December Twitter in March... I Procrastinated...
Here it is my December Archived Tweets:
danecook Dane Cook
by Jessica88music
365 days we spent together. RIP 2010. You were a troubled year w/ good intentions. (January 1st, 2010 - December 31st, 2010)
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#Femaledictionary "I would never do that . . ." = "I did that yesterday"
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come around the bend and I freeze in your headlights cause that's what we deer do . . ." -Mayhem
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"I'm a wild deer and I'm out here eating leaves and whatnot when I come across this road and I'm like: what is this thing? That's when you
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Secret Window- I'll never look at corn on the cob the same way again. Crunch!
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I wonder if anyone has ever been caught red-handed robbing Red Robin.
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ConanOBrien Conan O'Brien
by Jessica88music
The fear of getting stuck in a chimney is called santaclaustrophobia. I wrote that joke when I was eight, and it still holds up.
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ConanOBrien Conan O'Brien
by Jessica88music
WhassinthisBaileysIrishCream issodelisshiss
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
I knew having the password 'dieharrydiediedie' was probably going to end up being problematic...
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LostOnTheFringe Lisa
by Jessica88music
I picture Eduardo Cullen as Edward's more interesting and roguish Spanish twin. He has a very thin mustache and wears a matador outfit.
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rustyrockets Russell Brand
by Jessica88music
Mum,I'm the swan queen! This ballet company is too competitive, Winona Ryder is freaking out. Must cut toenails- send condoms.
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@TheTwelve It's pretty intense. I thought it was really good.
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Em liked it too. She thought it was intense and really well done. Great effects.
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Just saw Black Swan. It was crazy and amazing and confusing and frightening.
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Jessica88music Today I'm giving a speech in Toastmasters and then I'm seeing Black Swan.
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I have officially just finished writing one of the greatest speeches mankind has ever had the privilege of knowing.
28 Dec
Jessica88music @TheTwelve What?! Boston Legal is not obscure that's an awesome show. Denny Crane!
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
RT @Jessica88music @TheTwelve Well William Shatner is pretty cool like that. Denny Crane! (Had 2 google that...wow that's obscure.---12)
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
Gotta love Priceline.com. Just confirmed a major steal for a hotel in Syracuse. Like legal robbery. You da man William Shatner!
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@ @TheTwelve Well William Shatner is pretty cool like that. Denny Crane!
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Natalie Portman is pregnant. Quick! Put the Darth Vader theme music in tweet form! Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dunnnn!
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@TheTwelve She's not a morning person. More like a morning zombie.
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@ @TheTwelve No she was telling me about them despite the fact that I never watched the show. She was rambling. She does that sometimes.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music ok. Let's start over. Your initial tweet sounded as is she was telling you about pokemon episodes that you missed.
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@TheTwelve How could I be in it if I was taking the pic? Unless I had super powers . . .
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@TheTwelve Did u see the pic? That was my sister. She likes the show.
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The boy in Jurassic Park 3 reminds me of the monkey boy in Jumanji.
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Sisters filling me in on the pokepisodes http://twitpic.com/3k1n6r
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Crazy fog too. http://twitpic.com/3k1haw
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Jessica88music Crazy moon the other night. http://twitpic.com/3k1gtd
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Jessica88music Watching Jurarssic Park 3. Almost as good an xmas movie as Gremlins.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Dear "fans" who bitch that paparazzi invade celeb's privacy, If you don't like it, stop giving them money by looking at the pics. Hypocrites
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@TheTwelve I need to see Blak Swan first.
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@ @TheTwelve Well I'm not going to run out and rent it, but if it's on T.V. I'll give it a shot. If it sucks I'm holding you accountable.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music Tron isn't supposed to be a comedy, yet is. Legally Blond is a dis on the entire dumb blonde culture. You'd LOVE IT.
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@ @TheTwelve You sound like my sister when she was talking about Tron. "No it's good, I swear! Don't believe the rumors."
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music No serious! It's not a bad movie! Doesn't take itself seriously and teases itself. You'd like it.
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@ @TheTwelve That's just shameful.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music Legally Blond is actually not bad. =]
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Sisters new prized possession. Season 1 http://twitpic.com/3jz6zw
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@ @TheTwelve In my defense I've also never seen Legally Blonde or the Chihuahua movie so I still have some credibility.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music Wait...you've never seen Iron Man?
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music If you're giving it, I'll take it. =)
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My newest most prized possession. http://twitpic.com/3jyx97
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Jessica88music A shrine to all that is xmas. http://twitpic.com/3jpgwf
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve someod have it to me, but I've never seen Iron Man.
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@TheTwelve Hey want this 4 xmas? http://twitpic.com/3jpamq
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Playing my stepdads xmas present with him. Black Ops is like Modern Warfare part 2.
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JonMarro Jon Marro
by Jessica88music
"If the environment was a bank we'd have saved it by now."
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jason_mraz Jason Mraz
by Jessica88music
Happy holidays to all. I am grateful for everything I see and everything I don't see. Like Santa, totally thankful for him.
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Overzelous xmas decorations. http://twitpic.com/3jd2su
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Finally I can figure this thing out. http://twitpic.com/3jc2jp
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Holiday time. My sister is trying to teach my grandma how to text.
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Welcome to xmas in the country. http://twitpic.com/3jaghj
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@TheTwelve everything i've heard about it has been good though.
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Jessica88music Sis just got a new phone. Text away. http://twitpic.com/3j7u55
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There's a special $2 that can be yours for the low price of $3o if your dumb and call the # on the tv.
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Guys only propose on xmas so they don't forget the date. And if they do they can pretend they didn't.
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Listening to Swift's new album. Hell hath no fury like a Taylor scorned.
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Who knew pokemon could text . . . http://twitpic.com/3iy9zl
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Paparazzi! Shes probably texting Picachu http://twitpic.com/3iy8zv
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ4t0ra5Ngs That was hilarious. Dane Cook sings to Taylor Swift. Odd combo.
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Jessica88music TOP TOP TOP is trending. Pretty close to #TopChef.
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JonMarro Jon Marro
by Jessica88music
Insight into my brain. My friend said: "I'm conservative by nature" and I heard: "I'm conservative. BYE nature."
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Life in the country is much slower . . . Especially the internet.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Cool. :)
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@TheTwelve After xmas I'll see Swan. How was Grit?
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@TheTwelve Nah i'm with friends who just happen to have bad taste in movies :)
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@TheTwelve It doesn't help when the "scary movie" is low budget and predictable.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve 9o% of the movie is just shadows and dark hallways.
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Jessica88music Watching a horror film. Girl is walking alone upstairs in the dark without a flashlight. Amateur.
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Jessica88music My sister's making fun of me because predictive text isn't predicting without misspelling.
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Jessica88music Oh no. Pajama Jeans. They go great with a Snuggie.
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Jessica88music There's a font type trending on twitter. Time to change that. #TopChef #TopChef #TopChef
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Jessica88music My sister just saw Henry Weinhard rootbeer on tv and started yelling "Henry I love u!"
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Everyone should set realistic New Year's goals. For example, my resolution is to continue being witty & devastatingly good-looking. Done.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
#2011predictions. I will continue being awesome. Bitches will continue being jealous. I will continue to find this hilarious.
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Jessica88music "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." -- Albert Einstein
22 Dec
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Rudolph . . . http://twitpic.com/3i79j8
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Elves partied too much last night . . . http://twitpic.com/3i78iq
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Jessica88music Talent. http://twitpic.com/3i76q0
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Reindeer wrapped this. http://twitpic.com/3i72z7
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Jessica88music Those elves are at work again. http://twitpic.com/3i6xjb
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Tape is a bandaid for paper.
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@TheTwelve Sorry I don't feel like wasting $ on a movie that's only 'possibly good'.
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@TheTwelve Don't wait 4 me to see it. Next movie on my list is Black Swan. I'll wait to c Tron on DVD.
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My sister saw Tron and said it was actually good and that I shoud go see it. Wouldn't be the first time I've questioned her judgement.
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He'll be awesome in my front yard. http://twitpic.com/3hxse5
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Trees are complicated . . . http://twitpic.com/3hxrxv
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Jessica88music Greatest wrapping job ever. http://twitpic.com/3hxr1g
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Jessica88music FW: This is the greatest wrapping paper http://twitpic.com/3hxq6y
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Jessica88music FW: This is how i decorate my presents. http://twitpic.com/3hxq4s
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Decorating decorative wrapping paper. http://twitpic.com/3hxq0d
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@TheTwelve This woman has 2 kids between 2 and 6 years. So sad the way she neglects them.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve It's so weird. She's obsessed with working out and being healthy but she keeps drinking.
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Jessica88music She passed out under a palm tree outside a club and got her wallet and laptop stolen.
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Jessica88music Now I'm watching Intervention. Woman works out 7 hours a day and can drink 1o beers at a time.
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Jessica88music Ha ha they had to blur out a poster of the little mermaid because they didnt have the rights from disney.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve 'The mold and mouse remnants add appeal to the house'
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve "I can't let go of this napkin holder. I know I have 9, but this one's sentimental"
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Jessica88music Watching Hoarders. Oh piles of crap.
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@TheTwelve Yah I heard True Grit is suppose to be really good. I want to see Black Swan.
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Jessica88music Saw Narnia 3 last night. Wasn't the best . . . Wasn't the worst. I miss Tumnus.
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Attempting to eat sunflower seeds and wondering if it's really worth it. It feels like a commitment because they take so long to eat.
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Jessica88music Lord_Voldemort7 So wise, and yet so evil . . .
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
"Magic" 8 balls are fucking stupid. If you need a ball of plastic to make your life decisions you should just give up now.
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Jessica88music Found my key it was with my toothbrush. At least it wasn't in the fridge.
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Jessica88music Genius move #87 Having a spare car key.
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Idiot move #376 Lost the keys to my car.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve No, it was a joke book beginning.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve I've never actually played Clue, but I thought that would be a great way to start a book.
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the bloody candlestick in his hands. The closet was spacious, but creepy . . ."
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Jessica88music great start for a novel: "Sherlock was lying dead on the floor and the game was still missing. I looked ver at Colonel Mustard still holding
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Dear Katy, You know those sparking lights in the sky? The ones you thought were a firework & sang about? That was my Dark Mark. #awkward
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Jessica88music I've been procrastinating . . . must shop for Christmas presents soon . . . the deadline is coming up.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
I finally feel content with Christmas shopping --- right in that happy spot between "You're a cheapo" and "You overdid it".
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Yah it's pretty sad when geeks are let down by movies because geek-oriented movies tend to be so meticulously done well.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
RT @Jessica88music Is it just me or does Tron look dumb? Scratch that - Tron looks dumb. (So does Thor trailer. Turn in my geek card?---12)
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Jessica88music Is it just me or does Tron look dumb? Scratch that - Tron looks dumb.
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Santa should vacation here this winter. http://twitpic.com/3gi6ud
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Penelope Cruz is in the Pirates 4 movie. Hmmm . . . I don't know about this one. I think 4 is pushing it as is.
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Jessica88music Henry Weinhard Orange Cream Soda. Classy http://twitpic.com/3g8o1t
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
Why was Prop 6 afraid of Prop 7? Because Prop 7 Prop Ate Prop 9. Just a little legal humor for you.
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait, I was right the first time. It's a sky.
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HarmonyDust Harmony Dust
by Jessica88music
You will never get external results without internal change via@BreyNordtvedt
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
When life gives you lemons... squeeze their acidic juice into the eyes of your enemies.
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Jessica88music TheMandyMoore is a noun not a person -get it right.
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Jessica88music New hand tattoo for today. http://twitpic.com/3fnykd
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Don't watch that many movies these days. Only the ones that look really good.
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Jessica88music It's December 12th 2010. Exactly 2 years until the world ends!
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Jessica88music Norton Antivirus -Doing backup scans u did not ask it to do then announcing regularly to u what scans it has done that u did not ask it to.
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Misunderstandings. When somebody says, "Now I'm on the same page", I always ask, "Well what page were you on before?"
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Some people look at a glass as half empty. Some see it as half full. I see it as a perfect way to poison pessimistic/optimistic people.
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@ @TheTwelve Yah it didn't look that good in the commercials. Didn't seem to be much plot going on. Just 2 famous people in a movie.
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve How was "The Tourist"? Worth seeing?
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Whoever has the last laugh was probably just the last one to get the joke...
11 Dec
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Bieber is nominated for Best New Artist? Hurry @jason_mraz get your new CD out so the Grammys don't have to keep lowering their standards.
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Jessica88music I wish they could get the scent of coffee beans in a fragrance. I might have to avoid cannibals and zombies for a while though.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve It suprises me too. My brain is amusing.
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Going to Boston now . . . Boston Market. It's a shorter trip. Less expensive.
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Jessica88music "There's nothing classier than boring jazz music." - Michael Scott #TheOffice
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
If "Deep Blue Sea" taught us anything about hyper-intelligent army-trained sharks, it's that only L.L. Cool J is safe.
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ChrisTheFlyest Chris Ingram
by Jessica88music
Popeyes adding a buffet??? *starts writing will*
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Jessica88music Illustrator. So complicated sometimes. http://twitpic.com/3efd40
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve I guess I should start campaigning then if there's competition. "If I am elected I will . . ."
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Jessica88music Sarah Palin I cant see Russia from here. http://twitpic.com/3ede19
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve I hope I get elected. :) See you next Wednesday!
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music Whatup FBcubed! At officer meeting now and you will be nominated as secretary next Wed. Then there will be vote.
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Jessica88music I have officially changed my name to "Fresh Baked Chocolate Chip Cookies" because they are that good. (Call me "FBCubed" for short)
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Cool :)
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Yah. I can in next week though.
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@TheTwelve Sorry I couldn't be there today. How'd things go?
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Jessica88music Being sick sucks. What happened immune system? Aren't you suppose to defend me from crap like this?
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Jessica88music @ @sykkea91 I'm pretty sure he has 12 (or maybe he will soon) . . .
7 Dec
sykkea91 Maggie Yokel
by Jessica88music
Oh my god gordon ramsay how many shows do you have now.
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h0sepipe Ryan Manning
by Jessica88music
Whoever designed Kraft Macaroni's "Easy Open Boxtop" obviously had their GED in Engineering.
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Jessica88music Tumblr was down for one day 12/5 -12/6 and they're calling it a Black Out. I didn't think it was significant enough to be called anything.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
#prop8 is ridiculous. Every person should have identical rights & be treated the same. For example, I hate everyone equally.
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eqca Equality California
by Jessica88music
CA's new Attorney General Kamala Harris reaffirms that the state will not defend #Prop8 in court: http://ow.ly/3irsy. Thanks, Kamala!
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I miss the Drew Carey Show.
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rustyrockets Russell Brand
by Jessica88music
#rappersthatmightbehomeless: Fifty cents, please? Too slim Shady, Kan-ye spare a dime West, Biggee Smells and Busta roams (aimlessly)
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
#thingsImiss My nose.
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Good job @TheeDumbledore. Even though your dead and your over a century old you've still managed to master the art of tweeting.
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TheeDumbledore Albus PWB Dumbledore
by Jessica88music
Crabbe and Goyle were so fat that the Sorting Hat considered sorting them into the Waffle House.
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@TheTwelve Yah the shows pretty hilarious and informative.
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@TheTwelve It's an interesting and amusing show - but not for the reasons they intended it to be.
Jessica88music Bridal Plasty is officially the stupidest show humankind has ever conceived of - and that includes Laguna Beach.
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http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/366750/november-29-2010/tip-wag---bridalplasty--tom-delay---aids
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
Friend who can't party 2nite: "Being responsible sux." Me: "It sure does. It's only redeeming quality is that being irresponsible is worse."
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Jessica88music Everytime I look at the trending topics and a famous person's name comes up I think they might be dead. TT is the new Obituaries.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Bieber was nominated for a Best New Artist Grammy. The committee must have been confused about the definition of "best" and "artist".
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h0sepipe Ryan Manning
by Jessica88music
As she looked in my eyes, I could tell we shared the same thought. JENGA!
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Jessica88music I'm having The Office withdrawls. Wait . . . It's on tomorrow. I'm cured!
danecook Dane Cook
by Jessica88music
365 days we spent together. RIP 2010. You were a troubled year w/ good intentions. (January 1st, 2010 - December 31st, 2010)
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#Femaledictionary "I would never do that . . ." = "I did that yesterday"
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come around the bend and I freeze in your headlights cause that's what we deer do . . ." -Mayhem
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"I'm a wild deer and I'm out here eating leaves and whatnot when I come across this road and I'm like: what is this thing? That's when you
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Secret Window- I'll never look at corn on the cob the same way again. Crunch!
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I wonder if anyone has ever been caught red-handed robbing Red Robin.
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ConanOBrien Conan O'Brien
by Jessica88music
The fear of getting stuck in a chimney is called santaclaustrophobia. I wrote that joke when I was eight, and it still holds up.
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ConanOBrien Conan O'Brien
by Jessica88music
WhassinthisBaileysIrishCream issodelisshiss
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
I knew having the password 'dieharrydiediedie' was probably going to end up being problematic...
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LostOnTheFringe Lisa
by Jessica88music
I picture Eduardo Cullen as Edward's more interesting and roguish Spanish twin. He has a very thin mustache and wears a matador outfit.
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rustyrockets Russell Brand
by Jessica88music
Mum,I'm the swan queen! This ballet company is too competitive, Winona Ryder is freaking out. Must cut toenails- send condoms.
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@TheTwelve It's pretty intense. I thought it was really good.
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Em liked it too. She thought it was intense and really well done. Great effects.
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Just saw Black Swan. It was crazy and amazing and confusing and frightening.
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Jessica88music Today I'm giving a speech in Toastmasters and then I'm seeing Black Swan.
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I have officially just finished writing one of the greatest speeches mankind has ever had the privilege of knowing.
28 Dec
Jessica88music @TheTwelve What?! Boston Legal is not obscure that's an awesome show. Denny Crane!
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
RT @Jessica88music @TheTwelve Well William Shatner is pretty cool like that. Denny Crane! (Had 2 google that...wow that's obscure.---12)
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
Gotta love Priceline.com. Just confirmed a major steal for a hotel in Syracuse. Like legal robbery. You da man William Shatner!
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@ @TheTwelve Well William Shatner is pretty cool like that. Denny Crane!
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Natalie Portman is pregnant. Quick! Put the Darth Vader theme music in tweet form! Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dunnnn!
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@TheTwelve She's not a morning person. More like a morning zombie.
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@ @TheTwelve No she was telling me about them despite the fact that I never watched the show. She was rambling. She does that sometimes.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music ok. Let's start over. Your initial tweet sounded as is she was telling you about pokemon episodes that you missed.
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@TheTwelve How could I be in it if I was taking the pic? Unless I had super powers . . .
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@TheTwelve Did u see the pic? That was my sister. She likes the show.
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The boy in Jurassic Park 3 reminds me of the monkey boy in Jumanji.
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Sisters filling me in on the pokepisodes http://twitpic.com/3k1n6r
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Crazy fog too. http://twitpic.com/3k1haw
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Jessica88music Crazy moon the other night. http://twitpic.com/3k1gtd
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Jessica88music Watching Jurarssic Park 3. Almost as good an xmas movie as Gremlins.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Dear "fans" who bitch that paparazzi invade celeb's privacy, If you don't like it, stop giving them money by looking at the pics. Hypocrites
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@TheTwelve I need to see Blak Swan first.
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@ @TheTwelve Well I'm not going to run out and rent it, but if it's on T.V. I'll give it a shot. If it sucks I'm holding you accountable.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music Tron isn't supposed to be a comedy, yet is. Legally Blond is a dis on the entire dumb blonde culture. You'd LOVE IT.
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@ @TheTwelve You sound like my sister when she was talking about Tron. "No it's good, I swear! Don't believe the rumors."
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music No serious! It's not a bad movie! Doesn't take itself seriously and teases itself. You'd like it.
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@ @TheTwelve That's just shameful.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music Legally Blond is actually not bad. =]
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Sisters new prized possession. Season 1 http://twitpic.com/3jz6zw
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@ @TheTwelve In my defense I've also never seen Legally Blonde or the Chihuahua movie so I still have some credibility.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music Wait...you've never seen Iron Man?
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music If you're giving it, I'll take it. =)
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My newest most prized possession. http://twitpic.com/3jyx97
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Jessica88music A shrine to all that is xmas. http://twitpic.com/3jpgwf
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve someod have it to me, but I've never seen Iron Man.
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@TheTwelve Hey want this 4 xmas? http://twitpic.com/3jpamq
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Playing my stepdads xmas present with him. Black Ops is like Modern Warfare part 2.
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JonMarro Jon Marro
by Jessica88music
"If the environment was a bank we'd have saved it by now."
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jason_mraz Jason Mraz
by Jessica88music
Happy holidays to all. I am grateful for everything I see and everything I don't see. Like Santa, totally thankful for him.
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Overzelous xmas decorations. http://twitpic.com/3jd2su
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Finally I can figure this thing out. http://twitpic.com/3jc2jp
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Holiday time. My sister is trying to teach my grandma how to text.
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Welcome to xmas in the country. http://twitpic.com/3jaghj
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@TheTwelve everything i've heard about it has been good though.
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Jessica88music Sis just got a new phone. Text away. http://twitpic.com/3j7u55
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There's a special $2 that can be yours for the low price of $3o if your dumb and call the # on the tv.
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Guys only propose on xmas so they don't forget the date. And if they do they can pretend they didn't.
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Listening to Swift's new album. Hell hath no fury like a Taylor scorned.
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Who knew pokemon could text . . . http://twitpic.com/3iy9zl
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Paparazzi! Shes probably texting Picachu http://twitpic.com/3iy8zv
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ4t0ra5Ngs That was hilarious. Dane Cook sings to Taylor Swift. Odd combo.
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Jessica88music TOP TOP TOP is trending. Pretty close to #TopChef.
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JonMarro Jon Marro
by Jessica88music
Insight into my brain. My friend said: "I'm conservative by nature" and I heard: "I'm conservative. BYE nature."
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Life in the country is much slower . . . Especially the internet.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Cool. :)
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@TheTwelve After xmas I'll see Swan. How was Grit?
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@TheTwelve Nah i'm with friends who just happen to have bad taste in movies :)
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@TheTwelve It doesn't help when the "scary movie" is low budget and predictable.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve 9o% of the movie is just shadows and dark hallways.
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Jessica88music Watching a horror film. Girl is walking alone upstairs in the dark without a flashlight. Amateur.
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Jessica88music My sister's making fun of me because predictive text isn't predicting without misspelling.
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Jessica88music Oh no. Pajama Jeans. They go great with a Snuggie.
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Jessica88music There's a font type trending on twitter. Time to change that. #TopChef #TopChef #TopChef
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Jessica88music My sister just saw Henry Weinhard rootbeer on tv and started yelling "Henry I love u!"
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Everyone should set realistic New Year's goals. For example, my resolution is to continue being witty & devastatingly good-looking. Done.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
#2011predictions. I will continue being awesome. Bitches will continue being jealous. I will continue to find this hilarious.
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Jessica88music "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." -- Albert Einstein
22 Dec
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Rudolph . . . http://twitpic.com/3i79j8
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Elves partied too much last night . . . http://twitpic.com/3i78iq
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Jessica88music Talent. http://twitpic.com/3i76q0
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Reindeer wrapped this. http://twitpic.com/3i72z7
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Jessica88music Those elves are at work again. http://twitpic.com/3i6xjb
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Tape is a bandaid for paper.
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@TheTwelve Sorry I don't feel like wasting $ on a movie that's only 'possibly good'.
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@TheTwelve Don't wait 4 me to see it. Next movie on my list is Black Swan. I'll wait to c Tron on DVD.
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My sister saw Tron and said it was actually good and that I shoud go see it. Wouldn't be the first time I've questioned her judgement.
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He'll be awesome in my front yard. http://twitpic.com/3hxse5
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Trees are complicated . . . http://twitpic.com/3hxrxv
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Jessica88music Greatest wrapping job ever. http://twitpic.com/3hxr1g
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Jessica88music FW: This is the greatest wrapping paper http://twitpic.com/3hxq6y
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Jessica88music FW: This is how i decorate my presents. http://twitpic.com/3hxq4s
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Decorating decorative wrapping paper. http://twitpic.com/3hxq0d
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@TheTwelve This woman has 2 kids between 2 and 6 years. So sad the way she neglects them.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve It's so weird. She's obsessed with working out and being healthy but she keeps drinking.
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Jessica88music She passed out under a palm tree outside a club and got her wallet and laptop stolen.
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Jessica88music Now I'm watching Intervention. Woman works out 7 hours a day and can drink 1o beers at a time.
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Jessica88music Ha ha they had to blur out a poster of the little mermaid because they didnt have the rights from disney.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve 'The mold and mouse remnants add appeal to the house'
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve "I can't let go of this napkin holder. I know I have 9, but this one's sentimental"
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Jessica88music Watching Hoarders. Oh piles of crap.
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@TheTwelve Yah I heard True Grit is suppose to be really good. I want to see Black Swan.
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Jessica88music Saw Narnia 3 last night. Wasn't the best . . . Wasn't the worst. I miss Tumnus.
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Attempting to eat sunflower seeds and wondering if it's really worth it. It feels like a commitment because they take so long to eat.
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Jessica88music Lord_Voldemort7 So wise, and yet so evil . . .
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
"Magic" 8 balls are fucking stupid. If you need a ball of plastic to make your life decisions you should just give up now.
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Jessica88music Found my key it was with my toothbrush. At least it wasn't in the fridge.
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Jessica88music Genius move #87 Having a spare car key.
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Idiot move #376 Lost the keys to my car.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve No, it was a joke book beginning.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve I've never actually played Clue, but I thought that would be a great way to start a book.
Jessica88music
the bloody candlestick in his hands. The closet was spacious, but creepy . . ."
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Jessica88music great start for a novel: "Sherlock was lying dead on the floor and the game was still missing. I looked ver at Colonel Mustard still holding
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Dear Katy, You know those sparking lights in the sky? The ones you thought were a firework & sang about? That was my Dark Mark. #awkward
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Jessica88music I've been procrastinating . . . must shop for Christmas presents soon . . . the deadline is coming up.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
I finally feel content with Christmas shopping --- right in that happy spot between "You're a cheapo" and "You overdid it".
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Yah it's pretty sad when geeks are let down by movies because geek-oriented movies tend to be so meticulously done well.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
RT @Jessica88music Is it just me or does Tron look dumb? Scratch that - Tron looks dumb. (So does Thor trailer. Turn in my geek card?---12)
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Jessica88music Is it just me or does Tron look dumb? Scratch that - Tron looks dumb.
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Santa should vacation here this winter. http://twitpic.com/3gi6ud
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Penelope Cruz is in the Pirates 4 movie. Hmmm . . . I don't know about this one. I think 4 is pushing it as is.
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Jessica88music Henry Weinhard Orange Cream Soda. Classy http://twitpic.com/3g8o1t
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
Why was Prop 6 afraid of Prop 7? Because Prop 7 Prop Ate Prop 9. Just a little legal humor for you.
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait, I was right the first time. It's a sky.
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HarmonyDust Harmony Dust
by Jessica88music
You will never get external results without internal change via@BreyNordtvedt
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
When life gives you lemons... squeeze their acidic juice into the eyes of your enemies.
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Jessica88music TheMandyMoore is a noun not a person -get it right.
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Jessica88music New hand tattoo for today. http://twitpic.com/3fnykd
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Don't watch that many movies these days. Only the ones that look really good.
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Jessica88music It's December 12th 2010. Exactly 2 years until the world ends!
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Jessica88music Norton Antivirus -Doing backup scans u did not ask it to do then announcing regularly to u what scans it has done that u did not ask it to.
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Misunderstandings. When somebody says, "Now I'm on the same page", I always ask, "Well what page were you on before?"
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Some people look at a glass as half empty. Some see it as half full. I see it as a perfect way to poison pessimistic/optimistic people.
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@ @TheTwelve Yah it didn't look that good in the commercials. Didn't seem to be much plot going on. Just 2 famous people in a movie.
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve How was "The Tourist"? Worth seeing?
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Whoever has the last laugh was probably just the last one to get the joke...
11 Dec
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Bieber is nominated for Best New Artist? Hurry @jason_mraz get your new CD out so the Grammys don't have to keep lowering their standards.
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Jessica88music I wish they could get the scent of coffee beans in a fragrance. I might have to avoid cannibals and zombies for a while though.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve It suprises me too. My brain is amusing.
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Going to Boston now . . . Boston Market. It's a shorter trip. Less expensive.
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Jessica88music "There's nothing classier than boring jazz music." - Michael Scott #TheOffice
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
If "Deep Blue Sea" taught us anything about hyper-intelligent army-trained sharks, it's that only L.L. Cool J is safe.
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ChrisTheFlyest Chris Ingram
by Jessica88music
Popeyes adding a buffet??? *starts writing will*
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Jessica88music Illustrator. So complicated sometimes. http://twitpic.com/3efd40
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve I guess I should start campaigning then if there's competition. "If I am elected I will . . ."
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Jessica88music Sarah Palin I cant see Russia from here. http://twitpic.com/3ede19
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve I hope I get elected. :) See you next Wednesday!
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music Whatup FBcubed! At officer meeting now and you will be nominated as secretary next Wed. Then there will be vote.
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Jessica88music I have officially changed my name to "Fresh Baked Chocolate Chip Cookies" because they are that good. (Call me "FBCubed" for short)
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Cool :)
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Yah. I can in next week though.
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@TheTwelve Sorry I couldn't be there today. How'd things go?
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Jessica88music Being sick sucks. What happened immune system? Aren't you suppose to defend me from crap like this?
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Jessica88music @ @sykkea91 I'm pretty sure he has 12 (or maybe he will soon) . . .
7 Dec
sykkea91 Maggie Yokel
by Jessica88music
Oh my god gordon ramsay how many shows do you have now.
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h0sepipe Ryan Manning
by Jessica88music
Whoever designed Kraft Macaroni's "Easy Open Boxtop" obviously had their GED in Engineering.
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Jessica88music Tumblr was down for one day 12/5 -12/6 and they're calling it a Black Out. I didn't think it was significant enough to be called anything.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
#prop8 is ridiculous. Every person should have identical rights & be treated the same. For example, I hate everyone equally.
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eqca Equality California
by Jessica88music
CA's new Attorney General Kamala Harris reaffirms that the state will not defend #Prop8 in court: http://ow.ly/3irsy. Thanks, Kamala!
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I miss the Drew Carey Show.
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rustyrockets Russell Brand
by Jessica88music
#rappersthatmightbehomeless: Fifty cents, please? Too slim Shady, Kan-ye spare a dime West, Biggee Smells and Busta roams (aimlessly)
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
#thingsImiss My nose.
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Good job @TheeDumbledore. Even though your dead and your over a century old you've still managed to master the art of tweeting.
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TheeDumbledore Albus PWB Dumbledore
by Jessica88music
Crabbe and Goyle were so fat that the Sorting Hat considered sorting them into the Waffle House.
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@TheTwelve Yah the shows pretty hilarious and informative.
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@TheTwelve It's an interesting and amusing show - but not for the reasons they intended it to be.
Jessica88music Bridal Plasty is officially the stupidest show humankind has ever conceived of - and that includes Laguna Beach.
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http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/366750/november-29-2010/tip-wag---bridalplasty--tom-delay---aids
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
Friend who can't party 2nite: "Being responsible sux." Me: "It sure does. It's only redeeming quality is that being irresponsible is worse."
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Jessica88music Everytime I look at the trending topics and a famous person's name comes up I think they might be dead. TT is the new Obituaries.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Bieber was nominated for a Best New Artist Grammy. The committee must have been confused about the definition of "best" and "artist".
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h0sepipe Ryan Manning
by Jessica88music
As she looked in my eyes, I could tell we shared the same thought. JENGA!
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Jessica88music I'm having The Office withdrawls. Wait . . . It's on tomorrow. I'm cured!
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