January Twitter 2011
h0sepipe Ryan Manning
by Jessica88music
SOUL ACQUIRED. A.I. ACTIVATED. [SYNTAX ERROR 0000111-011]
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h0sepipe Ryan Manning
by Jessica88music
If this 'Smartphone' was actually smart, it would know how to stop my condescending and insulting messages about
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Jessica88music Acorrding to my brother Trev, Stone Henge is the original Lego building blocks.
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Jessica88music Was watching Ghost Adventures. Note to self: When in England never stay at the Ram Inn Hotel. Never.Ever.
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ConanOBrien Conan O'Brien
by Jessica88music
You know that button in the elevator with a fireman’s hat on it? Turns out that’s NOT the button you push to order a fireman’s hat.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
If you don't like me remember it's mind over matter; I don't mind and you don't matter.
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Jessica88music I have an actual fever now. Coincidence?
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Jessica88music
Bieber fever spread. http://twitpic.com/3uz7cg
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Jessica88music Wow. Bieber fever spread to kids shirts. http://twitpic.com/3uyyrk
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UP http://twitpic.com/3un7i6
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Jessica88music LOOK http://twitpic.com/3un7ed
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Jessica88music They now sell voodoo dolls at Walgreens. Finally a convenient way to torture people who bug you.
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Jessica88music Here she is a member of blueman group. http://twitpic.com/3umrkh
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Ha ha my sister is an oompa loompa! http://twitpic.com/3umqu1
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Alright singers/ writers of the world, there's only 1 song that has my name in it: Mambo #5 - and it mentions 5 other girls. Let's Fix That.
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve Don't like them in bedroom and bathroom . . . too many places to sneak attack. Cave is an open space though. Can see them coming.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
I don't mind spiders anywhere else on or inside the house. Useful against other bugs. Just not in bedroom or mancave. @jessica88music
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve The Spider I killed yesterday was covert and tried to get me by hiding in a towel. He drowned moments later in the toilet.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music The first one I saw was WICKED smart! Kept moving behind this plug as soon as I got near!
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ConanOBrien Conan O'Brien
by Jessica88music
First there was Kermit, then Cookie Monster, and now Steven Tyler. Thanks, Jim Henson!
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve They've come out of the shadows and into my bathroom lately. I then send them over to the valley of the shadow of death.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
Many, many, many spiders died last year in their futile attempt to take over my mancave. Seems they'll try again in 2011. Dumb of them.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
The spider invasion of my mancave has already begun. This first one was intelligent in a very creepy way.
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Jessica88music FYI comedy clubs are funny. More important revelations to come.
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Jessica88music At an improv show. Comedy will ensue... http://twitpic.com/3udrmq
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Ricky Gervais was on The Office! That was great.
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Jessica88music Response 2 note about spider in bathroom http://twitpic.com/3u7rai
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Oregon trail is coming to facebook. Who the hell cares? "I tried to ford the river & my fucking oxen died." Yeah, so did your social life.
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Officially 1 month until I turn 23 :)
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Jessica88music "At last he saw it. The ironing board he had passionately tossed into the ocean earlier that day was floating 20 feet away." -AOS
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Jessica88music "The origin of the jellyfish started surprisingly in the middle of the woods." -Alleged Origins Speech
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Wow I never thought of quoting a speech I gave. That's funny.
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Jessica88music @ Thanks! Glad u thought it was funny :) @TheTwelve @Jessica88music Favorited your speech and retweeted it!
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denisleary Denis Leary
by Jessica88music
Lawsuit claims Taco Bell tacos only 35% real beef. Think I speak for all of us when I say wow - that much?
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Jessica88music Lnk to speech i gave today at Toastmasters:http://jessica88music.blogspot.com/2011/01/alleged-origins.html went pretty well :)
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
Consider stand-up comedy, @Jessica88music !!! For serious!
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
I pulled a muscle in my side laughing too hard at @Jessica88music 's speech this morning. No I really did...she deserved 1st place.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Thanks :)
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Jessica88music My sister is texting while we are having dinner at Carrows. How rude.
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Jessica88music *Oops It's late and i can't do math. 12 hours til i give this speech at this very restaurant.
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Jessica88music In 24 hours I will give this speech here http://twitpic.com/3tfxzj
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Jessica88music When I was younger I told my sister she was given to us by aliens. She ate cottage cheese though-how was I suppose to know she was human?
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Jessica88music @ Was it a commercial for Willy Wonka's golden eggs? @wakezone88 A commerical just said: I want it all and I want it now!
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wakezone88 Jen Prater
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music idk use smoke signals or switch to tmobile! Lol luckily they fixed it and I didn't need 911
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Jessica88music Belated glory shot #2 http://twitpic.com/3svct1
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French fries and crepes are my new favorite food combo.
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Jessica88music Cool ceiling in mall. http://twitpic.com/3sunt6
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Glory shot http://twitpic.com/3sun66
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Jessica88music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L6UWk6-Hg8&feature=player_embedded Hilarious!!!
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Joan_Rivers Joan Rivers
by Jessica88music
Here’s another bit of motherly advice from me to you: Smile and the world smiles with you, unless you’re in a room full of Botox junkies.
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@ @wakezone88 So what are u suppose to do when u need to call an ambulance or police? Doesn't ATandtheotherT know they need living customers?
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wakezone88 Jen Prater
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music here at&t cut coverage to 911 #at&t sucks what if I died? Then what?
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Jessica88music Clark must seen like such a coward. Whenever something bad happens he runs off in the other direction. Luckily Superman is always nearby.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
I nominate @lord_voldemort7 for a Shorty Award in #humor because he puts the 'JK' in JK Rowling.
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@ @Key2007 It's 2011 Kyle. You're suppose to be in the future, what happened?
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Jessica88music @ @CarnivrusQcumbr Alright I accept your profile picture. The size doesn't do it justice. Close up!
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Jessica88music Glory shot of the sky. http://twitpic.com/3sfm81
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GuyBeliebs Capital H-I-M
by Jessica88music
LADY DADA, KATY BERRY, MILEY CITRUS, DEMI TOMATO, BRUNO JUPITER, KANYE SOUTH, TAYLOR SWEEP OH I LOVE THEM ALL LMFAO HAHAHAHA
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@MarthaStewart Martha has a Twitter! Finally someone to help me pick out virtual linens to match my virtual dinet set!
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MarthaStewart Martha Stewart
by Jessica88music
Sweet peas in forty different shades and hues http://twitpic.com/3r7h2g
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wakezone88 Jen Prater
by Jessica88music
#slinky!!! an awesome children's toy
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http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/note.php?note_id=497490723646&id=7307960 My speech about Tweenybopper Culture!!!
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve ATandtheotherT is weird. I get 4 bars in one place and 2 feet away I get none.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music ....and yet there is at&t reception at Cinnabar Hills of all places....
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
American Idol is back, and I love the two new judges-- Jennifer Lopez and the elf from "Dark Crystal."
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Jessica88music Curse you ATandtheotherT! I'm at Burger King! Why is there no cellphone coverage here?!
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Jessica88music In my sisters car with her fuzzy ears. http://twitpic.com/3s618t
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Erin sorting things into a "sad box" and a "happy box" for Michael. Erin: "Ukulele?" Michael: "Sad - something to break". #TheOffice
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Jessica88music Michael forces Kevin to eat broccoli. Kelly: "You're killing him!" #TheOffice
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Jessica88music *Michael talking to himself on the computer listening to Kelly Clarkson while dancing around, "We're going to calm down later". #TheOffice
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Jessica88music @Wakezone88 That would be wise. I want #Slinkys to trend. #Slinkys #Slinkys #Slinkys!
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Jessica88music @ @wakezone88 I get dissapointed by the TTs so often I think I'll just take this opportunity to pretend something I actually like is trending.
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yourtransitions Josephine
by Jessica88music
"Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his roots."-- Frank A. Clark
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Jessica88music It's sad that we former fan girls didn't have twitter in the 90's to annoy people by trending Nsync superfluously.
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Jessica88music Darn #NoStringsAttached is trending and I thought it was a miracle resurgence of people mentioning Nsync, but it's just a lame movie. :(
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Jessica88music Hand-me-downs are only good if your older sibling has good taste in clothes. You're welcome Emily.
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Jessica88music I think Jon Stewart saluted my Furby. http://twitpic.com/3rvgse
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AFER AmericanEqualRights
by Jessica88music
EltonJohn affirms: “It seems so ridiculous that I could have a son with my partner, and yet I can’t marry my partner.” http://bit.ly/gMxmos
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createthegood Create The Good
by Jessica88music
"Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see." ~ Mark Twain
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Now to freak out the pets . . . http://twitpic.com/3rubtx
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Jessica88music When it is awakened it requires surgery http://twitpic.com/3ru8wf
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Jessica88music Furby- The only creature that can stay in a coma-like state me hibernation for years and not die.
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Jessica88music Where is Waldo? I've been waiting here next to an American flag, some giant candy canes and a barber shop and I can't find him.
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They tried to change my Zodiac sign from Pisces to Aquarius. So I've decided to make a compromise: I am now a Piscquarius
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I'm an Aquarius now? Noooo . . . Screw the new system I'm a Pisces!
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Jessica88music Who is Bruno Mars? Everyone keeps talking about him. I'm just going to guess he's Justin Beber Part 2 until convinced otherwise.
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
Can't wait to curl up in my Coma Cozy tonight, emerge tomorrow as a glorious butterfly, and crawl back inside because I'm too lazy to fly.
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NortonAnthology Norton Anthology
by Jessica88music
"I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat." -Edgar Allan Poe, born today in 1809
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Jessica88music Oh no there are giant orange singing Furbys that keep swapping their limbs with each other!
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@TheTwelve That is true. Bowie also has on some eyeshadow and can walk up walls. He's very talented
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Jessica88music There's a giant orange Chewbaca with horns named after the band Ludo and he's howling at rocks which he calls friends.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve You would slay David Bowie? U play too many video games.
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Jessica88music Am I in Oz?
19 Jan
Jessica88music There's some guy that looks like David Bowie running around in spandex tights calling himself the King of the Goblins.
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Jessica88music Some hobbit looking guy named Hogwarts or something says I have to go through a maze to get back.
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Jessica88music Well I'm lost again thanks to mapquest. I just got bit by a fairy and I had to ask a talking worm for directions.
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sesamestreet Sesame Street
by Jessica88music
Elmo: Letter Joke: What starts with “E” and has only one letter in it? Give up? Envelope! Hahaha!
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TheDailyShow The Daily Show
by Jessica88music
GOP renames HC "Job Killing Health Care Law" act. Also, Clean Water Act of 1972 is now the "Putting Fish Before Hard-Working Americans" act.
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Jessica88music ~ Stephen Colbert
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Jessica88music "Sears is having an MLK Day 50% Off Matress Sale. Now u'll Have a Dream on a Serta matress available in Martin Luther King, Queen, and Twin"
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music Yeah...Black Swan is very artistic portrayal of going nuts. Lots of mysteries in it makes me want to buy it on Bluray 2.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
#IwishIcould explain why this is wrong but there are too many reasons... http://twitpic.com/3r6u7l
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Just escaped from ice prison thanks to handy dandy flame thrower. Now headed back to Tumnus's place. Hope he has more than sardines 4 lunch.
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The evil queen delivered lunch. http://twitpic.com/3r990h
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Jessica88music Snow queen is angry. Can't get reception in Narnia to call sisters. Now I'm stuck in ice dungeon. Crap.
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Jessica88music Wow the snow queen is not happy. I told her my sister Sarah is in Arkansas and Emily sleeps in til 3pm. Geese . . .
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Jessica88music OMG! It's Aslan! http://twitpic.com/3r7qu8
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Yah the beavers are like the Mario Brothers. They know their way through the underground tunnel system.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve If I have any troubles with the locals the beavers will defend me.
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Jessica88music Hey Emily and Sarah pack your bags I found a place with talking beavers!
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The people here are really nice. Some snow queen just pulled up in a slay and offered me turkish delight.
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Jessica88music What?! I'm in Narnia! I just went to get a coat because I was cold! I knew I'd find Narnia eventually.
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Jessica88music Where am I? It's snowing and there's a lamp post in the middle of the woods. Is that a saytr with a scarf?
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Jessica88music I'll just have to settle for these. http://twitpic.com/3r2biw
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Jessica88music National Geographic told me I can get pet ring-tailed lemurs from Madagascar for $5o! But it's illegal :(
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Jessica88music Look out for werewolves named Jacob. http://twitpic.com/3r24bb
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve Glad u liked Black Swan.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
Black Swan included lots of cool cinematic effects that weren't overbearing; Natalie Portman is to be taken as serious actress.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Yes, Helena Bonham Carter's wearing different colored shoes on the red carpet. You know why? Because evil does whatever the hell it wants.
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Jessica88music My sister - her hair matches her shirt. http://twitpic.com/3qpclf
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Glorious sunset. Welcome to California. http://twitpic.com/3qerh1
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music Avatar was the most beautiful boring movie ever. I mean I'll give it that.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve U think Avatar is boring? It had flying dragon pterodactls. What kind of pet do u have?
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Jessica88music I don't think about pennies. My thoughts are worth more than that. U now owe me $1.57.
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So magical :) http://twitpic.com/3q2zc1
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@ @TheTwelve Yah well you dissed Avatar earlier, so I'm starting to question your taste in movies.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music Yeah, that's a a major deficit in your movie repertoire. =)
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It's Friday Almost-The-13th. Today if u see a guy in a hockey mask he's just practicing.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Wow I didn't know Iron Man was witty. Then again I haven't seen the movie.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Ok I'll bring Iron Man to the morning meeting.
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Yah, you'd have to be more specific. Californians think every lane is their lane.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
RT @BaldHeadQueen Stay in your lane.(Sorry, that concept doesn't exist for the drivers of California.---12)
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Jessica88music Why is no one watching out for Julie Andrews? Everyone is worried about Betty White. Andrews gave us the Poppin and a problem like Maria.
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denisleary Denis Leary
by Jessica88music
Oh right. I smoke. Make that 3786 years.
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denisleary Denis Leary
by Jessica88music
Study: Holding a grudge can be healthy. I'm Irish. Based on this I'm gonna live to be 4000 years old.
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denisleary Denis Leary
by Jessica88music
Afghan president misses 'golden age of George Bush'. Hey, if there was a golden age of George Bush - we all fucking missed it.
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@ @TheTwelve You will get your Iron Man 2 holographic puzzle eventually. Just have to be patient.
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Turns out different breeds of antelope. http://twitpic.com/3p5gen
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Just consulted my Animal Planet enthusiast sister why there are antelope on the range instead of in Africa.
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Jessica88music I'm on the 'home on the range' -even though It's more like the country than the range and there are cows instead of deer.
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@TheTwelve Unfortunately no. Was looking forward to it but some stuff came up and i'm out me town right now.
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Jessica88music I want a virtual pet. Apparently there are tomigochis, nano pets, and giga pets. I have yet to figure out the difference.
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The weather is sunny and deceptively cold.
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If a turtle and a snail had a love child my sister would eat slower than that hybrid.
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Jessica88music Now my sister's watching Signs speaking as Mel Gibson, "Why did I have to grow corn?! Why not kidney beans?! Or broccoli!"
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Jessica88music My sister watching 6th Sense: "This is the best part of the movie!" *I turn around. Girl ghost throws up.* "Thanks Em, I appreciated that."
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ConanOBrien Conan O'Brien
by Jessica88music
After seeing "Black Swan" last night, I no longer think I have what it takes to be a great ballerina.
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rustyrockets Russell Brand
by Jessica88music
Mum. I'm off my nut on crack and I've got to train Marky Mark to be the new Rocky. I'm getting too thin. Send condoms.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Mascot naming is stupid. Tonight the "Jets" play the "Colts." A horse vs a plane? Who would win? This is worse than paper "battling" a rock.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music Idiocy. Rhetoric gone too far. Often, people try to make up in words what they lack in skill and this crap happens.
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The Palin situation is a combination of negligence and violent people with no brain or conscience acting on impulse.
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve Not a Palin fan, but I know she didn't intend for anyone to really get hurt. Still, you make a list what do u think will happen?
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music Yep...100% agreed with your assessment.
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Wow did Palin F-up. Holy crap. She made a "hit list" with a map of 20 people in the U.S. and Gabrielle Giffords who was on it got shot.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music Was wondering if you felt it. Anyway, check the news...look up Giffords and Tucson.
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Jessica88music I sort of felt the earthquake yesterday in that I felt something, then wondered what it was or if it was, then was told it was an earthquake
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
Thousands of birds have fallen out of the sky, which according to my farmer's almanac means it's going to be a mild rapture.
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Great, now bananas are depleting in number. Seems ominous. If we run out of bananas on this planet I'm calling it the end of the world.
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Jessica88music "Our fruit is in danger. No wonder the threat level is at orange." - Stephen Colbert
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Jessica88music Topping the charts this evening we have: Eminem, Lil Wayne, Taylor Swift, Rihanna, and Kanye West. Interesting.
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StephenAtHome by Jessica88music
It's great that they took the N-word out of "Huckleberry Finn." Now get to work on "Moby D-Word."
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
There's four things I'm no good with: faces, names, and numbers.
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Jessica88music After my next speech: "Thanks I'll be here next week, same time, same place -unless I get abducted by UFOs then it's same time, outerspace."
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Jessica88music "If there was a Precious Metal Olympics, who would win gold? Gold would!" -Stephen Colbert
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googoodolls Goo Goo Dolls
by Jessica88music
"Notbroken" video premiere today: http://googoodolls.com/newsdetail.php?id=385
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@ @TheTwelve I prefer pears, but apples are good too ;)
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music Oh, and it's mostly guys but some girls, and mostly people from Apple. Hope you don't dislike Apple. LOL
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve Cool :)
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
Wow, we really need to differentiate between not approving of an action and hating those who do it. The two don't go together, Biblically.
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@ @TheTwelve I'm busy today, but I can go next Wednesday. What time do you guys usually meet there?
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@ @TheTwelve @TheTwelveWow I didn't know you were going to be here today. Glad you were. Next time I can give u the iron man 2 puzzle. :)
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beingtricia Tricia Huffman
by Jessica88music
Holy...what the f... Black swan?
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SpazzSquirrel by Jessica88music
Michael Jackson's ghost, wouldn't that be a thriller to see?
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More birds reported dead in another state. It's like the movie The Birds, only they are mysteriously dying, not killing.
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AlfredoFlores Alfredo Flores
by Jessica88music
So 100,000 dead fish wash up along the riverbend near the area where 4,000 dead birds drop from the sky.. I'm not suppose to be scared?
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
The more people I see the more I realize that I'd rather be a fucked up version of myself than a "perfect" copy of someone else.
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@ @TheTwelve Random rapid temperature change? What caused it?
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music Fish died due to too rapid temperature change, likely.
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@ @TheTwelve What about the fish? I don't think lightening got them. Either way it seems ominous.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music http://abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=12529390 (not sure if we can blame humans this time----12)
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Jessica88music Well now 100,00 drum fish are dead in Arkansas. Gee I wonder why . . . It's like all these bad environmental things keep happeing. (Sarcasm)
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Black birds "randomly" fall out of the sky and die in Arkansas. Couldn't have anything to do w/ the fact they dont recycle, but burn trash.
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fchimero Frank Chimero
by Jessica88music
Black Swan was exactly as weird as I wanted it to be.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve She read Twilight series. Her judgement isn't that sound.
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve She says she tried to watch it but she didn't like it, and now she can't remember it.
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve She says she likes Disney XD and then she listed a whole bunch of shows I've never heard of.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve emily says no She's never heard of the Avengers. She watches a lot me Disney though.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve My sister is a toon. She watches all kind of kid shows.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Have u seen the AirBender? My sister watched the show so she was talking about it during the movie.
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Jessica88music Just say Last AirBender. It was better than I thought it would be.
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Jessica88music 1/01/11
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Jessica88music Got My Chem's new Cd. Yah (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)!!!
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Jessica88music There's a movie called Pizza My Heart. It's dumb. It doesn't do the restaurant justice.
1 Jan
by Jessica88music
SOUL ACQUIRED. A.I. ACTIVATED. [SYNTAX ERROR 0000111-011]
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h0sepipe Ryan Manning
by Jessica88music
If this 'Smartphone' was actually smart, it would know how to stop my condescending and insulting messages about
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Jessica88music Acorrding to my brother Trev, Stone Henge is the original Lego building blocks.
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Jessica88music Was watching Ghost Adventures. Note to self: When in England never stay at the Ram Inn Hotel. Never.Ever.
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ConanOBrien Conan O'Brien
by Jessica88music
You know that button in the elevator with a fireman’s hat on it? Turns out that’s NOT the button you push to order a fireman’s hat.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
If you don't like me remember it's mind over matter; I don't mind and you don't matter.
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Jessica88music I have an actual fever now. Coincidence?
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Bieber fever spread. http://twitpic.com/3uz7cg
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Jessica88music Wow. Bieber fever spread to kids shirts. http://twitpic.com/3uyyrk
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UP http://twitpic.com/3un7i6
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Jessica88music LOOK http://twitpic.com/3un7ed
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Jessica88music They now sell voodoo dolls at Walgreens. Finally a convenient way to torture people who bug you.
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Jessica88music Here she is a member of blueman group. http://twitpic.com/3umrkh
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Ha ha my sister is an oompa loompa! http://twitpic.com/3umqu1
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Alright singers/ writers of the world, there's only 1 song that has my name in it: Mambo #5 - and it mentions 5 other girls. Let's Fix That.
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve Don't like them in bedroom and bathroom . . . too many places to sneak attack. Cave is an open space though. Can see them coming.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
I don't mind spiders anywhere else on or inside the house. Useful against other bugs. Just not in bedroom or mancave. @jessica88music
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve The Spider I killed yesterday was covert and tried to get me by hiding in a towel. He drowned moments later in the toilet.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music The first one I saw was WICKED smart! Kept moving behind this plug as soon as I got near!
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ConanOBrien Conan O'Brien
by Jessica88music
First there was Kermit, then Cookie Monster, and now Steven Tyler. Thanks, Jim Henson!
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve They've come out of the shadows and into my bathroom lately. I then send them over to the valley of the shadow of death.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
Many, many, many spiders died last year in their futile attempt to take over my mancave. Seems they'll try again in 2011. Dumb of them.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
The spider invasion of my mancave has already begun. This first one was intelligent in a very creepy way.
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Jessica88music FYI comedy clubs are funny. More important revelations to come.
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Jessica88music At an improv show. Comedy will ensue... http://twitpic.com/3udrmq
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Ricky Gervais was on The Office! That was great.
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Jessica88music Response 2 note about spider in bathroom http://twitpic.com/3u7rai
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Oregon trail is coming to facebook. Who the hell cares? "I tried to ford the river & my fucking oxen died." Yeah, so did your social life.
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Officially 1 month until I turn 23 :)
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Jessica88music "At last he saw it. The ironing board he had passionately tossed into the ocean earlier that day was floating 20 feet away." -AOS
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Jessica88music "The origin of the jellyfish started surprisingly in the middle of the woods." -Alleged Origins Speech
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Wow I never thought of quoting a speech I gave. That's funny.
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Jessica88music @ Thanks! Glad u thought it was funny :) @TheTwelve @Jessica88music Favorited your speech and retweeted it!
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denisleary Denis Leary
by Jessica88music
Lawsuit claims Taco Bell tacos only 35% real beef. Think I speak for all of us when I say wow - that much?
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Jessica88music Lnk to speech i gave today at Toastmasters:http://jessica88music.blogspot.com/2011/01/alleged-origins.html went pretty well :)
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
Consider stand-up comedy, @Jessica88music !!! For serious!
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
I pulled a muscle in my side laughing too hard at @Jessica88music 's speech this morning. No I really did...she deserved 1st place.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Thanks :)
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Jessica88music My sister is texting while we are having dinner at Carrows. How rude.
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Jessica88music *Oops It's late and i can't do math. 12 hours til i give this speech at this very restaurant.
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Jessica88music In 24 hours I will give this speech here http://twitpic.com/3tfxzj
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Jessica88music When I was younger I told my sister she was given to us by aliens. She ate cottage cheese though-how was I suppose to know she was human?
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Jessica88music @ Was it a commercial for Willy Wonka's golden eggs? @wakezone88 A commerical just said: I want it all and I want it now!
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wakezone88 Jen Prater
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music idk use smoke signals or switch to tmobile! Lol luckily they fixed it and I didn't need 911
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Jessica88music Belated glory shot #2 http://twitpic.com/3svct1
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French fries and crepes are my new favorite food combo.
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Jessica88music Cool ceiling in mall. http://twitpic.com/3sunt6
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Glory shot http://twitpic.com/3sun66
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Jessica88music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L6UWk6-Hg8&feature=player_embedded Hilarious!!!
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Joan_Rivers Joan Rivers
by Jessica88music
Here’s another bit of motherly advice from me to you: Smile and the world smiles with you, unless you’re in a room full of Botox junkies.
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@ @wakezone88 So what are u suppose to do when u need to call an ambulance or police? Doesn't ATandtheotherT know they need living customers?
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wakezone88 Jen Prater
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music here at&t cut coverage to 911 #at&t sucks what if I died? Then what?
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Jessica88music Clark must seen like such a coward. Whenever something bad happens he runs off in the other direction. Luckily Superman is always nearby.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
I nominate @lord_voldemort7 for a Shorty Award in #humor because he puts the 'JK' in JK Rowling.
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@ @Key2007 It's 2011 Kyle. You're suppose to be in the future, what happened?
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Jessica88music @ @CarnivrusQcumbr Alright I accept your profile picture. The size doesn't do it justice. Close up!
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Jessica88music Glory shot of the sky. http://twitpic.com/3sfm81
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GuyBeliebs Capital H-I-M
by Jessica88music
LADY DADA, KATY BERRY, MILEY CITRUS, DEMI TOMATO, BRUNO JUPITER, KANYE SOUTH, TAYLOR SWEEP OH I LOVE THEM ALL LMFAO HAHAHAHA
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@MarthaStewart Martha has a Twitter! Finally someone to help me pick out virtual linens to match my virtual dinet set!
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MarthaStewart Martha Stewart
by Jessica88music
Sweet peas in forty different shades and hues http://twitpic.com/3r7h2g
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wakezone88 Jen Prater
by Jessica88music
#slinky!!! an awesome children's toy
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http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/note.php?note_id=497490723646&id=7307960 My speech about Tweenybopper Culture!!!
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve ATandtheotherT is weird. I get 4 bars in one place and 2 feet away I get none.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music ....and yet there is at&t reception at Cinnabar Hills of all places....
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
American Idol is back, and I love the two new judges-- Jennifer Lopez and the elf from "Dark Crystal."
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Jessica88music Curse you ATandtheotherT! I'm at Burger King! Why is there no cellphone coverage here?!
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Jessica88music In my sisters car with her fuzzy ears. http://twitpic.com/3s618t
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Erin sorting things into a "sad box" and a "happy box" for Michael. Erin: "Ukulele?" Michael: "Sad - something to break". #TheOffice
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Jessica88music Michael forces Kevin to eat broccoli. Kelly: "You're killing him!" #TheOffice
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Jessica88music *Michael talking to himself on the computer listening to Kelly Clarkson while dancing around, "We're going to calm down later". #TheOffice
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Jessica88music @Wakezone88 That would be wise. I want #Slinkys to trend. #Slinkys #Slinkys #Slinkys!
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Jessica88music @ @wakezone88 I get dissapointed by the TTs so often I think I'll just take this opportunity to pretend something I actually like is trending.
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yourtransitions Josephine
by Jessica88music
"Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his roots."-- Frank A. Clark
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Jessica88music It's sad that we former fan girls didn't have twitter in the 90's to annoy people by trending Nsync superfluously.
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Jessica88music Darn #NoStringsAttached is trending and I thought it was a miracle resurgence of people mentioning Nsync, but it's just a lame movie. :(
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Jessica88music Hand-me-downs are only good if your older sibling has good taste in clothes. You're welcome Emily.
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Jessica88music I think Jon Stewart saluted my Furby. http://twitpic.com/3rvgse
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AFER AmericanEqualRights
by Jessica88music
EltonJohn affirms: “It seems so ridiculous that I could have a son with my partner, and yet I can’t marry my partner.” http://bit.ly/gMxmos
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createthegood Create The Good
by Jessica88music
"Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see." ~ Mark Twain
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Now to freak out the pets . . . http://twitpic.com/3rubtx
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Jessica88music When it is awakened it requires surgery http://twitpic.com/3ru8wf
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Jessica88music Furby- The only creature that can stay in a coma-like state me hibernation for years and not die.
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Jessica88music Where is Waldo? I've been waiting here next to an American flag, some giant candy canes and a barber shop and I can't find him.
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They tried to change my Zodiac sign from Pisces to Aquarius. So I've decided to make a compromise: I am now a Piscquarius
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I'm an Aquarius now? Noooo . . . Screw the new system I'm a Pisces!
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Jessica88music Who is Bruno Mars? Everyone keeps talking about him. I'm just going to guess he's Justin Beber Part 2 until convinced otherwise.
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
Can't wait to curl up in my Coma Cozy tonight, emerge tomorrow as a glorious butterfly, and crawl back inside because I'm too lazy to fly.
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NortonAnthology Norton Anthology
by Jessica88music
"I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat." -Edgar Allan Poe, born today in 1809
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Jessica88music Oh no there are giant orange singing Furbys that keep swapping their limbs with each other!
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@TheTwelve That is true. Bowie also has on some eyeshadow and can walk up walls. He's very talented
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Jessica88music There's a giant orange Chewbaca with horns named after the band Ludo and he's howling at rocks which he calls friends.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve You would slay David Bowie? U play too many video games.
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Jessica88music Am I in Oz?
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Jessica88music There's some guy that looks like David Bowie running around in spandex tights calling himself the King of the Goblins.
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Jessica88music Some hobbit looking guy named Hogwarts or something says I have to go through a maze to get back.
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Jessica88music Well I'm lost again thanks to mapquest. I just got bit by a fairy and I had to ask a talking worm for directions.
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sesamestreet Sesame Street
by Jessica88music
Elmo: Letter Joke: What starts with “E” and has only one letter in it? Give up? Envelope! Hahaha!
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TheDailyShow The Daily Show
by Jessica88music
GOP renames HC "Job Killing Health Care Law" act. Also, Clean Water Act of 1972 is now the "Putting Fish Before Hard-Working Americans" act.
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Jessica88music ~ Stephen Colbert
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Jessica88music "Sears is having an MLK Day 50% Off Matress Sale. Now u'll Have a Dream on a Serta matress available in Martin Luther King, Queen, and Twin"
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music Yeah...Black Swan is very artistic portrayal of going nuts. Lots of mysteries in it makes me want to buy it on Bluray 2.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
#IwishIcould explain why this is wrong but there are too many reasons... http://twitpic.com/3r6u7l
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Just escaped from ice prison thanks to handy dandy flame thrower. Now headed back to Tumnus's place. Hope he has more than sardines 4 lunch.
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The evil queen delivered lunch. http://twitpic.com/3r990h
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Jessica88music Snow queen is angry. Can't get reception in Narnia to call sisters. Now I'm stuck in ice dungeon. Crap.
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Jessica88music Wow the snow queen is not happy. I told her my sister Sarah is in Arkansas and Emily sleeps in til 3pm. Geese . . .
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Jessica88music OMG! It's Aslan! http://twitpic.com/3r7qu8
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Yah the beavers are like the Mario Brothers. They know their way through the underground tunnel system.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve If I have any troubles with the locals the beavers will defend me.
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Jessica88music Hey Emily and Sarah pack your bags I found a place with talking beavers!
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The people here are really nice. Some snow queen just pulled up in a slay and offered me turkish delight.
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Jessica88music What?! I'm in Narnia! I just went to get a coat because I was cold! I knew I'd find Narnia eventually.
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Jessica88music Where am I? It's snowing and there's a lamp post in the middle of the woods. Is that a saytr with a scarf?
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Jessica88music I'll just have to settle for these. http://twitpic.com/3r2biw
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Jessica88music National Geographic told me I can get pet ring-tailed lemurs from Madagascar for $5o! But it's illegal :(
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Jessica88music Look out for werewolves named Jacob. http://twitpic.com/3r24bb
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve Glad u liked Black Swan.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
Black Swan included lots of cool cinematic effects that weren't overbearing; Natalie Portman is to be taken as serious actress.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Yes, Helena Bonham Carter's wearing different colored shoes on the red carpet. You know why? Because evil does whatever the hell it wants.
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Jessica88music My sister - her hair matches her shirt. http://twitpic.com/3qpclf
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Glorious sunset. Welcome to California. http://twitpic.com/3qerh1
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music Avatar was the most beautiful boring movie ever. I mean I'll give it that.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve U think Avatar is boring? It had flying dragon pterodactls. What kind of pet do u have?
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Jessica88music I don't think about pennies. My thoughts are worth more than that. U now owe me $1.57.
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So magical :) http://twitpic.com/3q2zc1
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@ @TheTwelve Yah well you dissed Avatar earlier, so I'm starting to question your taste in movies.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music Yeah, that's a a major deficit in your movie repertoire. =)
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It's Friday Almost-The-13th. Today if u see a guy in a hockey mask he's just practicing.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Wow I didn't know Iron Man was witty. Then again I haven't seen the movie.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Ok I'll bring Iron Man to the morning meeting.
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Yah, you'd have to be more specific. Californians think every lane is their lane.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
RT @BaldHeadQueen Stay in your lane.(Sorry, that concept doesn't exist for the drivers of California.---12)
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Jessica88music Why is no one watching out for Julie Andrews? Everyone is worried about Betty White. Andrews gave us the Poppin and a problem like Maria.
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denisleary Denis Leary
by Jessica88music
Oh right. I smoke. Make that 3786 years.
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denisleary Denis Leary
by Jessica88music
Study: Holding a grudge can be healthy. I'm Irish. Based on this I'm gonna live to be 4000 years old.
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denisleary Denis Leary
by Jessica88music
Afghan president misses 'golden age of George Bush'. Hey, if there was a golden age of George Bush - we all fucking missed it.
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@ @TheTwelve You will get your Iron Man 2 holographic puzzle eventually. Just have to be patient.
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Turns out different breeds of antelope. http://twitpic.com/3p5gen
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Just consulted my Animal Planet enthusiast sister why there are antelope on the range instead of in Africa.
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Jessica88music I'm on the 'home on the range' -even though It's more like the country than the range and there are cows instead of deer.
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@TheTwelve Unfortunately no. Was looking forward to it but some stuff came up and i'm out me town right now.
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Jessica88music I want a virtual pet. Apparently there are tomigochis, nano pets, and giga pets. I have yet to figure out the difference.
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The weather is sunny and deceptively cold.
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If a turtle and a snail had a love child my sister would eat slower than that hybrid.
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Jessica88music Now my sister's watching Signs speaking as Mel Gibson, "Why did I have to grow corn?! Why not kidney beans?! Or broccoli!"
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Jessica88music My sister watching 6th Sense: "This is the best part of the movie!" *I turn around. Girl ghost throws up.* "Thanks Em, I appreciated that."
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ConanOBrien Conan O'Brien
by Jessica88music
After seeing "Black Swan" last night, I no longer think I have what it takes to be a great ballerina.
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rustyrockets Russell Brand
by Jessica88music
Mum. I'm off my nut on crack and I've got to train Marky Mark to be the new Rocky. I'm getting too thin. Send condoms.
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
Mascot naming is stupid. Tonight the "Jets" play the "Colts." A horse vs a plane? Who would win? This is worse than paper "battling" a rock.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music Idiocy. Rhetoric gone too far. Often, people try to make up in words what they lack in skill and this crap happens.
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The Palin situation is a combination of negligence and violent people with no brain or conscience acting on impulse.
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve Not a Palin fan, but I know she didn't intend for anyone to really get hurt. Still, you make a list what do u think will happen?
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music Yep...100% agreed with your assessment.
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Wow did Palin F-up. Holy crap. She made a "hit list" with a map of 20 people in the U.S. and Gabrielle Giffords who was on it got shot.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music Was wondering if you felt it. Anyway, check the news...look up Giffords and Tucson.
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Jessica88music I sort of felt the earthquake yesterday in that I felt something, then wondered what it was or if it was, then was told it was an earthquake
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
Thousands of birds have fallen out of the sky, which according to my farmer's almanac means it's going to be a mild rapture.
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Great, now bananas are depleting in number. Seems ominous. If we run out of bananas on this planet I'm calling it the end of the world.
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Jessica88music "Our fruit is in danger. No wonder the threat level is at orange." - Stephen Colbert
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Jessica88music Topping the charts this evening we have: Eminem, Lil Wayne, Taylor Swift, Rihanna, and Kanye West. Interesting.
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StephenAtHome by Jessica88music
It's great that they took the N-word out of "Huckleberry Finn." Now get to work on "Moby D-Word."
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
There's four things I'm no good with: faces, names, and numbers.
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Jessica88music After my next speech: "Thanks I'll be here next week, same time, same place -unless I get abducted by UFOs then it's same time, outerspace."
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Jessica88music "If there was a Precious Metal Olympics, who would win gold? Gold would!" -Stephen Colbert
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googoodolls Goo Goo Dolls
by Jessica88music
"Notbroken" video premiere today: http://googoodolls.com/newsdetail.php?id=385
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@ @TheTwelve I prefer pears, but apples are good too ;)
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music Oh, and it's mostly guys but some girls, and mostly people from Apple. Hope you don't dislike Apple. LOL
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve Cool :)
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
Wow, we really need to differentiate between not approving of an action and hating those who do it. The two don't go together, Biblically.
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Jessica88music
@ @TheTwelve I'm busy today, but I can go next Wednesday. What time do you guys usually meet there?
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@ @TheTwelve @TheTwelveWow I didn't know you were going to be here today. Glad you were. Next time I can give u the iron man 2 puzzle. :)
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beingtricia Tricia Huffman
by Jessica88music
Holy...what the f... Black swan?
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SpazzSquirrel by Jessica88music
Michael Jackson's ghost, wouldn't that be a thriller to see?
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More birds reported dead in another state. It's like the movie The Birds, only they are mysteriously dying, not killing.
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AlfredoFlores Alfredo Flores
by Jessica88music
So 100,000 dead fish wash up along the riverbend near the area where 4,000 dead birds drop from the sky.. I'm not suppose to be scared?
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Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord
by Jessica88music
The more people I see the more I realize that I'd rather be a fucked up version of myself than a "perfect" copy of someone else.
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@ @TheTwelve Random rapid temperature change? What caused it?
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music Fish died due to too rapid temperature change, likely.
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@ @TheTwelve What about the fish? I don't think lightening got them. Either way it seems ominous.
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TheTwelve Alexander Tullis
by Jessica88music
@Jessica88music http://abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=12529390 (not sure if we can blame humans this time----12)
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Jessica88music Well now 100,00 drum fish are dead in Arkansas. Gee I wonder why . . . It's like all these bad environmental things keep happeing. (Sarcasm)
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Black birds "randomly" fall out of the sky and die in Arkansas. Couldn't have anything to do w/ the fact they dont recycle, but burn trash.
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fchimero Frank Chimero
by Jessica88music
Black Swan was exactly as weird as I wanted it to be.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve She read Twilight series. Her judgement isn't that sound.
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve She says she tried to watch it but she didn't like it, and now she can't remember it.
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Jessica88music @ @TheTwelve She says she likes Disney XD and then she listed a whole bunch of shows I've never heard of.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve emily says no She's never heard of the Avengers. She watches a lot me Disney though.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve My sister is a toon. She watches all kind of kid shows.
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Jessica88music @TheTwelve Have u seen the AirBender? My sister watched the show so she was talking about it during the movie.
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Jessica88music Just say Last AirBender. It was better than I thought it would be.
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Jessica88music 1/01/11
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Jessica88music Got My Chem's new Cd. Yah (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)!!!
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Jessica88music There's a movie called Pizza My Heart. It's dumb. It doesn't do the restaurant justice.
1 Jan
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