsImiss My nose.
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Good job @TheeDumbledore. Even though your dead and your over a century old you've still managed to master the art of tweeting.
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TheeDumbledore Albus PWB Dumbledore
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Crabbe and Goyle were so fat that the Sorting Hat considered sorting them into the Waffle House.
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@TheTwelve Yah the shows pretty hilarious and informative.
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@TheTwelve It's an interesting and amusing show - but not for the reasons they intended it to be.

Jessica88music Bridal Plasty is officially the stupidest show humankind has ever conceived of - and that includes Laguna Beach.
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http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/366750/november-29-2010/tip-wag---bridalplasty--tom-delay---aids
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
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Friend who can't party 2nite: "Being responsible sux." Me: "It sure does. It's only redeeming quality is that being irresponsible is worse."
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Jessica88music Everytime I look at the trending topics and a famous person's name comes up I think they might be dead. TT is the new Obituaries.
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Bieber was nominated for a Best New Artist Grammy. The committee must have been confused about the definition of "best" and "artist".
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h0sepipe Ryan Manning
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As she looked in my eyes, I could tell we shared the same thought. JENGA!
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Jessica88music I'm having The Office withdrawls. Wait . . . It's on tomorrow. I'm cured!

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Quotes

«Thought is the sculptor who can create the person you want to be.» — Henry David Thoreau

"Anyone who says they have never made a mistake has never tried anything new." -Albert Einstein

«Our lack of compassion stems from our inability to see deeply into the nature of things.» — Lama Surya Das

«I write so that my handful of pebbles, cast daily into still waters, will produce a ripple.» — Anne Schroeder

"Faith begins as an experiment and ends as an experience" -W.R. Inge

«Lives, like money, are spent. What are you buying with yours?» — Roy H. Williams

I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead.» — Jimmy Buffett

"The primary function of the body is to carry the brain around."

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer."

«Strength is Life, Weakness is Death. Expansion is Life, Contraction is Death. Love is Life, Hatred is Death.» — Swami Vivekananda

«Although my memory's fading, I remember two things very clearly: I am a great sinner and Christ is a great Savior.» — John Newton

«Life is the flower for which love is the honey.» — Victor Hugo

«Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.» — Phyllis Diller

«A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.» — Fats Domino

«Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.» — Albert Einstein

The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about humanity, answered:

“Man. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”

«Indeed, the more we find to love, the more we add to the measure of our hearts.» — Lloyd Alexander

«Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.» — Martin Luther King Jr.

«Life is just a chance to grow a soul.» — A. Powell Davies

«There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.» — Albert Schweitzer

«Wars and elections are both too big and too small to matter in the long run. The daily work - that goes on, it adds up.» — Barbara Kingsolver

«The good life is inspired by love and guided by knowledge.» — Bertrand Russell

«Now there is one outstandingly important fact regarding Spaceship Earth, and that is that no instruction book came with it.» — Buckminster Fuller

«If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change.» — Buddha

«The heights by great men reached and kept / Were not attained by sudden flight, / But they, while their companions slept, / Were toiling upward in the night.» — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

«The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the world's problems.» — Mohandas K. Gandhi

«It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end.» — Ursula K. Le Guin

«Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence.» — David Byrne

«Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.» — Mark Twain

«People pay for what they do, and still more for what they have allowed themselves to become. And they pay for it very simply; by the lives they lead.» — James Baldwin

«People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. This is how character is built.» — Eleanor Roosevelt

«Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.» — Fran Lebowitz

«Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.» — Franklin P. Jones

«The life I touch for good or ill will touch another life, and that in turn another, until who knows where the trembling stops or in what far place my touch will be felt.» — Frederick Buechner

«The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.» — Albert Einstein

«Do good by stealth, and blush to find it fame.» — Alexander Pope

«Moral excellence comes about as a result of habit. We become just by doing just acts, temperate by doing temperate acts, brave by doing brave acts.» — Aristotle

«When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers.» — Colleen C. Barrett

"If you hear a voice within you say 'you cannot paint,' then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced." -- Vincent Van Gogh

«What Is Love? I have met in the streets a very poor young man who was in love. His hat was old, his coat worn, the water passed through his shoes and the stars through his soul» — Victor Hugo

«Let me die the moment my love dies. Let me not outlive my own capacity to love. Let me die still loving, and so, never die.» — Mary Zimmerman

«I never understood why Clark Kent was so hell bent on keeping Lois Lane in the dark.» — Audrey Niffenegger

«I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.» — Mother Teresa

«Love is a better master than duty.» — Albert Einstein

«I love you like a fat kid loves cake!» — Scott Adams

«Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.» — Matt Groening

«Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself.» — Leo Buscaglia

«I have tried to be a [wo]man of letters in love with ideas in order to be a wiser more loving person, hoping to leave the world just a little better than I found it.» — Cornel West

Thoughts for the day march 16th

Remember that no man loses any other life than this which he now lives, nor lives any other than this which he now loses. — Marcus Aurelius

Today was Toastmasters and i was actually hoping to get called up for one table topic question: What movie has made you cry and why?

Here's what I would have said:

Not that many movies have that great of an emotional impact to make a person cry. Movies that try to make a person cry go out of their way to do it and then they force it too much and you don't. I almost cried during Avatar when their home as being destroyed and the blue Avatar princess was crying over her father who was on the ground dying. It was intense scene and I really felt caught up in he moment, despite the fact that it was computer animated and on a giant theater screen in a packed room. But now when i watch the scene it's initial impact has faded and I don't feel as near to tears as I did when I first saw it.

The movies that are guaranteed to make me cry are usually Disney. The nostalgia mixed with moments in the movies that are either extremely joyful or tragic bring me to the brink. Like that moment when Bambi was running through the snow in the woods crying out for his mother and he suddenly runs into his father who tells him his mother is dead and Bambi just bows his head and crys a single tear. Who doesn't want to weap for his loss?

But the sadest movie I have ever cried to is the movie Fluke. It's ineresting because Roger who answered the TableTopic question mentioned that Lassie was the movie that always made him cry. The movie Fluke is about a DOG as well, but the brown lab is actually a man who was reincarnated into the body of a dog. Although that just sounds strange, as the story goes on the dog Fluke, keeps having visions of his wife and son and fears that they are in danger. He then travels hundreds of miles to find them and finally manages too. The wife and son take Fluke in as a pet and he struggles to go out of his way to show them who he really is. At the end of the movie, Fluke runs away because of a conflict and the son goes looking for him in the freezing snow. The son goes to his father's grave and Fluke shows up there and keeps him warm. The mom eventualy figures out where the son is and shows up to the cemetary. She immidiately rushes over to the son and gets him into the car with the heater on high and wraps him in blankets. The son doesn't say much, he just says,"Fluke said he has to go. He wants us to move on." The wife then says "Ok honey" thinking he mst be delirious. She then goes back to the grave to get Fluke. When se calls to the dog, he just stands up and turns to the grave. He starts digging in the snow at the foot of the tombstone and uncovers the words: "Here lies Tom Henderson. To my wife and son: I will always love you." Fluke then turns to the wife and stares for a moment, before turning and walking away out of the cemetary. When the wife finally realizes who he was you can't help but cry with her.

Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Time and Technology

“If we didn’t have electricity, we’d all be watching T.V. by candlelight”. This quote by George Gobel shows how far we’ve come in advancing technology as well as our dependence on it. There’s suppose to be a new cell-phone coming out that you can wave over a bill or check and it immediately pays it by connecting to your bank account. I also hear word that the iPhone 2 is coming out sometime. With all of this new technology popping up and changing so quickly, you have to wonder: How are the young whipper snappers on this plant being introduced to this technology and how is it impacting their lives. Some people would argue that exposure to technology is making kids more detached and distracted from reality. Others would argue that it’s better adapting them for the modern world. I have come to believe from my experiences growing up with technology that whether technology has a positive or negative impact on a kid’s life depends on the way they are introduced to it and the way they are allowed to use it.

One of my first introductions to technology was video games. Video games today end to be viewed in a negative light when associated with kids. But I remember my first interactions with video games findly. Whenever my grandmother would pick my sisters and me up after school we would go to her house and play Mario Brothers on the Nintendo. I also remember listening fondly to the Macarena on the cassette tape player and watching movies like Bambi on VHS tapes. It was a simpler time in those days. The first electronic device I ever owned was called a Gigapet. It was a little virtual pet you carried around until you got tired of feeding it and lost it one day. Let’s just say it’s a good thing kids aren’t put in charge of taking care of real animals. Although I was young when I was introduced to all of these forms of technology, I did not have an addictive tendency towards them and actually remember them with a sense of nostalgia.

Then times changed and suddenly CDs were the new thing. I began my CD collection around the age of 13 in 2001. DVDs were also coming out around that time and I started watching movies and listening to music much more frequentl. And DVDs CDs were easier to use than tapes because you didn’t have to Fast Forward or worry about any static or grainy quality. DVDs made movies seem more realistic. It’s harder to separate yourself from the screen when the resolution quality is so good.
Then around the age of 15 I made an important discovery. There was this thing called the internet. Unfortunately I couldn’t explore very much of it because my mom had the parental controls set to infant. Although I wasn’t really interested in the internet itself at the time, I did enjoy constantly IMing my friends on AOL, which was texting in its earliest stage. I only used the internet to get information for research projects. Then these things called social networks popped up and now I can send direct messages back and forth to multiple friends while updating my status and watching Youtube videos. Multitasking has never been easier. With all these things going on there seems to be a pattern forming where you become more connected to the people who are far away and less connected to the people who are nearby.

When I wasn’t using the computer to IM or do research, I was using it to play a little game called SIMS. I have been SIM-sober for 3 ears. I was formerly a SIMaholic addicted to SIMS 1 and 2 and all of their subsequent expansion packs. I also became addicted to games like Halo and Grand Theft Auto that had recently come out on the new XBOX. Other games I had played like Oregon Trail and Pin Ball were swiftly left in the dust. These new games had vivid graphics and placed you directly in the driver’s seat with full control of what was going on in the game. It demanded your attention. Then there was my Gameboy, which was one of the earliest forms of hand-held gaming devices. It was even more addicting than the newer games. I guess it’s harder to walk away from something you can carry around with you.

When I was in high school I was given another hand-held device. It was called a cell phone. I didn’t like to use it though and I seldom turned it on. Friends thought I was strange because of this and my mom would complain that I didn’t have my phone on enough. After I graduated high school, I started keeping my phone on more an even attempted texting. One day I got a call from my mom telling me that my friend Chelsie’s mom had been in a car accident. Chelsie was in high school at the time, and I wasn’t there so I had no way of reaching her other than her cell, which wasn’t on. I then texted my sister who had a class next to her’s. My sister was able to find Chelsie and tell her what happened so she could call her mom.

So which technologies are harmful and which ones are beneficial? It seems like the technologies that tend to be more harmful are the ones that seem more convenient. The more convenient a device is, the less thought that goes into the action to use it, the more it becomes a habit. If you become dependent on technology, your life is then inconvenienced when you suddenly have to live without it.

To avoid this I think parents give timed play-time on video games and other things so kids don’t overuse them. Parents should make sure their kids aren’t neglecting their responsibilities, the people around them, or themselves. Parents should also explain when it is not appropriate to use certain devices. That way kids remember to use these powers for good and not to send texts to their friends during class or like one boy I saw in college do – watch Surfing videos on a laptop during biology. Technology can be used as a way of bringing us closer. My 80 year old Grandfather just got his first Facebook page and it was fun seeing him try to figure out how to update his status. But when this technology is misused it can distract us from life. I think it’s important that when we use technology we remember what really matters are the people we keep ourselves connected to on the screen and off it.