May Twitter 2010

July 10,2010 is Quit Facebook Day because that's when they start charging.
1:58 PM May 31st via web

Money saving tips: Take robe - Put on like a strait jacket. You just saved $19.95 (plus shipping and handling) on a new Snuggie.
1:49 PM May 31st via web

Where did Dane Cook go?
1:47 PM May 31st via web

I was in a coffee shop for an hour talking with a friend and now I feel hopped up on caffiene even though I didn't drink anything.
1:47 PM May 31st via web

#4wordsbeforedeath "it's only a fleshwound . . ."
4:36 PM May 30th via web

Alright I found a good one in the barrel, but lost it. Then looked for it again. Couldn't find it to retweet it so just going to rewrite it.
4:36 PM May 30th via web

OmgitsSusy #4wordsbeforedeath I LOST THE GAME...
4:31 PM May 30th via web
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I think I procrastinate because I work better under pressure.
4:28 PM May 30th via web

:) :) :) :) :) Soooo happy.
11:27 AM May 30th via web

Also saw commercials for new 3D computerized movies. I guess it's ok to have a crappy plot for a movie if it's graphically amazing. Owls?
9:49 AM May 30th via web

Saw "How to Train Your Pet Dragon". Now I want one.
9:48 AM May 30th via web

fchimero Is that... is it... could it be... maybe... possibly... do I... see a patch of blue in the sky?
11:30 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
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Both Lost and House showed Vending Machines. Vending Machines are officially cool.
4:23 PM May 27th via web

Someone who speaks French is following me on twitter. Hola!
9:06 AM May 27th via web

So I haven't seen the second half of American Idol this season. Apparently the finale is tonight. Congrats Christine Bowersox!
5:30 PM May 26th via web

RobThomasFacts Also confirmed: @thisisrobthomas will be on Dancing With The Stars next season. He will dance alone and power-tap dance on Bruno's face.
7:53 AM May 26th via web
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"I don't believe in a lot of things, but I do believe in duct tape"
5:58 PM May 25th via web

No sentence ever ends well when it begins: "When I was in high school . . ."
6:02 AM May 25th via web

I think it's funny that "The Idiots Guide To . . . " is called "Wikipedia" online.
5:08 PM May 24th via web

h0sepipe RT @RickAfterDark: I'll leave it at this: I realize why some might disagree, but I thought it was touching, devastating & brilliant. #LOST
10:36 PM May 23rd via Swift
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fchimero The LOST finale is like losing your virginity. You know you're going to be disappointed, but you go through with it so life can move on.
3:50 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
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MKupperman Watching the final Lost tonight with some die-hard fans. Never seen it before, hope they won't mind my questions.
10:41 AM May 23rd via web
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RobThomasFacts Tonight on Lost, you'll all discover that @thisisrobthomas is a land monster and will blow up the island with a stick of Doublemint Gum.
2:16 PM May 23rd via web
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Got 68 donations of products to the EHC today. Yus!
3:09 PM May 23rd via web

katyperry Eat your spinach young man! -adopted mother RT @justinbieber: Fast food always hits the spot.
5:27 AM May 22nd via UberTwitter
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Chris Jordan. His artwork is amazing. http://www.chrisjordan.com/current_set2.php
1:46 PM May 22nd via web

If Facebook charges me to use facebook . . . RIP: Fall 2006- July 10,2010.
7:57 AM May 22nd via web

Going to work on a CSP project with my group. Going hotel to hotel asking for donations of shampoos/ products to give to EHC for homeless.
7:55 AM May 22nd via web

I can survive the end of Lost as long as I can still watch The Office.
3:43 PM May 21st via web

♥ ♥ ♥ (I stole these hearts from Facebook with the magic of copy and paste)
9:09 AM May 21st via web

RobThomasFacts It's officially Friday because @thisisrobthomas said it was.
6:09 AM May 21st via web
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(House) "House I have a case for you." "Beer?" "Amnesia."
5:33 PM May 20th via web

(Lost) Man, Whitmore's running into old friends everywhere he goes . . .
4:43 PM May 20th via web

(Lost) I <3 Richard! and Desmond! and Ben (but only in sideways alternate reality).
4:42 PM May 20th via web

What! Philosophy class cancelled this Friday! Now you're just showing off . . .
10:02 AM May 20th via web

I would like to take a moment to thank the God of Good Times. No 8am business writing classes all of next week. Yus!
10:00 AM May 20th via web

Wow Maggie tweets a lot . . .
6:04 AM May 20th via web

At any given moment there are 50 things I should be doing and one thing I shouldn't currently be doing. Right now it's probably tweeting.
5:36 PM May 19th via web

So many finals coming up . . . Lost's season finale, my finals for classes, and the final classes for college.
8:20 AM May 19th via web

RobThomasFacts In 1992, @thisisrobthomas won a unicycle contest by unicycling from Florida to California with Sally Struthers on his back.
7:05 AM May 18th via web
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Who the hell is tumblr?
5:56 AM May 18th via web

If my cat were a cartoon he would be Simon's cat http://www.simonscat.com/
9:06 AM May 17th via web

Does KFC even know what it stands for anymore?
4:04 PM May 16th via web

@Sykkea sweet!
3:28 PM May 16th via web in reply to Sykkea


Kredible LOVE the Renaissance Faire. It's like The Tudors meets The Biggest Loser.
2:58 PM May 9th via Echofon
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Kredible RT @ericschwartz: In the entertainment world, Justin Bieber is a young Skywalker and Betty White is Yoda.
9:03 AM May 12th via Echofon
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@Sykkea So when are you coming to San Jose? Your dad mentioned something about it.
2:08 PM May 16th via web in reply to Sykkea

(The Office) I would take Dwight's cycling class.
11:01 AM May 16th via web

RobThomasFacts @thisisrotbhomas was the fifth member of The Beatles. He got kicked out for putting Ringo through his drum set.
10:51 AM May 15th via web
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Weekends . . . it's suppose to mean the End of the Week.
7:37 AM May 15th via web

Ha ha, Heroes is ending. I do not regret not watching that show after season 2.
5:42 PM May 14th via web

Was in spanish class earlier and someone said if they could talk to anyone who ever lived it would be Jesus because he walks on water.
1:04 PM May 14th via txt

Arizona also made it illegal to make hybrid-animal hybrids. Sorry Minotaurs and Mermaids . . .
6:54 AM May 14th via web

I'm avoiding Arizona. Any persn can carry a consealed weapon without a license or training . . .
6:52 AM May 14th via web

@h0sepipe That's only because they're re-writing the Bible.Technically it wasn't Adam and Eve . . .cause they also stole concepts frm Egypt.
5:15 PM May 13th via web in reply to h0sepipe


Lost seems less amazing to me now that I know they're just rewriting the Bible. I liked it better when it was about random polar bears.
3:59 PM May 13th via web

Must See Lost.
6:01 AM May 13th via web

h0sepipe The Village wouldn't have been so gay if it weren't for the The Village People giving them a bad rap.
3:33 AM May 13th via web
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Happy Mae Day to u.
9:23 AM May 12th via web

Got sleep. Need Coffee.
9:20 AM May 12th via web

Need sleep.
3:48 PM May 11th via web

mrsarielcarroll You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C.S. Lewis
9:47 AM May 11th via web
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Two days, just 2 days. If I can survive these 2 days I am sort of home free.
5:53 AM May 11th via web

StephenAtHome if america goes the way of greece, we'll be ending all our words with "ous." that's ridiculous! omg, it's already started
8:38 PM May 10th via web
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Thank you Twitter. I've decided Twitter is officially a five minute break in my day to see all the funny things people wrote on the wall.
8:44 AM May 10th via web

Look I'm trending! : Justin Bieber is a trending topic.
6:58 PM May 9th via web

Cats are interesting creatures. They're like miniature lions if you think about it. Shrinky Dink!
5:34 PM May 9th via web

Having familial issues. Senior art show set up though. My art is showing in the gallery all week.
5:10 PM May 9th via web

Mother's Day sucks.
4:09 PM May 9th via web

Feel accomplished. Mother's Day . . . check. Senior Art Show . . . mostly check. Had a good Saturday . . . check.
5:24 PM May 8th via web

Setting up for my senior art show on Wednesday. Hanging the paintings.
7:45 AM May 8th via web

I should work for Halmark.
1:50 PM May 7th via web

Life's a puzzle and you're the piece to my heart.
1:50 PM May 7th via web

StephenAtHome gordon brown is so boring, if he were a spice girl, his name would be "salt"
8:40 PM May 6th via web
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Friday! It's like begginning of a 3 day Vavaction. Unfortuanelty it involves school today and work on Saturday and Sunday. Vacations suck.
9:07 AM May 7th via web

RobThomasFacts I'll be on hiatus for the weekend - everyone enjoy your bad selves. @thisisrobthomas, stay handsome, you sexy beast.
6:39 AM May 7th via web
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Feel sorry for people who havent been watching LOST because "It's a random show that has polar bears on an island where nothing makes sense"
6:18 PM May 6th via web

(Lost) And where's Richard? I keep losing people on LOST. Their either dead or missing. Sometimes both.
6:14 PM May 6th via web

(Lost) Where did Ben go? The second-most-evil person on the island is missing. I miss him.
6:13 PM May 6th via web

(Lost) Syid is dead. Again.
6:12 PM May 6th via web

OH Titanic. I just saw LOST. Frodo and Sam didn't go through that much crap!
6:12 PM May 6th via web

I was making waves for my ocean in flash today. My waves look like blue worms, but together they look like lots of blue worms in an ocean.
3:29 PM May 6th via web

MUST SEE LOST.
5:57 AM May 6th via web

Holy crap it's Cinco de Mayo. Feliz May 5th everyone!
8:42 AM May 5th via web

h0sepipe May the 4th be with you. Everyone. (To the tune of 'God Bless Us' by Tiny Tim.)
8:14 AM May 4th via Swift
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Wow it's only 9:52 A.M. I've been up for a while. Feels like 1:00 in the afternoon.
9:52 AM May 4th via web

Marshmellows suck. More news at 11:00.
5:57 AM May 4th via web

Wow I'm like a speed demon. I missed a week of school and I'm almost caught up on everything.
6:09 PM May 3rd via web

Life is sane again.
8:58 AM May 3rd via web

Flying back to California today. Yus.
6:46 AM May 2nd via web

I want to see the Goos at the Mountain Winery in June : )
8:29 AM May 1st via web

Storm has subsided. Now it's just gray and cloudy. Normally it would be freezing, bu thanks to the South, it's warm and humid,& Deep Fried.
7:49 AM May 1st via web