March Twitter 2010
It's currently Jun 4th 2010, but it's fun seeing what I tweeted 3 to 4 months ago.
I use to think thinking too little was a crime, but now, I'm thinking thinking too much may be just as bad.
5:57 PM Mar 31st via web
It measured how the 3 different styles used paragraphs, word phrases, sentence length . . . it then counted them up and gave percentages.
5:57 PM Mar 31st via web
I just read something called "Tough, Sweet, and Stuffy" that made a statistical analysis of 3 different approaches to writing.
5:55 PM Mar 31st via web
StephenAtHome blast obama's student aid bill! crippling college debt is as american as apple pie you eat for four years and pay for the rest of your life
9:41 AM Mar 31st via web
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call me Ishmael, but don't expect me to respond because it's not my real name.
9:08 AM Mar 31st via web
Too much stuff to do. School . . .
3:12 PM Mar 30th via web
Need a miracle: Here's one: It's called Life.
5:57 AM Mar 30th via web
Justin Bieber is like a younger former-member of NSYNC or something.
6:38 PM Mar 29th via web
It's not a downfall, it's a challenge. RT#ZodiacFacts Pisces downfall is their sensitivity and their inability to reject another person
6:17 PM Mar 29th via web
ZodiacFacts #ZodiacFacts Pisces woman can see right through a man and she is not easy to fool, so any man better bestraight with her and not lead her on
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kevinmboots77 RT @ryvance: Ricky Martin is gay. In other news, the Pope is Catholic.
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"Your opinion on an issue is not the same as your position on an issue." Essentially opinions = nada, positions = educated stance.
5:11 PM Mar 29th via web
I'll make juice out of whatever fruit life throws at me -be it lemon or otherwise.
9:29 AM Mar 29th via web
School today. Hoy.
8:06 AM Mar 29th via web
Watching The Office on Hulu. Best show eva in the history of shows about life in an office.
1:09 PM Mar 28th via web
I want to win a Teen Choice Award because they give out Surf Board Awards -or Surfwards as I like to call them.
10:49 AM Mar 28th via web
_akara_ "The real war to save the rainforests is in changing people’s minds." #akara #earthhour
11:25 PM Mar 27th via HootSuite
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I don't make mistakes, I make choices. Some just happen to turn out better than others.
5:07 PM Mar 27th via web
Start school Monday. Darns . . .
11:04 AM Mar 27th via web
Just found out who this Justin Bieber kid is. Well, I think it's nice that he's trying to make bowling allies hip for teens to hangout at.
5:18 PM Mar 26th via web
Ellen is at Uniersal Studios in Orlando, Florida. I hope she avoids JAWS. If she gets eaten my spring break will officially be ruined.
4:43 PM Mar 26th via web
I'm having Lost withdrawls again. Wait, what! . . . oh nothing . . . thought I saw a polar bear.
9:01 AM Mar 26th via web
@Sykkea I like Telephone video. It should be made into a movie.
4:46 PM Mar 25th via web in reply to Sykkea
Going dress shopping today. I want to find something inexpensive that looks good. And then I want to find a pot of gold and ride a unicorn.
10:35 AM Mar 25th via web
There is nothing to be gained, and nothing to be lost - only life to be lived.
4:31 PM Mar 24th via web
I stll can't believe this is the final season of LOST. What am I suppose to do afterwords? I must find my own island.
3:14 PM Mar 24th via web
Life is at peace with myself.
9:02 AM Mar 24th via web
drakkardnoir Life is like a confused teacher...first she gives the test and then teaches the lesson
2:52 AM Mar 22nd via web
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(Office) The Lost and Found Box is lost.
3:19 PM Mar 23rd via web
rustyrockets Dear Mum, sorry I've not called, prison not going well. Gaga always on the phone. Send cigarettes she won't let anyone smoke her glasses.
10:58 PM Mar 14th via web
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@Sykkea Yah, but Ryan and Simon are having an affair, which Simon wants to make public to keep Ryan to himself. That's why there's tension.
1:46 PM Mar 23rd via web in reply to Sykkea
Why are they playing the soundtrack to Pure Moods on the Goo Goo Doll UStream Live? (Because they have good taste in music)
1:14 PM Mar 23rd via web
Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest should seek couples therapy. Their disfunctional realtionship is distracting me from Ellen.
10:43 AM Mar 23rd via web
(Supernatural) Dean's a short bus. I just got it.
1:49 PM Mar 22nd via web
Watching Supernatural season 3. Dean can;t even fix a car without mentioning his untimely demise.
6:46 PM Mar 21st via web
If Snorks can snorkel, can Smurfs go smurfing?
10:32 AM Mar 21st via web
joshgroban I'm not sure I'll ever be "cool", but I will always tirelessly strive to be "great".
5:23 PM Mar 20th via web
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Saw Alice in Wonderland and it was WONDERful.
6:24 PM Mar 20th via web
http://twitpic.com/19to8g - Psychedelic Happy Pets on Facebook? Someone was on something when they came up with this . . .
12:02 PM Mar 20th via TwitPic
going to see Alice in Wonderland today.
11:38 AM Mar 20th via web
johncmayer I'm doing my best! Jeez. RT @katiepotaty Shady guy singing Your Body is a Wonderland at a karaoke bar in Seattle as I write this.
12:57 AM Mar 20th via web
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Fortune Cookie: "To waste time thinking about what you don't have is to waste what you do have". Who knew desert could be so wise?
4:36 PM Mar 19th via web
This is my 430th Tweet. What should i do for my 500th anniversary tweet?
4:05 PM Mar 19th via web
Spring Break. Freedom for a week. Than back to school. Breaks shoud be a month long - not a week long. This is more like a Spring Pause.
9:35 AM Mar 19th via web
A Great Website of a Graphic Designer: www.frankchimero.com
6:59 PM Mar 18th via web
fchimero How to sell stuff to guys: Make a television commercial that makes fun of froofy coffee beverages. The end.
12:39 PM Mar 18th via Twitter for iPhone
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http://artproject.scu.edu/winter2010/jessicap/jessicap/bluswanhome.html (I officially have my own art website!!!)
1:16 PM Mar 18th via web
I think my cat was getting jealous of me playing with my virtual pets on Facebook because he hopped in my lap and decided to watch me play.
7:22 AM Mar 18th via web
johncmayer It's an odd thing, getting stuck in your own post-show traffic. It's so "boo" yet so "yay."
9:05 PM Mar 17th via Twittelator
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StephenAtHome the constitution says each citizen must be counted every ten years. so nine-year-olds who weren't counted last time: you're lawbreakers
9:43 PM Mar 17th via web
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StephenAtHome the census rules ask you to fill it out in blue or black pen. interesting that they don't allow white pen
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@Sykkea She must be a muggle.
6:16 PM Mar 17th via web in reply to Sykkea
http://twitpic.com/197hca - Finished last minute for final yesterday. 9 hours of intense labor.
3:11 PM Mar 17th via TwitPic
(Lost) Sawyer watches Little House on the Prarie! I love that show! I wonder if he watches Golden Girls . . .
2:16 PM Mar 17th via web
(Lost) I think the music for last episode was strangely reminiscent of Jaws. Especially when Sawyer was walking to the submarine.
2:12 PM Mar 17th via web
(Lost) How do you kill a smoke-monster? Sam and Dean should look into this.
2:10 PM Mar 17th via web
(Lost) I think House should do a case study on Sawyer.
2:10 PM Mar 17th via web
(Lost) Kate looks at Claire. "Well ummm . . . that's a nice baby you have there."
2:09 PM Mar 17th via web
(Lost) Swayer sees Kate. Thinks: Dang it! I thought it was Jack's turn to babysit her.
2:09 PM Mar 17th via web
Presentation today . . . I'd rather give it in Spanish.
7:14 AM Mar 17th via web
@Sykkea YUSSSS
7:11 PM Mar 16th via web in reply to Sykkea
2 days of finals left. Will Jessica survive? Will she conquer her presentations? Will she trip on her way to class? Stay tuned for details.
7:10 PM Mar 16th via web
Delete . I just want to watch some LOST. Or Supernatural.
6:50 PM Mar 16th via web
I ate 5 chocolate chip cookies this morning and three chocolate mint girl scout cookies 20 minutes ago. Help me.
5:26 PM Mar 15th via web
@Sykkea I have about 20 boxes of girl scout cookies if you want . . . someone should take them before I consume them all.
5:26 PM Mar 15th via web in reply to Sykkea
It's hip to be hippie.
4:38 PM Mar 15th via web
johncmayer Whenever they say it can't be done, remind them that they make a jellybean that tastes exactly like popcorn.
10:10 PM Mar 14th via Twittelator
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Current score: 15 following, 17 followers - an all time high!
5:14 PM Mar 14th via web
Poor Woody Harrelson. He survived all those zombies in "Zombieland" only to be killed in "2012" - a year that hasn't even happened yet.
1:12 PM Mar 14th via web
Saw "Where the Wild Things Are". My sister said the movie didn't do the book justice, and I was like really, all 7 pages huh?
1:06 PM Mar 14th via web
Katie Perry "Hot and Cold" song stuck in my head. Songs tend to get stuck in my head as often as a girl changes clothes.
3:15 PM Mar 13th via web
http://twitpic.com/186lyc - Christmas and Thanksgiving and St. Patricks Day. I think the bunnies count as Easter too . . .
3:23 PM Mar 12th via TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/186lts - My farm is like Disneyland, but with less mice.
3:22 PM Mar 12th via TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/186lqg - Welcome to my Farm. It's modelled after Disneyland. This is the "Aladdin" section.
3:21 PM Mar 12th via TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/186llc - Then it got complicated . . .
3:21 PM Mar 12th via TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/186liw - Oh how humble my Farmville started off to be.
3:20 PM Mar 12th via TwitPic
I feel like Shmeagle when the precioussss abandoned him in the cave. I have my phone back now, and I'm gonna watch it closely from now on.
2:44 PM Mar 12th via web
Got my cell phone back. It ditched me at the doctor's office last week, but a nurse called and I have it now.
2:44 PM Mar 12th via web
spanish speech hoy. estoy nervoiasa.
8:49 AM Mar 12th via web
@Sykkea True story.
1:32 PM Mar 11th via web in reply to Sykkea
(Lost) The wisdom of Hurley: "Cheesecarrots."
12:49 PM Mar 11th via web
(Lost) Ben's like: "I need to remember to kill less people. I keep forgetting they come back to haunt me."
12:49 PM Mar 11th via web
(Lost) Jack lites dynamite. Richard: "Do you always start conversations this way?"
12:48 PM Mar 11th via web
(Lost) Locke voted Ben to be principal. Wow. That's forgiveness.
12:47 PM Mar 11th via web
(Lost) "Richard . . . are you a cyborg? A vampire? Zombie . . .?"
12:46 PM Mar 11th via web
(Lost) "That's Dr. Linus to you!"
12:45 PM Mar 11th via web
Missed some questions on a test yesterday. In my defense 2 of the questions were: What is ligature and What is another word for white space?
10:31 AM Mar 11th via web
This was me this morning: "Hey is the sun up . . . What?! It's 2 in the morning! Crap . . ."
10:07 AM Mar 11th via web
POPTARTS. I just want to see how many people will comment on or start following my tweets based on that word.
5:22 PM Mar 10th via web
@Sarah88w it's ok, i have finals next week then i won;t have to worry about giving speeches for a while. How goes life in Arkansas?
5:20 PM Mar 10th via web in reply to Sarah88w
Good morning glory :)
7:58 AM Mar 10th via web
I walk away for 2 hours and everyone decides to tweet 20 times simultaneously. Synchronized tweeting. -Yes I consluted Google for spell chck
5:35 PM Mar 9th via web
Spansh speech on Friday. Have to give a 5-10 minute presentation. Guess what language it's in.
10:03 AM Mar 9th via web
@Sarah88w Went to the doctor because someone told me there were pills that could possibly help balance the problem. Turns out not so much.
10:02 AM Mar 9th via web in reply to Sarah88w
@Sykkea Hey Mag, did you see Inglorious Basterds? http://ffffound.com/image/55125ac5941865992ba24a205dabb2f6b277a081
6:54 PM Mar 8th via web in reply to Sykkea
Live outside the box.
8:05 AM Mar 8th via web
I miss "Wishbone", He was such a cute/well-educated dog.
2:37 PM Mar 7th via web
"PageMaster" movie - "Neverending Story" meets "Space Jam".
2:37 PM Mar 7th via web
@Sarah88w no medicine can help. i have to take speech therapy. i'll start taking it in the summer. lameness.
12:37 PM Mar 7th via web in reply to Sarah88w
Goofballs of the world Fandango!
12:36 PM Mar 7th via web
"Change the way you see, not the way you look" wisdom from the bumpersticker on the back of the car infront of me.
4:23 PM Mar 6th via web
@Sarah88w apparently it takes me longer than most people to put my thoughts together and respond after being talked to. brain issues.
11:01 AM Mar 6th via web in reply to Sarah88w
@Sarah88w went to the doc because I've been struggling with socializing ever since I was little, and he says i have a sort of social disorder
11:00 AM Mar 6th via web in reply to Sarah88w
Just went to the doctor and found out I am socially challenged. Life sucks.
4:29 PM Mar 5th via web
(LOST) Benjamin Linus: "I'm the scariest person I know, but I'm going to walk away from you slowly now, please don't kill me Syid."
12:40 PM Mar 5th via web
(LOST) Syid: "Why didn't you kill me yourself?" Dogen: "The sacred baseball told me not to."
12:38 PM Mar 5th via web
Dogen (temple leader) to Syid on LOST: "Prove your good. Stab the man dressed as Locke."
12:37 PM Mar 5th via web
I mentioned polar bears in reference to LOST and now some person called "ilove_polarbears" is following me. Current score : 15 following. :)
7:49 AM Mar 5th via web
Remeber the movie "Page Master"? It was like some crazy combination of "Never Ending Story" (which ended by the way) and "Space Jam".
7:48 AM Mar 5th via web
Just watched 5 minutes of Goo Goo Dolls live rehearsal with no audio. The best part is reading all the comments the "goopies" keep making.
1:07 PM Mar 4th via web
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Current Score: 14 following, 14 followers. An altime high by my account.
10:45 AM Mar 4th via web
Johnrzeznik1 Please don't ask us to play anything off "Jed". Just kidding ... Sort of
1:15 AM Mar 4th via Echofon
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I'm re-addicted to LOST. And consequently polar bears.
5:21 PM Mar 3rd via web
What are Girl Scouts scouting for anyway? Innocent people who aren't prone to eating sugary substances until scouts arrive at their door.
5:20 PM Mar 2nd via web
For lunch I ate a grilled cheese sandwich and about 24 chocolate mint girl scout cookies. A healthy meal by anyone's standards.
5:18 PM Mar 2nd via web
i THINK i HIT THE wRONG BUTTON.
12:10 PM Mar 2nd via web
Jason Mraz hasn't had concerts for a while, but he played two shows February 27th and 28th -which is me and my sister's B-Days. Coincidence?
5:03 PM Mar 1st via web
Today I found out my phrase "plaid is bad" doesn't apply to me when I wear it.
5:00 PM Mar 1st via web
I use to think thinking too little was a crime, but now, I'm thinking thinking too much may be just as bad.
5:57 PM Mar 31st via web
It measured how the 3 different styles used paragraphs, word phrases, sentence length . . . it then counted them up and gave percentages.
5:57 PM Mar 31st via web
I just read something called "Tough, Sweet, and Stuffy" that made a statistical analysis of 3 different approaches to writing.
5:55 PM Mar 31st via web
StephenAtHome blast obama's student aid bill! crippling college debt is as american as apple pie you eat for four years and pay for the rest of your life
9:41 AM Mar 31st via web
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call me Ishmael, but don't expect me to respond because it's not my real name.
9:08 AM Mar 31st via web
Too much stuff to do. School . . .
3:12 PM Mar 30th via web
Need a miracle: Here's one: It's called Life.
5:57 AM Mar 30th via web
Justin Bieber is like a younger former-member of NSYNC or something.
6:38 PM Mar 29th via web
It's not a downfall, it's a challenge. RT#ZodiacFacts Pisces downfall is their sensitivity and their inability to reject another person
6:17 PM Mar 29th via web
ZodiacFacts #ZodiacFacts Pisces woman can see right through a man and she is not easy to fool, so any man better bestraight with her and not lead her on
6:05 PM Mar 29th via Power Twitter
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kevinmboots77 RT @ryvance: Ricky Martin is gay. In other news, the Pope is Catholic.
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"Your opinion on an issue is not the same as your position on an issue." Essentially opinions = nada, positions = educated stance.
5:11 PM Mar 29th via web
I'll make juice out of whatever fruit life throws at me -be it lemon or otherwise.
9:29 AM Mar 29th via web
School today. Hoy.
8:06 AM Mar 29th via web
Watching The Office on Hulu. Best show eva in the history of shows about life in an office.
1:09 PM Mar 28th via web
I want to win a Teen Choice Award because they give out Surf Board Awards -or Surfwards as I like to call them.
10:49 AM Mar 28th via web
_akara_ "The real war to save the rainforests is in changing people’s minds." #akara #earthhour
11:25 PM Mar 27th via HootSuite
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I don't make mistakes, I make choices. Some just happen to turn out better than others.
5:07 PM Mar 27th via web
Start school Monday. Darns . . .
11:04 AM Mar 27th via web
Just found out who this Justin Bieber kid is. Well, I think it's nice that he's trying to make bowling allies hip for teens to hangout at.
5:18 PM Mar 26th via web
Ellen is at Uniersal Studios in Orlando, Florida. I hope she avoids JAWS. If she gets eaten my spring break will officially be ruined.
4:43 PM Mar 26th via web
I'm having Lost withdrawls again. Wait, what! . . . oh nothing . . . thought I saw a polar bear.
9:01 AM Mar 26th via web
@Sykkea I like Telephone video. It should be made into a movie.
4:46 PM Mar 25th via web in reply to Sykkea
Going dress shopping today. I want to find something inexpensive that looks good. And then I want to find a pot of gold and ride a unicorn.
10:35 AM Mar 25th via web
There is nothing to be gained, and nothing to be lost - only life to be lived.
4:31 PM Mar 24th via web
I stll can't believe this is the final season of LOST. What am I suppose to do afterwords? I must find my own island.
3:14 PM Mar 24th via web
Life is at peace with myself.
9:02 AM Mar 24th via web
drakkardnoir Life is like a confused teacher...first she gives the test and then teaches the lesson
2:52 AM Mar 22nd via web
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(Office) The Lost and Found Box is lost.
3:19 PM Mar 23rd via web
rustyrockets Dear Mum, sorry I've not called, prison not going well. Gaga always on the phone. Send cigarettes she won't let anyone smoke her glasses.
10:58 PM Mar 14th via web
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@Sykkea Yah, but Ryan and Simon are having an affair, which Simon wants to make public to keep Ryan to himself. That's why there's tension.
1:46 PM Mar 23rd via web in reply to Sykkea
Why are they playing the soundtrack to Pure Moods on the Goo Goo Doll UStream Live? (Because they have good taste in music)
1:14 PM Mar 23rd via web
Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest should seek couples therapy. Their disfunctional realtionship is distracting me from Ellen.
10:43 AM Mar 23rd via web
(Supernatural) Dean's a short bus. I just got it.
1:49 PM Mar 22nd via web
Watching Supernatural season 3. Dean can;t even fix a car without mentioning his untimely demise.
6:46 PM Mar 21st via web
If Snorks can snorkel, can Smurfs go smurfing?
10:32 AM Mar 21st via web
joshgroban I'm not sure I'll ever be "cool", but I will always tirelessly strive to be "great".
5:23 PM Mar 20th via web
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Saw Alice in Wonderland and it was WONDERful.
6:24 PM Mar 20th via web
http://twitpic.com/19to8g - Psychedelic Happy Pets on Facebook? Someone was on something when they came up with this . . .
12:02 PM Mar 20th via TwitPic
going to see Alice in Wonderland today.
11:38 AM Mar 20th via web
johncmayer I'm doing my best! Jeez. RT @katiepotaty Shady guy singing Your Body is a Wonderland at a karaoke bar in Seattle as I write this.
12:57 AM Mar 20th via web
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Fortune Cookie: "To waste time thinking about what you don't have is to waste what you do have". Who knew desert could be so wise?
4:36 PM Mar 19th via web
This is my 430th Tweet. What should i do for my 500th anniversary tweet?
4:05 PM Mar 19th via web
Spring Break. Freedom for a week. Than back to school. Breaks shoud be a month long - not a week long. This is more like a Spring Pause.
9:35 AM Mar 19th via web
A Great Website of a Graphic Designer: www.frankchimero.com
6:59 PM Mar 18th via web
fchimero How to sell stuff to guys: Make a television commercial that makes fun of froofy coffee beverages. The end.
12:39 PM Mar 18th via Twitter for iPhone
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http://artproject.scu.edu/winter2010/jessicap/jessicap/bluswanhome.html (I officially have my own art website!!!)
1:16 PM Mar 18th via web
I think my cat was getting jealous of me playing with my virtual pets on Facebook because he hopped in my lap and decided to watch me play.
7:22 AM Mar 18th via web
johncmayer It's an odd thing, getting stuck in your own post-show traffic. It's so "boo" yet so "yay."
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StephenAtHome the constitution says each citizen must be counted every ten years. so nine-year-olds who weren't counted last time: you're lawbreakers
9:43 PM Mar 17th via web
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StephenAtHome the census rules ask you to fill it out in blue or black pen. interesting that they don't allow white pen
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@Sykkea She must be a muggle.
6:16 PM Mar 17th via web in reply to Sykkea
http://twitpic.com/197hca - Finished last minute for final yesterday. 9 hours of intense labor.
3:11 PM Mar 17th via TwitPic
(Lost) Sawyer watches Little House on the Prarie! I love that show! I wonder if he watches Golden Girls . . .
2:16 PM Mar 17th via web
(Lost) I think the music for last episode was strangely reminiscent of Jaws. Especially when Sawyer was walking to the submarine.
2:12 PM Mar 17th via web
(Lost) How do you kill a smoke-monster? Sam and Dean should look into this.
2:10 PM Mar 17th via web
(Lost) I think House should do a case study on Sawyer.
2:10 PM Mar 17th via web
(Lost) Kate looks at Claire. "Well ummm . . . that's a nice baby you have there."
2:09 PM Mar 17th via web
(Lost) Swayer sees Kate. Thinks: Dang it! I thought it was Jack's turn to babysit her.
2:09 PM Mar 17th via web
Presentation today . . . I'd rather give it in Spanish.
7:14 AM Mar 17th via web
@Sykkea YUSSSS
7:11 PM Mar 16th via web in reply to Sykkea
2 days of finals left. Will Jessica survive? Will she conquer her presentations? Will she trip on her way to class? Stay tuned for details.
7:10 PM Mar 16th via web
Delete . I just want to watch some LOST. Or Supernatural.
6:50 PM Mar 16th via web
I ate 5 chocolate chip cookies this morning and three chocolate mint girl scout cookies 20 minutes ago. Help me.
5:26 PM Mar 15th via web
@Sykkea I have about 20 boxes of girl scout cookies if you want . . . someone should take them before I consume them all.
5:26 PM Mar 15th via web in reply to Sykkea
It's hip to be hippie.
4:38 PM Mar 15th via web
johncmayer Whenever they say it can't be done, remind them that they make a jellybean that tastes exactly like popcorn.
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Current score: 15 following, 17 followers - an all time high!
5:14 PM Mar 14th via web
Poor Woody Harrelson. He survived all those zombies in "Zombieland" only to be killed in "2012" - a year that hasn't even happened yet.
1:12 PM Mar 14th via web
Saw "Where the Wild Things Are". My sister said the movie didn't do the book justice, and I was like really, all 7 pages huh?
1:06 PM Mar 14th via web
Katie Perry "Hot and Cold" song stuck in my head. Songs tend to get stuck in my head as often as a girl changes clothes.
3:15 PM Mar 13th via web
http://twitpic.com/186lyc - Christmas and Thanksgiving and St. Patricks Day. I think the bunnies count as Easter too . . .
3:23 PM Mar 12th via TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/186lts - My farm is like Disneyland, but with less mice.
3:22 PM Mar 12th via TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/186lqg - Welcome to my Farm. It's modelled after Disneyland. This is the "Aladdin" section.
3:21 PM Mar 12th via TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/186llc - Then it got complicated . . .
3:21 PM Mar 12th via TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/186liw - Oh how humble my Farmville started off to be.
3:20 PM Mar 12th via TwitPic
I feel like Shmeagle when the precioussss abandoned him in the cave. I have my phone back now, and I'm gonna watch it closely from now on.
2:44 PM Mar 12th via web
Got my cell phone back. It ditched me at the doctor's office last week, but a nurse called and I have it now.
2:44 PM Mar 12th via web
spanish speech hoy. estoy nervoiasa.
8:49 AM Mar 12th via web
@Sykkea True story.
1:32 PM Mar 11th via web in reply to Sykkea
(Lost) The wisdom of Hurley: "Cheesecarrots."
12:49 PM Mar 11th via web
(Lost) Ben's like: "I need to remember to kill less people. I keep forgetting they come back to haunt me."
12:49 PM Mar 11th via web
(Lost) Jack lites dynamite. Richard: "Do you always start conversations this way?"
12:48 PM Mar 11th via web
(Lost) Locke voted Ben to be principal. Wow. That's forgiveness.
12:47 PM Mar 11th via web
(Lost) "Richard . . . are you a cyborg? A vampire? Zombie . . .?"
12:46 PM Mar 11th via web
(Lost) "That's Dr. Linus to you!"
12:45 PM Mar 11th via web
Missed some questions on a test yesterday. In my defense 2 of the questions were: What is ligature and What is another word for white space?
10:31 AM Mar 11th via web
This was me this morning: "Hey is the sun up . . . What?! It's 2 in the morning! Crap . . ."
10:07 AM Mar 11th via web
POPTARTS. I just want to see how many people will comment on or start following my tweets based on that word.
5:22 PM Mar 10th via web
@Sarah88w it's ok, i have finals next week then i won;t have to worry about giving speeches for a while. How goes life in Arkansas?
5:20 PM Mar 10th via web in reply to Sarah88w
Good morning glory :)
7:58 AM Mar 10th via web
I walk away for 2 hours and everyone decides to tweet 20 times simultaneously. Synchronized tweeting. -Yes I consluted Google for spell chck
5:35 PM Mar 9th via web
Spansh speech on Friday. Have to give a 5-10 minute presentation. Guess what language it's in.
10:03 AM Mar 9th via web
@Sarah88w Went to the doctor because someone told me there were pills that could possibly help balance the problem. Turns out not so much.
10:02 AM Mar 9th via web in reply to Sarah88w
@Sykkea Hey Mag, did you see Inglorious Basterds? http://ffffound.com/image/55125ac5941865992ba24a205dabb2f6b277a081
6:54 PM Mar 8th via web in reply to Sykkea
Live outside the box.
8:05 AM Mar 8th via web
I miss "Wishbone", He was such a cute/well-educated dog.
2:37 PM Mar 7th via web
"PageMaster" movie - "Neverending Story" meets "Space Jam".
2:37 PM Mar 7th via web
@Sarah88w no medicine can help. i have to take speech therapy. i'll start taking it in the summer. lameness.
12:37 PM Mar 7th via web in reply to Sarah88w
Goofballs of the world Fandango!
12:36 PM Mar 7th via web
"Change the way you see, not the way you look" wisdom from the bumpersticker on the back of the car infront of me.
4:23 PM Mar 6th via web
@Sarah88w apparently it takes me longer than most people to put my thoughts together and respond after being talked to. brain issues.
11:01 AM Mar 6th via web in reply to Sarah88w
@Sarah88w went to the doc because I've been struggling with socializing ever since I was little, and he says i have a sort of social disorder
11:00 AM Mar 6th via web in reply to Sarah88w
Just went to the doctor and found out I am socially challenged. Life sucks.
4:29 PM Mar 5th via web
(LOST) Benjamin Linus: "I'm the scariest person I know, but I'm going to walk away from you slowly now, please don't kill me Syid."
12:40 PM Mar 5th via web
(LOST) Syid: "Why didn't you kill me yourself?" Dogen: "The sacred baseball told me not to."
12:38 PM Mar 5th via web
Dogen (temple leader) to Syid on LOST: "Prove your good. Stab the man dressed as Locke."
12:37 PM Mar 5th via web
I mentioned polar bears in reference to LOST and now some person called "ilove_polarbears" is following me. Current score : 15 following. :)
7:49 AM Mar 5th via web
Remeber the movie "Page Master"? It was like some crazy combination of "Never Ending Story" (which ended by the way) and "Space Jam".
7:48 AM Mar 5th via web
Just watched 5 minutes of Goo Goo Dolls live rehearsal with no audio. The best part is reading all the comments the "goopies" keep making.
1:07 PM Mar 4th via web
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http://twitpic.com/16ktvx - An unethical, but clever, way to get an iPad for $51. (funny pic)
9:22 AM Mar 4th via TwitPic
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10:45 AM Mar 4th via web
Johnrzeznik1 Please don't ask us to play anything off "Jed". Just kidding ... Sort of
1:15 AM Mar 4th via Echofon
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I'm re-addicted to LOST. And consequently polar bears.
5:21 PM Mar 3rd via web
What are Girl Scouts scouting for anyway? Innocent people who aren't prone to eating sugary substances until scouts arrive at their door.
5:20 PM Mar 2nd via web
For lunch I ate a grilled cheese sandwich and about 24 chocolate mint girl scout cookies. A healthy meal by anyone's standards.
5:18 PM Mar 2nd via web
i THINK i HIT THE wRONG BUTTON.
12:10 PM Mar 2nd via web
Jason Mraz hasn't had concerts for a while, but he played two shows February 27th and 28th -which is me and my sister's B-Days. Coincidence?
5:03 PM Mar 1st via web
Today I found out my phrase "plaid is bad" doesn't apply to me when I wear it.
5:00 PM Mar 1st via web
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