Post-Grad life

I graduated 2 Saturdays ago. It's Monday. I've since spent the time trying to work on my resume and get the best advice for finding a job. I've also been cleaning up my room and getting rid of tings I don;t need. I recycled a bag of clothes and a bag of shoes and donated a bag of stuffed animals and a bag of toys to Goodwill. My room is ready to be packed at this point, but I don't even have a place to move to. I'm months away from finding an apartment.
Maybe it's instinct. 4 years ago when i graduated high school the instinct to pack up and move onkicked in. I was out the door by the end of the week after school. Now I want to do the same. To start my life in se new place in a new direction.
It's also been pretty tense around the house. My sister whose 19 wants to move out too. We're having family issues. Worst part is we are not aloud to talk about them - especially to family and friends. My sister got in trouble for mentioning some things that were going on at home on Facebook and basically got her ass handed to her. It's a lesson she needs to learn though. She's prone to burning bridges. Sometimes you hve to bite your tongue. You can;t just say: "That's it, I'm gone and not talking to this person anymore". Especially when its family and you know the odds are you will have to face them again. My approach is lie low until the storm passes. Not with cowardice or fear, but with patience.

May Twitter 2010

July 10,2010 is Quit Facebook Day because that's when they start charging.
1:58 PM May 31st via web

Money saving tips: Take robe - Put on like a strait jacket. You just saved $19.95 (plus shipping and handling) on a new Snuggie.
1:49 PM May 31st via web

Where did Dane Cook go?
1:47 PM May 31st via web

I was in a coffee shop for an hour talking with a friend and now I feel hopped up on caffiene even though I didn't drink anything.
1:47 PM May 31st via web

#4wordsbeforedeath "it's only a fleshwound . . ."
4:36 PM May 30th via web

Alright I found a good one in the barrel, but lost it. Then looked for it again. Couldn't find it to retweet it so just going to rewrite it.
4:36 PM May 30th via web

OmgitsSusy #4wordsbeforedeath I LOST THE GAME...
4:31 PM May 30th via web
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I think I procrastinate because I work better under pressure.
4:28 PM May 30th via web

:) :) :) :) :) Soooo happy.
11:27 AM May 30th via web

Also saw commercials for new 3D computerized movies. I guess it's ok to have a crappy plot for a movie if it's graphically amazing. Owls?
9:49 AM May 30th via web

Saw "How to Train Your Pet Dragon". Now I want one.
9:48 AM May 30th via web

fchimero Is that... is it... could it be... maybe... possibly... do I... see a patch of blue in the sky?
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Both Lost and House showed Vending Machines. Vending Machines are officially cool.
4:23 PM May 27th via web

Someone who speaks French is following me on twitter. Hola!
9:06 AM May 27th via web

So I haven't seen the second half of American Idol this season. Apparently the finale is tonight. Congrats Christine Bowersox!
5:30 PM May 26th via web

RobThomasFacts Also confirmed: @thisisrobthomas will be on Dancing With The Stars next season. He will dance alone and power-tap dance on Bruno's face.
7:53 AM May 26th via web
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"I don't believe in a lot of things, but I do believe in duct tape"
5:58 PM May 25th via web

No sentence ever ends well when it begins: "When I was in high school . . ."
6:02 AM May 25th via web

I think it's funny that "The Idiots Guide To . . . " is called "Wikipedia" online.
5:08 PM May 24th via web

h0sepipe RT @RickAfterDark: I'll leave it at this: I realize why some might disagree, but I thought it was touching, devastating & brilliant. #LOST
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fchimero The LOST finale is like losing your virginity. You know you're going to be disappointed, but you go through with it so life can move on.
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MKupperman Watching the final Lost tonight with some die-hard fans. Never seen it before, hope they won't mind my questions.
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RobThomasFacts Tonight on Lost, you'll all discover that @thisisrobthomas is a land monster and will blow up the island with a stick of Doublemint Gum.
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Got 68 donations of products to the EHC today. Yus!
3:09 PM May 23rd via web

katyperry Eat your spinach young man! -adopted mother RT @justinbieber: Fast food always hits the spot.
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Chris Jordan. His artwork is amazing. http://www.chrisjordan.com/current_set2.php
1:46 PM May 22nd via web

If Facebook charges me to use facebook . . . RIP: Fall 2006- July 10,2010.
7:57 AM May 22nd via web

Going to work on a CSP project with my group. Going hotel to hotel asking for donations of shampoos/ products to give to EHC for homeless.
7:55 AM May 22nd via web

I can survive the end of Lost as long as I can still watch The Office.
3:43 PM May 21st via web

♥ ♥ ♥ (I stole these hearts from Facebook with the magic of copy and paste)
9:09 AM May 21st via web

RobThomasFacts It's officially Friday because @thisisrobthomas said it was.
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(House) "House I have a case for you." "Beer?" "Amnesia."
5:33 PM May 20th via web

(Lost) Man, Whitmore's running into old friends everywhere he goes . . .
4:43 PM May 20th via web

(Lost) I <3 Richard! and Desmond! and Ben (but only in sideways alternate reality).
4:42 PM May 20th via web

What! Philosophy class cancelled this Friday! Now you're just showing off . . .
10:02 AM May 20th via web

I would like to take a moment to thank the God of Good Times. No 8am business writing classes all of next week. Yus!
10:00 AM May 20th via web

Wow Maggie tweets a lot . . .
6:04 AM May 20th via web

At any given moment there are 50 things I should be doing and one thing I shouldn't currently be doing. Right now it's probably tweeting.
5:36 PM May 19th via web

So many finals coming up . . . Lost's season finale, my finals for classes, and the final classes for college.
8:20 AM May 19th via web

RobThomasFacts In 1992, @thisisrobthomas won a unicycle contest by unicycling from Florida to California with Sally Struthers on his back.
7:05 AM May 18th via web
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Who the hell is tumblr?
5:56 AM May 18th via web

If my cat were a cartoon he would be Simon's cat http://www.simonscat.com/
9:06 AM May 17th via web

Does KFC even know what it stands for anymore?
4:04 PM May 16th via web

@Sykkea sweet!
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Kredible LOVE the Renaissance Faire. It's like The Tudors meets The Biggest Loser.
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Kredible RT @ericschwartz: In the entertainment world, Justin Bieber is a young Skywalker and Betty White is Yoda.
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@Sykkea So when are you coming to San Jose? Your dad mentioned something about it.
2:08 PM May 16th via web in reply to Sykkea

(The Office) I would take Dwight's cycling class.
11:01 AM May 16th via web

RobThomasFacts @thisisrotbhomas was the fifth member of The Beatles. He got kicked out for putting Ringo through his drum set.
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Weekends . . . it's suppose to mean the End of the Week.
7:37 AM May 15th via web

Ha ha, Heroes is ending. I do not regret not watching that show after season 2.
5:42 PM May 14th via web

Was in spanish class earlier and someone said if they could talk to anyone who ever lived it would be Jesus because he walks on water.
1:04 PM May 14th via txt

Arizona also made it illegal to make hybrid-animal hybrids. Sorry Minotaurs and Mermaids . . .
6:54 AM May 14th via web

I'm avoiding Arizona. Any persn can carry a consealed weapon without a license or training . . .
6:52 AM May 14th via web

@h0sepipe That's only because they're re-writing the Bible.Technically it wasn't Adam and Eve . . .cause they also stole concepts frm Egypt.
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Lost seems less amazing to me now that I know they're just rewriting the Bible. I liked it better when it was about random polar bears.
3:59 PM May 13th via web

Must See Lost.
6:01 AM May 13th via web

h0sepipe The Village wouldn't have been so gay if it weren't for the The Village People giving them a bad rap.
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Happy Mae Day to u.
9:23 AM May 12th via web

Got sleep. Need Coffee.
9:20 AM May 12th via web

Need sleep.
3:48 PM May 11th via web

mrsarielcarroll You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C.S. Lewis
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Two days, just 2 days. If I can survive these 2 days I am sort of home free.
5:53 AM May 11th via web

StephenAtHome if america goes the way of greece, we'll be ending all our words with "ous." that's ridiculous! omg, it's already started
8:38 PM May 10th via web
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Thank you Twitter. I've decided Twitter is officially a five minute break in my day to see all the funny things people wrote on the wall.
8:44 AM May 10th via web

Look I'm trending! : Justin Bieber is a trending topic.
6:58 PM May 9th via web

Cats are interesting creatures. They're like miniature lions if you think about it. Shrinky Dink!
5:34 PM May 9th via web

Having familial issues. Senior art show set up though. My art is showing in the gallery all week.
5:10 PM May 9th via web

Mother's Day sucks.
4:09 PM May 9th via web

Feel accomplished. Mother's Day . . . check. Senior Art Show . . . mostly check. Had a good Saturday . . . check.
5:24 PM May 8th via web

Setting up for my senior art show on Wednesday. Hanging the paintings.
7:45 AM May 8th via web

I should work for Halmark.
1:50 PM May 7th via web

Life's a puzzle and you're the piece to my heart.
1:50 PM May 7th via web

StephenAtHome gordon brown is so boring, if he were a spice girl, his name would be "salt"
8:40 PM May 6th via web
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Friday! It's like begginning of a 3 day Vavaction. Unfortuanelty it involves school today and work on Saturday and Sunday. Vacations suck.
9:07 AM May 7th via web

RobThomasFacts I'll be on hiatus for the weekend - everyone enjoy your bad selves. @thisisrobthomas, stay handsome, you sexy beast.
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Feel sorry for people who havent been watching LOST because "It's a random show that has polar bears on an island where nothing makes sense"
6:18 PM May 6th via web

(Lost) And where's Richard? I keep losing people on LOST. Their either dead or missing. Sometimes both.
6:14 PM May 6th via web

(Lost) Where did Ben go? The second-most-evil person on the island is missing. I miss him.
6:13 PM May 6th via web

(Lost) Syid is dead. Again.
6:12 PM May 6th via web

OH Titanic. I just saw LOST. Frodo and Sam didn't go through that much crap!
6:12 PM May 6th via web

I was making waves for my ocean in flash today. My waves look like blue worms, but together they look like lots of blue worms in an ocean.
3:29 PM May 6th via web

MUST SEE LOST.
5:57 AM May 6th via web

Holy crap it's Cinco de Mayo. Feliz May 5th everyone!
8:42 AM May 5th via web

h0sepipe May the 4th be with you. Everyone. (To the tune of 'God Bless Us' by Tiny Tim.)
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Wow it's only 9:52 A.M. I've been up for a while. Feels like 1:00 in the afternoon.
9:52 AM May 4th via web

Marshmellows suck. More news at 11:00.
5:57 AM May 4th via web

Wow I'm like a speed demon. I missed a week of school and I'm almost caught up on everything.
6:09 PM May 3rd via web

Life is sane again.
8:58 AM May 3rd via web

Flying back to California today. Yus.
6:46 AM May 2nd via web

I want to see the Goos at the Mountain Winery in June : )
8:29 AM May 1st via web

Storm has subsided. Now it's just gray and cloudy. Normally it would be freezing, bu thanks to the South, it's warm and humid,& Deep Fried.
7:49 AM May 1st via web

April Twitter 2010

It's like pruning hedges or something having to sift through and copy/paste all these tweets.

Storm chasers. There are storm chasers here. Storms are so frequent that people actually make careers out of chasing them.
6:02 PM Apr 30th via web

They say it's good luck to have rain on your wedding day. Sarah is the luckiest girl I know.
6:01 PM Apr 30th via web

Flash flood warnings, lightning every 2 seconds, rain like no tomorrow, there was hail earlier . . . everything but the plague.
6:01 PM Apr 30th via web

Tornados!!! I'm in Arkansas and sirens keep going off and i saw my first tornado when i was on top of Mount Nebo which overlooks the city.
6:00 PM Apr 30th via web

Tmpmadm
4:50 PM Apr 30th via txt

My sisters wedding is tomorrow. The music played during the ceremony is journey and jason mraz. Yus!
3:28 PM Apr 30th via txt

Going to mount nebo in arkansas for the rehersal dinner.
1:29 PM Apr 30th via txt

Yesterday I looked like a chocolate oompa loompa. Apparently while visiting in Arkansas I slipped away for an hour and tanned in Brazil.
7:41 AM Apr 30th via web

Officially in arkansas. It's heavily forested. I got a spray tan today for the first time - it was kind of like going through the car wash.
3:40 PM Apr 29th via web

T-minus 8 hours until I'm in Arkansauce.
7:40 AM Apr 28th via web


Going to Arkansas tommorrow to be in my sister's wedding.
7:01 PM Apr 27th via web


fchimero I'm informed by @ollymoss it is World Graphic Design day. In that spirit "Clients don't give us no respect, blah Comic Sans, yay Helvetica."
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Stupid hot weather last night. Only slept 4 hours. Now it's raining.
9:04 AM Apr 27th via web

h0sepipe I've been trying to take up Origami. So far I can make 'flat surface' and 'wadded-up ball'.
4:51 PM Apr 24th via web
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Officially leave to go to my sister's wedding tommorrow. Woot!
5:53 PM Apr 26th via web

Have the song "I Need You Now" by Lady Antebelum playing incessantly in my head.
8:29 AM Apr 26th via web

Sykkea going to become a dolphin activist. who's with me.
10:12 PM Apr 25th via web
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I ♥♥♥♥♥ copy and paste♥♥♥♥♥
6:24 PM Apr 25th via web

We can make <3 shapes?
6:23 PM Apr 25th via web

Stretch Limo Hummer = Military Luxury.
11:31 AM Apr 25th via web

(Lost) "We're not going back Kate". Burn.
2:27 PM Apr 24th via web

(lost) Captain Sawyer gives Captain Jack a run for his rum.
2:27 PM Apr 24th via web

(Lost) Syid= Sith, Locke= Darth Vader, Hurley= Jar Jar Binx?
2:26 PM Apr 24th via web

(Lost) What's that Lassie? Desmond fell down a well?
2:25 PM Apr 24th via web

Friday = Freedom.
5:24 PM Apr 23rd via web

Oh, so today is Earth Day. I thought yesterday/ all days were Earth days. My bad. Don't I look dumb.
8:11 AM Apr 23rd via web

Everyday is Earth Day when you're on this planet. Maybe not Saturn . . .
5:58 AM Apr 22nd via web

StephenAtHome tomorrow is earth day. so don't forget to stick around tomorrow and be on earth
7:48 PM Apr 21st via web
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I've been away fro the computer for 11 hours and there are 30+ tweets to catch up on. How is that possible???
5:24 PM Apr 21st via web

StephenAtHome why isn't there a name for the meal between breakfast and brunch?
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It's raining today and sunny tommorrow. By Friday who knows. Clouds should seriously come off whatever medication they're under.
8:39 AM Apr 21st via web

LOST!!!!! I'm lost wthout you!
4:59 PM Apr 20th via web

StephenAtHome Europe's travel crisis could be solved if we just appease the volcano and toss in a virgin - exec. Richard Branson, take one for the team
8:48 PM Apr 19th via web
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Sleeeeeep . . . it's what's for dinner.
4:38 PM Apr 19th via web

Tengo dos examenes hoy. Que triste . . .
9:35 AM Apr 19th via web

I should get bored on the internet more often: http://www.ebizmba.com/articles/best-flash-sites
4:13 PM Apr 18th via web

Flash takes 4 eva. And eva. And eva. . . .
3:05 PM Apr 18th via web

JimCarrey Sometimes I make an ASS of myself, yet I'm anything BUTT! Thankyou g'night! (Hold for applause...wait for it... aaaaand fade to black) }=^P
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JimCarrey Being scolded by a GOSSIP SHOW for talking about people's personal lives is like a turd saying ya smell bad! No offense to actual turds! ;^\
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(Lost) Libby + Hurley = Happy.
3:55 PM Apr 17th via web

(Lost) Desmond is the new Jacob.
3:55 PM Apr 17th via web

(Lost) Don't play with dynamite. You'd think it'd be self-explanitory.
3:55 PM Apr 17th via web

7) If you can read this message clearly you are close enough to donate.
2:07 PM Apr 17th via web

What's up Icelnad? Haven't heard from you in like . . . ummm . . . ever. Now you're erupting all over the place. Second hand smoke . . .
7:44 AM Apr 17th via web

6) Spongebob would donate. (But not Mr.Crab's because he'd just tie the coins to a string and pull it back as soon as they hit the can.)
5:13 PM Apr 16th via web

Haven't seen lost this week. Heard last episode was pretty epic -but then again all Lost episodes are epic, so maybe it was averagely epic.
8:22 AM Apr 16th via web

rustyrockets My future wife @katyperry informs me we are to adopt Justin Bieber, we shall raise him with love, but only I will breastfeed him.
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5) Consider it "Good Samaritan Tax".
5:05 PM Apr 15th via web

4) Maybe if I write in smaller font people will come closer to the box and feel more socially obligated to donate.
5:05 PM Apr 15th via web

3) Chuck Norris Donated.
6:01 AM Apr 15th via web

2) Harry Potter would donate. He's send the money strait from Gringotts via owl.
6:00 AM Apr 15th via web

1) I trained my dragon to donate. (He ate most of the pennies at first, but eventually got some in the can).
5:59 AM Apr 15th via web

Thinking of phrases to put on donation cans to make donating more fun and less guilt ridden.
5:58 AM Apr 15th via web

StephenAtHome TGIF guys! (sorry, I'm a little behind on my tweets).
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Juat achieved daylight savings time in my head. I saved an hour by realizing it was 8:00 - not 9:00. Good job brain.
8:16 AM Apr 14th via web

Saw Kelly Osbourne on T.V. She's pretty cool. And Toy Story 2 was ok.
3:13 PM Apr 13th via web

The weater lied. It's cold and cloudy and the sun ditched out.
9:59 AM Apr 13th via web

Supposedly it's going to be sunny tday. We'll see if the weather keeps its promise.
6:02 AM Apr 13th via web

I'm pretty sure Johnny Depp was channeling Andy Warhol and Michael Jackson when he was playing Willy Wonka.
6:16 PM Apr 12th via web

Willy Wonka with Johnny Depp is on. Yep. Still Creepy. Can't top the original.
6:15 PM Apr 12th via web

Monday Evening, and I'm just as tired now as when I woke up.
5:25 PM Apr 12th via web

Monday Mornings . . . nuff said.
8:40 AM Apr 12th via web

Kredible RT @justinflom: ˙ədɐɔsə ʇəʞɔɐɾ ʇɥƃıɐɹʇs uʍop əpısdn uɐ ƃuıɔıʇɔɐɹd
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Had to wake up early to do homework. Flash sucks. It takes 4 eva to do anything.
11:37 AM Apr 11th via web

(Lost) Daniel and Penny are realted??? Weirdness.
4:45 PM Apr 10th via web

(Lost) Why must Desmond and Penny always be seperated?
4:45 PM Apr 10th via web

(Lost) JAWS music again when Charlie was underwater. Curse thee Lost.
4:44 PM Apr 10th via web

(Lost) "Alternate" Reality is an understatement. More like "Complete Opposite" Reality with a Twist.
4:43 PM Apr 10th via web

(Lost) Ooops freak accident with the generator. Maybe he'll come out as a superhero!
4:42 PM Apr 10th via web

(Lost) Desmond upon waking up: "Daddy-in-law? What did you do with my wife/ your daughter?"
4:42 PM Apr 10th via web

it's Spring.
12:12 PM Apr 10th via web

jordanrubin Sometimes my inbox overwhelms me. http://twitpic.com/1effhy
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Heavy Metal Kittens. Hilarious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAfpq6EPKck
6:21 PM Apr 9th via web

MyChmclRmnc Robert Pattinson playing Kurt Cobain is like Justin Bieber playing John Lennon. Screwed up.
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Saw the Tiger ad parodies - Hilarious! Unlike the original which was - Creepy!
9:01 AM Apr 9th via web

The Goos and Collective Soul together at last. So what's wrong then? I'm not at their concert :(
3:44 PM Apr 8th via web

Sykkea So, how many times has Charlie died in the history of Lost? Toooo many to count......|D
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I was 17 when they made Now 17. Now I'm 22 and there 11 CDs ahead of me
5:51 AM Apr 8th via web

5:48 A.M. Still dark out. Welcome to Thursday morning.
5:49 AM Apr 8th via web

I don't think you can brag about being humble.
5:34 PM Apr 7th via web

This is my 496th Tweet. My 500th tweetirversary is coming up.
8:46 AM Apr 7th via web

Johnrzeznik1 I can't beilieve the stupidity and cruelty of some people http://bit.ly/bjtsBY
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Practiced using Flash today. I made a seagull fly and an owl blink. It's kind of like kindergarten-computer art.
3:13 PM Apr 6th via web

It is currently 5:51 AM. The moon looks lovely today.
5:52 AM Apr 6th via web


StephenAtHome That brandy thief may have a time machine, but I bet he doesn't know enough about Twitter to change my that brandy thief is a dashing rogue!
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House on tonight. Yus.
5:24 PM Apr 5th via web

Day after Easter. Candy is in abundance as are multi-colored eggs.
9:42 AM Apr 5th via web

Heard Chip Ingram give a sermon for Easter. He was great.
1:52 PM Apr 4th via web

People keep talking about rabbits. I had several, while I was in high school. They're smarter than cats, but less cuddly.
9:14 AM Apr 4th via web

Happy Easter!
10:56 AM Apr 3rd via web

Had an argument with my sis. Ramen is soup. It's noodles in a bowl with seasoning. My sis seems to think it isn't. She's discriminhating.
6:20 PM Apr 2nd via web

"The Changling" - yet another reason why Clint Eastwood is awesome.
4:48 PM Apr 2nd via web

(Lost) Desmond is the packet?! I thought he was the constant! Or is he the constant packet?
12:07 PM Apr 2nd via web

The Key of Awesome on youtube is my new favorite show.
11:17 AM Apr 2nd via web

. . . what do you mean, no? Slut.
10:18 AM Apr 2nd via web

I'd like to make an open apology to Twitter: Dear Twitter, I apologize for hesitating to get you in the first place. You rule. Marry me...
10:18 AM Apr 2nd via web

StephenAtHome today's wall street journal really got me with their april fool's day front page: "ceos see pay fall again" hilarious!!!!
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Almost ran over three guys who randomly meandered into the street as I was driving buy - dang kamikaze basement dwellers!
5:50 PM Apr 1st via web

Started learning Flash today. I'm gonna make my own Happy Pets and call it Happiest Pets and it's goona be the best game ever . . . or not.
4:42 PM Apr 1st via web

and how it was justified by the Bush Administration. The government sucks guys. Luckily we have Stephen Colbert to call it out.
5:33 AM Apr 1st via web

Orwell talked about how the government uses vague unclear language to justify horrendous actions. We then also read an article on torture
5:32 AM Apr 1st via web

"Politics and the English Language".
5:31 AM Apr 1st via web

It's 5:30 A.M. Had to get up early to write a paper, but it's ok because it was on an essay by George Orwell called
5:31 AM Apr 1st via web

March Twitter 2010

It's currently Jun 4th 2010, but it's fun seeing what I tweeted 3 to 4 months ago.

I use to think thinking too little was a crime, but now, I'm thinking thinking too much may be just as bad.
5:57 PM Mar 31st via web

It measured how the 3 different styles used paragraphs, word phrases, sentence length . . . it then counted them up and gave percentages.
5:57 PM Mar 31st via web


I just read something called "Tough, Sweet, and Stuffy" that made a statistical analysis of 3 different approaches to writing.
5:55 PM Mar 31st via web


StephenAtHome blast obama's student aid bill! crippling college debt is as american as apple pie you eat for four years and pay for the rest of your life
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call me Ishmael, but don't expect me to respond because it's not my real name.
9:08 AM Mar 31st via web

Too much stuff to do. School . . .
3:12 PM Mar 30th via web

Need a miracle: Here's one: It's called Life.
5:57 AM Mar 30th via web

Justin Bieber is like a younger former-member of NSYNC or something.
6:38 PM Mar 29th via web

It's not a downfall, it's a challenge. RT#ZodiacFacts Pisces downfall is their sensitivity and their inability to reject another person
6:17 PM Mar 29th via web

ZodiacFacts #ZodiacFacts Pisces woman can see right through a man and she is not easy to fool, so any man better bestraight with her and not lead her on
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kevinmboots77 RT @ryvance: Ricky Martin is gay. In other news, the Pope is Catholic.
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"Your opinion on an issue is not the same as your position on an issue." Essentially opinions = nada, positions = educated stance.
5:11 PM Mar 29th via web

I'll make juice out of whatever fruit life throws at me -be it lemon or otherwise.
9:29 AM Mar 29th via web

School today. Hoy.
8:06 AM Mar 29th via web

Watching The Office on Hulu. Best show eva in the history of shows about life in an office.
1:09 PM Mar 28th via web

I want to win a Teen Choice Award because they give out Surf Board Awards -or Surfwards as I like to call them.
10:49 AM Mar 28th via web

_akara_ "The real war to save the rainforests is in changing people’s minds." #akara #earthhour
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I don't make mistakes, I make choices. Some just happen to turn out better than others.
5:07 PM Mar 27th via web

Start school Monday. Darns . . .
11:04 AM Mar 27th via web

Just found out who this Justin Bieber kid is. Well, I think it's nice that he's trying to make bowling allies hip for teens to hangout at.
5:18 PM Mar 26th via web

Ellen is at Uniersal Studios in Orlando, Florida. I hope she avoids JAWS. If she gets eaten my spring break will officially be ruined.
4:43 PM Mar 26th via web

I'm having Lost withdrawls again. Wait, what! . . . oh nothing . . . thought I saw a polar bear.
9:01 AM Mar 26th via web

@Sykkea I like Telephone video. It should be made into a movie.
4:46 PM Mar 25th via web in reply to Sykkea


Going dress shopping today. I want to find something inexpensive that looks good. And then I want to find a pot of gold and ride a unicorn.
10:35 AM Mar 25th via web


There is nothing to be gained, and nothing to be lost - only life to be lived.
4:31 PM Mar 24th via web


I stll can't believe this is the final season of LOST. What am I suppose to do afterwords? I must find my own island.
3:14 PM Mar 24th via web


Life is at peace with myself.
9:02 AM Mar 24th via web

drakkardnoir Life is like a confused teacher...first she gives the test and then teaches the lesson
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(Office) The Lost and Found Box is lost.
3:19 PM Mar 23rd via web

rustyrockets Dear Mum, sorry I've not called, prison not going well. Gaga always on the phone. Send cigarettes she won't let anyone smoke her glasses.
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@Sykkea Yah, but Ryan and Simon are having an affair, which Simon wants to make public to keep Ryan to himself. That's why there's tension.
1:46 PM Mar 23rd via web in reply to Sykkea


Why are they playing the soundtrack to Pure Moods on the Goo Goo Doll UStream Live? (Because they have good taste in music)
1:14 PM Mar 23rd via web

Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest should seek couples therapy. Their disfunctional realtionship is distracting me from Ellen.
10:43 AM Mar 23rd via web

(Supernatural) Dean's a short bus. I just got it.
1:49 PM Mar 22nd via web

Watching Supernatural season 3. Dean can;t even fix a car without mentioning his untimely demise.
6:46 PM Mar 21st via web

If Snorks can snorkel, can Smurfs go smurfing?
10:32 AM Mar 21st via web

joshgroban I'm not sure I'll ever be "cool", but I will always tirelessly strive to be "great".
5:23 PM Mar 20th via web
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Saw Alice in Wonderland and it was WONDERful.
6:24 PM Mar 20th via web

http://twitpic.com/19to8g - Psychedelic Happy Pets on Facebook? Someone was on something when they came up with this . . .
12:02 PM Mar 20th via TwitPic

going to see Alice in Wonderland today.
11:38 AM Mar 20th via web

johncmayer I'm doing my best! Jeez. RT @katiepotaty Shady guy singing Your Body is a Wonderland at a karaoke bar in Seattle as I write this.
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Fortune Cookie: "To waste time thinking about what you don't have is to waste what you do have". Who knew desert could be so wise?
4:36 PM Mar 19th via web

This is my 430th Tweet. What should i do for my 500th anniversary tweet?
4:05 PM Mar 19th via web

Spring Break. Freedom for a week. Than back to school. Breaks shoud be a month long - not a week long. This is more like a Spring Pause.
9:35 AM Mar 19th via web

A Great Website of a Graphic Designer: www.frankchimero.com
6:59 PM Mar 18th via web

fchimero How to sell stuff to guys: Make a television commercial that makes fun of froofy coffee beverages. The end.
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http://artproject.scu.edu/winter2010/jessicap/jessicap/bluswanhome.html (I officially have my own art website!!!)
1:16 PM Mar 18th via web

I think my cat was getting jealous of me playing with my virtual pets on Facebook because he hopped in my lap and decided to watch me play.
7:22 AM Mar 18th via web

johncmayer It's an odd thing, getting stuck in your own post-show traffic. It's so "boo" yet so "yay."
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StephenAtHome the constitution says each citizen must be counted every ten years. so nine-year-olds who weren't counted last time: you're lawbreakers
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StephenAtHome the census rules ask you to fill it out in blue or black pen. interesting that they don't allow white pen
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@Sykkea She must be a muggle.
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http://twitpic.com/197hca - Finished last minute for final yesterday. 9 hours of intense labor.
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(Lost) Sawyer watches Little House on the Prarie! I love that show! I wonder if he watches Golden Girls . . .
2:16 PM Mar 17th via web

(Lost) I think the music for last episode was strangely reminiscent of Jaws. Especially when Sawyer was walking to the submarine.
2:12 PM Mar 17th via web

(Lost) How do you kill a smoke-monster? Sam and Dean should look into this.
2:10 PM Mar 17th via web

(Lost) I think House should do a case study on Sawyer.
2:10 PM Mar 17th via web

(Lost) Kate looks at Claire. "Well ummm . . . that's a nice baby you have there."
2:09 PM Mar 17th via web

(Lost) Swayer sees Kate. Thinks: Dang it! I thought it was Jack's turn to babysit her.
2:09 PM Mar 17th via web

Presentation today . . . I'd rather give it in Spanish.
7:14 AM Mar 17th via web

@Sykkea YUSSSS
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2 days of finals left. Will Jessica survive? Will she conquer her presentations? Will she trip on her way to class? Stay tuned for details.
7:10 PM Mar 16th via web
Delete . I just want to watch some LOST. Or Supernatural.
6:50 PM Mar 16th via web

I ate 5 chocolate chip cookies this morning and three chocolate mint girl scout cookies 20 minutes ago. Help me.
5:26 PM Mar 15th via web

@Sykkea I have about 20 boxes of girl scout cookies if you want . . . someone should take them before I consume them all.
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It's hip to be hippie.
4:38 PM Mar 15th via web

johncmayer Whenever they say it can't be done, remind them that they make a jellybean that tastes exactly like popcorn.
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Current score: 15 following, 17 followers - an all time high!
5:14 PM Mar 14th via web

Poor Woody Harrelson. He survived all those zombies in "Zombieland" only to be killed in "2012" - a year that hasn't even happened yet.
1:12 PM Mar 14th via web

Saw "Where the Wild Things Are". My sister said the movie didn't do the book justice, and I was like really, all 7 pages huh?
1:06 PM Mar 14th via web

Katie Perry "Hot and Cold" song stuck in my head. Songs tend to get stuck in my head as often as a girl changes clothes.
3:15 PM Mar 13th via web

http://twitpic.com/186lyc - Christmas and Thanksgiving and St. Patricks Day. I think the bunnies count as Easter too . . .
3:23 PM Mar 12th via TwitPic

http://twitpic.com/186lts - My farm is like Disneyland, but with less mice.
3:22 PM Mar 12th via TwitPic

http://twitpic.com/186lqg - Welcome to my Farm. It's modelled after Disneyland. This is the "Aladdin" section.
3:21 PM Mar 12th via TwitPic

http://twitpic.com/186llc - Then it got complicated . . .
3:21 PM Mar 12th via TwitPic

http://twitpic.com/186liw - Oh how humble my Farmville started off to be.
3:20 PM Mar 12th via TwitPic

I feel like Shmeagle when the precioussss abandoned him in the cave. I have my phone back now, and I'm gonna watch it closely from now on.
2:44 PM Mar 12th via web

Got my cell phone back. It ditched me at the doctor's office last week, but a nurse called and I have it now.
2:44 PM Mar 12th via web

spanish speech hoy. estoy nervoiasa.
8:49 AM Mar 12th via web

@Sykkea True story.
1:32 PM Mar 11th via web in reply to Sykkea

(Lost) The wisdom of Hurley: "Cheesecarrots."
12:49 PM Mar 11th via web

(Lost) Ben's like: "I need to remember to kill less people. I keep forgetting they come back to haunt me."
12:49 PM Mar 11th via web

(Lost) Jack lites dynamite. Richard: "Do you always start conversations this way?"
12:48 PM Mar 11th via web

(Lost) Locke voted Ben to be principal. Wow. That's forgiveness.
12:47 PM Mar 11th via web

(Lost) "Richard . . . are you a cyborg? A vampire? Zombie . . .?"
12:46 PM Mar 11th via web

(Lost) "That's Dr. Linus to you!"
12:45 PM Mar 11th via web

Missed some questions on a test yesterday. In my defense 2 of the questions were: What is ligature and What is another word for white space?
10:31 AM Mar 11th via web

This was me this morning: "Hey is the sun up . . . What?! It's 2 in the morning! Crap . . ."
10:07 AM Mar 11th via web

POPTARTS. I just want to see how many people will comment on or start following my tweets based on that word.
5:22 PM Mar 10th via web

@Sarah88w it's ok, i have finals next week then i won;t have to worry about giving speeches for a while. How goes life in Arkansas?
5:20 PM Mar 10th via web in reply to Sarah88w


Good morning glory :)
7:58 AM Mar 10th via web

I walk away for 2 hours and everyone decides to tweet 20 times simultaneously. Synchronized tweeting. -Yes I consluted Google for spell chck
5:35 PM Mar 9th via web

Spansh speech on Friday. Have to give a 5-10 minute presentation. Guess what language it's in.
10:03 AM Mar 9th via web

@Sarah88w Went to the doctor because someone told me there were pills that could possibly help balance the problem. Turns out not so much.
10:02 AM Mar 9th via web in reply to Sarah88w

@Sykkea Hey Mag, did you see Inglorious Basterds? http://ffffound.com/image/55125ac5941865992ba24a205dabb2f6b277a081
6:54 PM Mar 8th via web in reply to Sykkea


Live outside the box.
8:05 AM Mar 8th via web

I miss "Wishbone", He was such a cute/well-educated dog.
2:37 PM Mar 7th via web

"PageMaster" movie - "Neverending Story" meets "Space Jam".
2:37 PM Mar 7th via web

@Sarah88w no medicine can help. i have to take speech therapy. i'll start taking it in the summer. lameness.
12:37 PM Mar 7th via web in reply to Sarah88w


Goofballs of the world Fandango!
12:36 PM Mar 7th via web

"Change the way you see, not the way you look" wisdom from the bumpersticker on the back of the car infront of me.
4:23 PM Mar 6th via web

@Sarah88w apparently it takes me longer than most people to put my thoughts together and respond after being talked to. brain issues.
11:01 AM Mar 6th via web in reply to Sarah88w


@Sarah88w went to the doc because I've been struggling with socializing ever since I was little, and he says i have a sort of social disorder
11:00 AM Mar 6th via web in reply to Sarah88w

Just went to the doctor and found out I am socially challenged. Life sucks.
4:29 PM Mar 5th via web

(LOST) Benjamin Linus: "I'm the scariest person I know, but I'm going to walk away from you slowly now, please don't kill me Syid."
12:40 PM Mar 5th via web

(LOST) Syid: "Why didn't you kill me yourself?" Dogen: "The sacred baseball told me not to."
12:38 PM Mar 5th via web

Dogen (temple leader) to Syid on LOST: "Prove your good. Stab the man dressed as Locke."
12:37 PM Mar 5th via web

I mentioned polar bears in reference to LOST and now some person called "ilove_polarbears" is following me. Current score : 15 following. :)
7:49 AM Mar 5th via web

Remeber the movie "Page Master"? It was like some crazy combination of "Never Ending Story" (which ended by the way) and "Space Jam".
7:48 AM Mar 5th via web

Just watched 5 minutes of Goo Goo Dolls live rehearsal with no audio. The best part is reading all the comments the "goopies" keep making.
1:07 PM Mar 4th via web


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Current Score: 14 following, 14 followers. An altime high by my account.
10:45 AM Mar 4th via web

Johnrzeznik1 Please don't ask us to play anything off "Jed". Just kidding ... Sort of
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I'm re-addicted to LOST. And consequently polar bears.
5:21 PM Mar 3rd via web

What are Girl Scouts scouting for anyway? Innocent people who aren't prone to eating sugary substances until scouts arrive at their door.
5:20 PM Mar 2nd via web

For lunch I ate a grilled cheese sandwich and about 24 chocolate mint girl scout cookies. A healthy meal by anyone's standards.
5:18 PM Mar 2nd via web

i THINK i HIT THE wRONG BUTTON.
12:10 PM Mar 2nd via web

Jason Mraz hasn't had concerts for a while, but he played two shows February 27th and 28th -which is me and my sister's B-Days. Coincidence?
5:03 PM Mar 1st via web

Today I found out my phrase "plaid is bad" doesn't apply to me when I wear it.
5:00 PM Mar 1st via web

February Twitter 2010

God help me, I haven't tweetblogged in 4 monthes. So much to cover. I wish twitter had an archive.

Full moon out tonight. Keep your eyes peeled for really tan shirtless guys who turn into over-sized wolves.
8:12 PM Feb 27th via web

Today I turned 22 so I decided to go to the store Forever 21 to test their theory.
3:23 PM Feb 27th via web

You can do no wrong as long as you do what's right by you. Man my brain is smart at 6:37 in the morning!
10:44 AM Feb 27th via web

Holy shnikees I'm 22 today!
10:42 AM Feb 27th via web

In Oakdale to celebrate my sister and my birthdays.
5:44 PM Feb 26th via web

I almost choked on Frosted Flakes. Tony the Tiger sssssucks!
8:53 AM Feb 26th via web

http://twitpic.com/15g86n - 16 Degrees North Syid, 8 Degrees West Hurley. Coordinates for LOST Hamburger . . .
8:25 AM Feb 26th via TwitPic

My watch works again! Thank you batteries.
5:56 PM Feb 25th via web

I like Ellen. That guy on the Old Spice commercial was funny. We should have him on the show. Guess who's coming on the show next week?
12:46 PM Feb 25th via web

Ben: "Locke was a better man than I will ever be and I'm sorry I murdered him." ~ Awkwardest Eulogy Ever
11:31 AM Feb 25th via web

I lost my watch. Then I bought a new watch. The new watch needs new batteries. I don't think the universe wants me to know what time it is.
5:26 PM Feb 24th via web

Syid is a zombie.
1:30 PM Feb 23rd via web

I thought a whole bunch of stuff was due tommorrow. Turns out, just a decent amount of a lot, not a whole mountain of things.
9:13 AM Feb 23rd via web

I had "Pokerface" and "Paparazzi" stuck in my head at the same time yesterday. The same time!!!
5:06 PM Feb 22nd via web

Headache. But, I heard an awesome quote today. I can't remember it, but it was something like "without risks progress can't be made"
5:04 PM Feb 22nd via web

My sister walked past Robin Williams last night when we went to see Fiddler on the Roof in San Fransisco. The play was amazing!
10:50 AM Feb 21st via web

EvanAndGareth I want nick jonas and his whole administration impeached Dammit!
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"Statements of purpose" suck. What's the point? Purpose: to get into CSU East Bay. Statement of Purpose: I want to get into CSU East Bay.
11:22 AM Feb 20th via web

Goig to San Francisco tommorrow to see Fiddler on the Roof. Should be fun.
1:50 PM Feb 19th via web

Frustrating
6:33 PM Feb 18th via web

Trying to registr for classes. The systm is being a B. It sys i can take 25 units. I need 22 to graduate. But thn it wuldn't let me take 23.
6:32 PM Feb 18th via web

My birthday's coming up on February 27th. I'm turning 22 this year. I consider it to be 2 years old in the grand scheme of things.
4:31 PM Feb 18th via web

Current score: Following: 13, Followers: 13. I'm moving up in the world. I think it was the change in background design.
7:16 PM Feb 17th via web
Delete . What a funny monkey.
6:18 PM Feb 17th via web

.Johnrzeznik1 Well I did shave but I'm feeling camera shy Plenty of face time with mike though Enjoy
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Johnrzeznik1 Sorry I'm not on the webcast much just trying to focus on getting this right and I didn't shave this week
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@Sarah88w tragically no.
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Css Cssucks! Why does html have to be so complicated. Curse thee text links and a href crap!
5:48 PM Feb 16th via web

My life is due on Wednesday.
5:47 PM Feb 16th via web

Went to the dentista today. My mouth hates me now. But it is shiny.
12:21 PM Feb 16th via web

jason_mraz We can complain that rosebushes have thorns, or rejoice that thornbushes have roses. Abraham Lincoln said that. Happy Valentine's Week!
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http://twitpic.com/13hjqs - Working on a new collage today. Can u tell what it is?
4:02 PM Feb 15th via TwitPic

~ Twitter : Reversing the way you establish quotes.
12:01 PM Feb 15th via web

~ Anastacia "Love is a Crime"
12:00 PM Feb 15th via web

"You can take away my freedom, But you can't take my love from me, I won't die a lonely prisoner, 'Cause my heart will set me free"
12:00 PM Feb 15th via web

http://twitpic.com/138zy0 - My Heroes!
10:50 AM Feb 14th via TwitPic

New Goo Goo Dolls vid up. Nothing like the sound of John Rzeznik's voice in the morning. Except coffee. I had coffee. I love coffee.
11:04 AM Feb 13th via web

http://twitpic.com/12vtd7 - Behold! My new glitter snow-globe bouncy ball!
5:26 PM Feb 12th via TwitPic

http://twitpic.com/12vt4v - Great, now I don't need to worry about paying for college next quarter.
5:25 PM Feb 12th via TwitPic

http://twitpic.com/12vsvr - I'm going to steal this and head to Oregon with Chuck Norris, Stalone, Arnold, and Clint Eastwood. Let's see who
5:23 PM Feb 12th via TwitPic

http://twitpic.com/12vsls - Ye' Old Halmark.
5:22 PM Feb 12th via TwitPic

http://twitpic.com/12vsfp - I always park my boat outside of my house, the ocean is way too unpredictable these days.
5:21 PM Feb 12th via TwitPic

http://twitpic.com/12vs6f - This isn't creepy or forboding . . . Shining . . .
5:20 PM Feb 12th via TwitPic

I miss grass. We have small plots of it, but whenever you go somewere like a park and see it all around it's like being on another planet.
3:24 PM Feb 12th via web

Man's greatest creation was not the wheel, or the car, or the airplane. It was Coffee Almond Fudge Ice Cream. Man is a genius!!!
3:23 PM Feb 12th via web

Saw myself in the mirror this morning. Good to see Gumby is alive and well.
9:01 AM Feb 12th via web

great big aisle, Under the bus roof, oh my, baby I'm trying." Just try it.
8:12 AM Feb 12th via web

the ceiling lights, oh my, baby I'm trying." Or if you're on a bus: "Do you hear me? I'm talking 2 u, Across the window seat, Across the
8:11 AM Feb 12th via web

Next time your trying to talk to someone far away say: Do u hear me? I'm talking 2 u. Across the cubicle, Across the great big office, Under
8:09 AM Feb 12th via web

Youtube is officially a vast wasteland of nada.
6:43 PM Feb 10th via web

Sometimes I wish life had an Edit-Undo button. Ctrl Z! Ctrl Z!
5:58 PM Feb 10th via web

I ate some poplesscorn with butter for dinner tonight.
5:57 PM Feb 10th via web

Facebook Haunts My Soul.
8:43 AM Feb 10th via web

2 speeches today - one in a foreign language and the other a ten minute speech about a man who has lived since 1937. God help me!
8:36 AM Feb 10th via web

Facebook, if you're going to randomly change on people, change for the better.
5:38 PM Feb 9th via web

Awards don't mean anything, achievements mean everything.
5:29 PM Feb 9th via web

Fact: Boys are dumb. Girls are cazy.
7:39 AM Feb 9th via web

The only thing I'm first to know is that I'm the last to know everything.
8:17 AM Feb 8th via web

How many fingers am I holding up? I'll give you a hint: "Peace".
10:31 AM Feb 7th via web

No offense to Willy Wonka, but Nerds candy is way too popular.
10:31 AM Feb 7th via web

living, for my club, my community, my country, and my world. Represent yo.
10:30 AM Feb 7th via web

As a trru 4-H member I pledge my head to clearer thinking, my heart to greater loyalty, my hands to larger servious, my health to better
10:29 AM Feb 7th via web

My sister is watching "Jaw's Revenge" right now, just to spite me. And now I'm talking about her on Twitter just to spite her.
2:18 PM Feb 6th via web

My brain has Golden RAM. It randomly accesses memories from my child hood. I miss cookies and trampolines.
11:47 AM Feb 6th via web

StephenAtHome Newspapers could really save space if they just tweeted their obituaries. I'll demonstrate: G. Jnson, 96, Lwyr, Blovd dad/gpa, b rmbrd 4-eva
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Dean: "You're afraid of clowns." Sam: "Well you're afraid of planes." Dean: "Yah planes crash." Sam: "Well apparently clowns kill." -Sprntrl
6:33 PM Feb 5th via web

use to being positive and encouraging towards people. It'll be alright though. You go Ellen!
2:05 PM Feb 5th via web

I feel sorry for Ellen on American Idol because you can tell it's hard for her to tell people that their performance was bad because she's
2:04 PM Feb 5th via web

Crack is wack. Dope is for Dopes.Tobacco is wacko. Meth is . . . just don't do it. Wait, meth is completely insane - like Lady Macbeth. Yah.
8:32 AM Feb 5th via web

I officially have a love/hate realtionship with Farmville. I hate it, but I just planted white roses and I like those. Damng!
6:21 PM Feb 4th via web

johncmayer My life on the road is a lot like '70s Fleetwood Mac, except instead of cocaine it's Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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Went to Tim Anderson's opening today because I helped on the wall mural with my seminar class. T'was fun. "Floating Worlds".
6:43 PM Feb 3rd via web

I'm a senior in college. One quarter away from graduation. I'm officially ancient.
8:10 AM Feb 3rd via web

What does it say about you when you've just chosen to neglect all of your virtual pets on Facebook?
5:47 PM Feb 2nd via web

Im officially avoiding Facebook and all my responsibilities on it. Sorry Farmville, Pet Pals, and Fish World.
5:46 PM Feb 2nd via web

"I'll give anything, but I won't give up" ~Nickelback
5:31 PM Feb 2nd via web

I'm not a vampire, but I do sparkle in the sunlight.
11:11 AM Feb 2nd via web

http://www.virusfonts.com/ - Jonathan Barnbrook rules.
6:00 PM Feb 1st via web

@geek_in_orange http://www.twitpic.com/10yd27 Jason pic at grammys.
5:55 PM Feb 1st via web in reply to geek_in_orange

@theRKOP http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4E16bm2EPk&feature=related jason and Colbie talk about winning for "Lucky".
5:53 PM Feb 1st via web in reply to theRKOP

Some monkeys never evolve.
5:11 PM Feb 1st via web

Grammys. It's like Christmas came again, only it was better than Christmas because Christmas is over- rated.
8:10 AM Feb 1st via web