February Twitter in April.
Jessica88music
Just saw the new Ke$ha and Britney videos. It's official - they have WAYYYY too much time on their hands. What's with all the rainows?
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Jessica88music "It's 1:2O AM and I'm at an apartment complex. I should rev my car loudly and blast off down the street." - Jerk from last night
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mishacollins Misha Collins
by Jessica88music
Newbies: "mishamigos" was an offensive parody. My followers use the more empowering (& ethnically neutral) titles of "minions" or "flunkies"
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Jessica88music I wonder if anyone's ever made a Teepee made out of TP? Can you TP a Teepee? Questions for future civilizations to ponder . . .
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Jessica88music Maybe we'll all be suprised and Justin Bieber will one day have a Marky Mark revolution and evolve into somebody credible.
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rbcarpenters Rebecca B. Carpenter
by Jessica88music
"It is not who is right, but what is right, that is of importance." -Thomas Huxley
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Jessica88music Well Forever 21 failed for the second year in a row. Today I'm 23 :)
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Jessica88music Watching a ghost story show. Sometimes the people are creepier than the stories they tell.
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Jessica88music Found why no one writer letters anymore. $8.8O for 2O stamps?! And email is faster. Crazy...
Jessica88music Goo goo dolls playing at kmart! http://twitpic.com/441s1q
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Jessica88music Was wondering how i got so many cups. Now i know my parents have lots of cups in their kitchen. Apparently having lots of cups is hereditary.
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Jessica88music Reunited and it tastes so good... http://twitpic.com/43t6q5
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Jessica88music Sun finally came out! http://twitpic.com/43q2wc
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Jessica88music
@Wakezone88 that will make things interesting when he comes on the show :)
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Jessica88music #TheOffice. The past couple episodes have been kind of lack-luster, but it's good to see Holly and Michael beating Jim and Pam at coupling.
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Jessica88music Current Score: 24 Following, 40 Followers.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve No, i have one but i don't really use it. We could be linkedin though :)
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve It was either that or Facebook. But we're friends on multiple social networks: Like Twitter.
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Jessica88music I'm going 2 assume #FF stands 4 #FantabulousFriend. @TheTwelve: Likes Iron Man and baseball- which makes him randomly awesome. Toastmasterz!
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ConanOBrien Conan O'Brien
by Jessica88music
Would you freak out if I told you I was tweeting this from inside your closet?
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
With fewer toothpaste choices on the market now, maybe those 5 dentists can finally agree.
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Jessica88music
@ @TheTwelve You sould have taken a pic. It's rainy out, but it's not cold so it's nice in my book :)
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Jessica88music Current Score: 24 Following, 37 Followers.
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
Sometimes I wish I had two hearts, so I could wear one on my sleeve to show people my feelings without dying.
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Jessica88music I mentioned Tin Man upgrading to solar power to be more modern and environmentally friendly and now 2 solar tweeters are following me.
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
I don't understand board games. I literally have no Clue.
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Jessica88music He delivered them 2 the wrong house, Cats http://twitpic.com/439d24
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Jessica88music
I think Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz should run on electric or solar power.
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Jessica88music
Dean and Sam going to New Jersey. DEAN: Maybe we'll spot Snooki. SAM: What's a Snooki? DEAN: That's a good question. #Supernatural
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ConanOBrien Conan O'Brien
by Jessica88music
Only in L.A.... I just saw a sign that said, “Welcome to Los Angeles.”
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JonMarro Jon Marro
by Jessica88music
STUDENT to SCIENTIST: How do you know so much? SCIENTIST: I open my eyes. STUDENT to SAGE: How do you know so much? SAGE: I close my eyes.
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Jessica88music Things I missed and am missing: The last episode of: The Office, Supernatural, Ghost Adventures, oh no! Top Chefs on tonight . . . Top Chef,
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Jessica88music I didn't know we voted in a new member. http://twitpic.com/42q3d1
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Jessica88music Dang Comcast... Going to have to send somebody out here tomorrow to check out the internet line. Still no internet :(
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Jessica88music Snow on the distant mountain tops. http://twitpic.com/42nsi3
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Jessica88music Well i have Toastmasters tomorrow but i don't know what role i have. I'll just make up a role...EatingToastMaster.
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Jessica88music Day 6 without internet access... Brain not functioning so good...
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Jessica88music Glory shot. http://twitpic.com/42eazl
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Jessica88music No internet sucks.This makes up for it http://twitpic.com/42eaf6
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Jessica88music After i saw Paranormal Activity 2 i thought my apartment was haunted. Kept hearing voices and footsteps. Then i remembered i have neighbors.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Awww Dangz. Sounds like it was great then :)
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve I need my shows. Oh wells. How was Toastmasters?
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Jessica88music The Great Wall of Unmarked Boxes. http://twitpic.com/429rh1
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve I would give it up but i need 5 shows that aren't aired on internet. Of course now i get 15O other channels i dont need...
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Jessica88music Going to Comcast to get cable set up was like waiting in the DMV. Only better because they had tv screens you could watch.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve I need cable for the internet... and Top Chef because they wont air it on Hulu.
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Jessica88music @Thetwelve No kidding. Just spent the week moving into a new apartment. No cable yet :( It's troubling...
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Jessica88music
Gives me Goosebumps knowing i have this http://twitpic.com/429fyk
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Jessica88music @Wakezone88 it wont last long... http://twitpic.com/4298jx
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Jessica88music @Wakezone88 i have the randomest books. http://twitpic.com/42975v
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@Wakezone88 i just moved into a new apartment so all my books are well organized on a bookcase.
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Jessica88music Day 5 without internet use. I almost contemplated reading a book... almost...
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Jessica88music They should have charged the demon rent for living in their basement.
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Jessica88music Saw Paranormal Activity 2. That family should be on the show Hoarders. They had another house worth of stuff.
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Jessica88music No one will infiltrate Fort Box! http://twitpic.com/41bfar
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Jessica88music Behold: Fort Box! http://twitpic.com/41azjg
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Jessica88music It couldn't fit on my hand anyway. http://twitpic.com/417m8r
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Jessica88music Decided not to draw on my hand today. http://twitpic.com/417lyw
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Jessica88music Drew this today. Pretty snazzy. http://twitpic.com/415va5
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Jessica88music Going to watch Paranormal Activity 2 tonight. If someone dumb uses a quoiji board like they did in the last movie I will not feel sorry ...
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Jessica88music Did not gage time right. It sucks being too early for something.
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Jessica88music Haunted house at the end of Mondo lane. http://twitpic.com/413ayr
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Jessica88music Gots to love nature . . . http://twitpic.com/41397h
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Jessica88music I'm an earth-friendly earthling :) http://twitpic.com/40wroq
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Jessica88music Was finally getting over my cold today when a woman came into work with a runny nose and a bad cough. Dangz.
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Jessica88music I was thinking "Merry Valentines" and thought of "Merry Xmas" and things got confused. Luckily I have cold symptoms I can blame.
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Jessica88music 2:14 on 2/14. Merry Valentine's Day :)
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Jessica88music Shopping at Savemart. Long line of guys buying flowers. How romantic.
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Jessica88music Sometimes i'm too slow to act, sometimes i'm too quick to judge. Patience is a virtue because it requires balance to be mastered.
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Jessica88music @Zak_Bagans Have you ever met Criss Angel? You guys should do cameos on each other's shows.
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Zak_Bagans Zak Bagans
by Jessica88music
How cool would it be to be a recording artist for the "Sounds of Nature" CDs...."yea my new album is almost done just waitin for it to rain"
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Jessica88music Happy Birthday Lincoln! You are/were my favorite president.
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Jessica88music That was amazing. @Zak_Bagans falls saying poetry then tries to woo a random woman who runs away. He should be the next Bachelor.
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Jessica88music It's official: To conserve space on tweets, the word "to" has now been converted 2 the number.
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Jessica88music Excited 2 watch @Zak_Bagans of the Shire on Ghost Adventures 2night. It's nice watching people go to the haunted places ur 2 afraid 2 go 2.
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Jessica88music If there's ever a huge flood, i'm finding the nearest boat and filling it with Noah's bagels.
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Jessica88music
The sun never takes a bad photo. http://twitpic.com/3yh416
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Jessica88music God showing off again. http://twitpic.com/3yh2of
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Jessica88music Sunset from a while ago. http://twitpic.com/3yh2l2
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Jessica88music #Matilda great movie is on.
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Jessica88music I'm addicted to Ghost Adventures. It makes Ghost Hunters look like a snooze fest.
StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
If I had a nickel for every time I said "If I had a nickel," I'd have 2 nickels. I don't say it much.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Hahaha... http://twitpic.com/3y2sc3
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Kudos to Criss, he Blair Witch Project'd that joke. I thought it was real.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve I didn't say you were gross I said the situation was gross... and funny. And I have to prep for something at lunch today. Sorryz.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Ummmzzz yah. That sounds plausible. And gross.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music W-w-w-w-w-woah hold on you're kidding me, right? You really think that happened?
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Yah he totally improved that story at random . . .
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve That almond story was pretty funny. Maybe you can tell a funny personal experience you had.
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Jessica88music
@TheTwelve Will work on it.
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Jessica88music I was JokeMaster today.I'm writing my own material from now on. "Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum? He got stuck in Orbit"
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Jessica88music
@ @TheTwelve Yah. I think it's good that comments are anonymous to some extent, but when u get critics like that you kind of want to know.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Who blasted your speech that's crazy?!!! It takes a lot of guts to sing in front of people.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music Thank you. Somebody blasted my speech today and didn't leave their name. =) Anyway will miss you today!
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Jessica88music
@ @TheTwelve Your speech was awesome. Gospel is the better way to sing. A lot more pace and soul to the music.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Lindsay Lohan might go to jail for stealing a necklace tomorrow. I have one word to say on the matter: Azkaban.
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Jessica88music Toastmasters is amazing. It's like a perfect combination of comedy club speakers mixed with inspirational speakers. Great meeting today.
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Jessica88music There are these things on the floor board of cars next to your feet. They're called brakes. They are not just for decoration . . .
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Jessica88music There were these things that were invented and put on the back of cars. They're called signal lights. They're not for decoration.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve *Laughs at comment*
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Jessica88music http://twitpic.com/3xskdr
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Jessica88music @ Yah we could have done a better job than she did. @wakezone88 @Jessica88music yeah and given it to us
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Jessica88music @@wakezone88 She butchered that song pretty bad. She was trying too hard and forcing it. They should have taken a Grmmy from her for that.
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Jessica88music @wakezone88 Who screwed up the anthem?
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Jessica88music They should have Black Friday on NFL Sunday. The stores are deserted right now.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Did Christina Aguilera just screw up America's National Anthem? Wow, and I thought it was bad when I screwed up trying to kill that baby...
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Jessica88music My Grandpa just got his very first Facebook. He had never heard of it before. You go Grandpa
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Jessica88music Sister and friend kept me up late because they wouldn't stop talking about stupid boys they dated and clothes they want. I feel very guy.
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Jessica88music
Sunset in the 'winter' in February. http://twitpic.com/3wkn0q
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Jessica88music Justin Bieber inflitrated the Daily Show and not only appeared on it, but opened the show introducing himself as Jon Stewart.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Almost Valentine's day. Don't worry if you've been dumped, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Just kidding, the oil spill killed them all.
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Jessica88music If the groundhog couldn't tell spring sprang early this year, my shadow could have told him that.
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Jessica88music Art at its finest. http://twitpic.com/3w8lgq
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denisleary Denis Leary
by Jessica88music
Engineering team developing cars that can be driven by the blind. In New York we call them taxis.
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Jessica88music That would be the DMV... @wakezone88 very true I wonder what a slow office would be then
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Jessica88music Every doctor's office is very slow. So actually slow is now considered normal @wakezone88 This is a very slow doctors office
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Jessica88music If pets were meant 2 wear clothes u could bring them into JC Penny with you without getting kicked out by security. He just wanted a scarf...
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Jessica88music I used the word 'toothsome' in a textversation today. SCORE!
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Yah i think so. Maybe I'll mention it on facebook.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve I think Jos would be proud of that one. SCORE!
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve It's good that the food ended up being so toothsome. #ScoreOnWordOfTheDayUsage.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Awww . . . That sucks. Hope the meal was good though.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Yah they should have given you some heads up about that.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve I'm suprised they made you pay though since you were a guest at their wedding party.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Wow I didn't know you were a Kagillionaire, you should drive to Carrows in a limo next Wednesday :)
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Why where did u eat afterwords?
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve Glad it went well and you freaked out over nothing :)
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rustyrockets Russell Brand
by Jessica88music
Mum, today is Groundhog Day. I will spend all day watching Groundhog Day; which is what I did yesterday. Send condoms.
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Jessica88music What brigade was Colonel Sanders put in charge of? Chickinfantry?
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.
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Jessica88music My sweet tooth says chocolate truffles make a great snack. As toothsome as that sounds if I take its advice it may soon fall out.
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Jessica88music House put sedative in Cuddy's mom's cup and she passes out. "That was my present to you." Wilson passes out. "That was my present to me."
