September Twitter . . . The Saga Continues to Continue
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Jessica88music
If zombies attack I'm moving to Hawaii. Zombies can't fly airplanes.
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Jessica88music
I think I'm going to get my sister and her husband matching Snuggies for Christmas. Call it a "Start Your Own Cult" kit.
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googoodolls Goo Goo Dolls
by Jessica88music
Happy Birthday, Robby!
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
Still irritated Deathly Hallows is in 3D. Really? You want Harry's "wand" to come out at you? Damn fangirl-targeted marketing ploys.
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Jessica88music
I wish I had a pet chinchilla named Chia. Or a chia pet named Chinchilla.
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
My #octoberwish is the same as every other month: WORLD FUCKING DOMINATION. That & to meet Robert Downey Jr. He seems lovely.
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Jessica88music
I have officially accepted new Twitter, it's just annoying that it takes so long to load.
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Jessica88music
No me gusta el nuevo Twitter . . .
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Jessica88music
There's a Heroes marathon on today. Remember when that show use to be good?
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Jessica88music
Oh no . . . Gummy bears . . .
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Jessica88music
http://twitpic.com/2sn9xw
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
The guy who invented segway's was killed by a segway. I hope the guy who invented snuggies is the next to be killed by his stupid fad.
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Jessica88music - Pics from the past, specifically my old room.
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Jessica88music
http://twitpic.com/2smhlr
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Jessica88music
http://twitpic.com/2smhfw
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Jessica88music
@ @CarnivrusQcumbr What's with your profile picture? You're a cucumber not an egg. (And everyone knows your Really a squirrel . . .)
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Jessica88music
I think my leg needs an espresso because it's falling asleep on me.
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Jessica88music
The vacuum sucks, mostly because it wont suck.
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Jessica88music
RT I would like to order lady gagas meat dress at a restaurant medium rare.
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Jessica88music
They had a dog surfing contest in CA. Or as sharks like to call it Thanksgiving. - SNL
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Jessica88music
@ @Sykkea Yah it's pretty much mashed potatoes and apple sauce. Maybe mac and cheese. Hope your mouth feels better.
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Jessica88music
@ @CarnivrusQcumbr You make it really hard to associate with you and acknowledge your relatedness to me with a Twitter name like that.
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beingtricia Tricia Huffman
by Jessica88music
DR QOTD What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Jessica88music
http://twitpic.com/2rxg2v
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Jessica88music
... and the word "touchdown". Wipe her paws when she comes in. Say PAWS and she will give them to you. She likes small ice cubes. Crazy Dog.
25 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
Jessica88music
My instructions for taking care of Riley the dog: Fill bowl with food and check water. Se doesn't like blow dryers, phones ringing, vacuums,
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Rally4Sanity The Daily Show
by Jessica88music
Colbert testifies before congress... very comforting. Who could be scared in a world this surreal?
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Jessica88music
Hey look they managed to spell Forrest Gump right this time. Good job Twitter.
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danecook Dane Cook
by Jessica88music
You can't RT the past.
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Jessica88music
Stephen Colbert rocks! Just read what he's been up to at Congress.
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
There’s no good emoticon for testifying before Congress. This’ll have to do: [8^($) The $ represents the value of the truth I’ll be spewing.
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Jessica88music
@ @Sykkea Ouches. I got my wisdom teeth out when I was 17. My cheeks swelled and I looked like a chipmunk for 3 days. Good Luck. Feel Better.
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Jessica88music
@ @Sykkea What happened?
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Jessica88music
It was scientifically concluded that gummy bears become enlarged and more jellified when exposed to water. http://twitpic.com/2r9mhx
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Jessica88music
We were bored in July at Tahoe with the fam, so my sister and I decided to do experiments on gummy bears. http://twitpic.com/2r9lzs
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ThisIsRobThomas Rob Thomas
by Jessica88music
Florida Overturns Gay Adoption Ban http://huff.to/aTxr0r via @huffingtonpost good news!
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Jessica88music
@ @TheTwelve Thanks!
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Jessica88music
Some of my greatest works of art were not created in art class. Chemistry and Economics were great inspirations for sketches on notepaper.
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Jessica88music
My sister and I agree that our mocha frappuccinos have an aftertaste of nail polish. I'd assume that to be the caffeine, but it is McD's...
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Jessica88music
What to dip my apple dippers in? Hello mocha frapp! Try to make me eat healthy . . .
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Jessica88music
http://twitpic.com/2qntoy
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Jessica88music
If I wanted to eat healthy right now I'd be at Togos. I want tastey!
21 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
Jessica88music
They shrank my happy meal french fries and have me apples. Damn it.
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Jessica88music
What the McHell?
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
I wish that when you block annoying people for spam, twitter birds would drop an actual whale on them. Can #newtwitter add that feature?
20 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
DRUNKHULK DRUNK HULK
by Jessica88music
WITH BAD ECONOMY! DRUNK HULK GLAD WENT COLLEGE! DEGREE NO GOOD! BUT ALL RAMEN NOODLE EATING PRACTICE SURE HANDY NOW!
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Jessica88music
Normally I Hate Mondays, but I'm pretty sure that's why God invented House.
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Jessica88music
I hate when they give great books covers that look like wallpaper.
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Jessica88music
"Procrastinate Now, Don't Put It Off" ~ Ellen Degeneres
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rustyrockets Russell Brand
by Jessica88music
Thanks for your sweet messages of support. After the tips I picked up in chokey I'm an infinitely more proficient criminal.
19 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Jessica88music
Holy Crap! I swear I just saw Steve Wozniak riding a segway down the hill. No Lies.
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Jessica88music
Went to the park and saw a very confused tree with carved tatoos. It had KKK, a peace sign, a swastika, and a smiley face.
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Jessica88music
My Furby has been in a catatonic state for 5 years. I'd wake him up, but I'm afraid to since he's possessed by Satan and everything . . .
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
#vampirediaries is trending. Dear diary, Today, I was still dead & teen girls found that attractive for some reason. *sparkle sparkle* -Vamp
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Jessica88music
Rally To Restore Sanity 10/30/10. Thank you Jon Stewart. It was needed.
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TrevorProject The Trevor Project
by Jessica88music
"You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are who you are." -John Lennon
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Jessica88music
Heks yes! Monsters always win! @Sykkea KEVIN'S A GIRL?!
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
'Twilight is better than Harry Potter' #reallymeans 'I can only read at a third-grade level'.
16 Sep
Johnrzeznik1 John rzeznik
by Jessica88music
I think the clown outshines us http://twitpic.com/2oz674
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Jessica88music
Someone should write a book called "The Professional Guide to Being an Amateur".
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Jessica88music
Had a new friends request on myspace. Great, now who's stalking me?
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RobThomasFacts Rob Thomas Facts
by Jessica88music
Fact - @thisisrobthomas is running for President in 2012. His VP running mate is Soundwave from Transformers.
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Jessica88music
"Which is it PETA, delicious food or vegan food? It can't be both." -Colbert
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docpemberton Doc Pemberton
by Jessica88music
I’d like to raise a glass (of Coke) to all those who love and drink my invention. #youdeserveashoutout
15 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
Oops! I always thought PETA stood for Please Eat This Animal.
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Jessica88music
I Want To Believe this poster. http://twitpic.com/2oouid
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Jessica88music
Yah, guess who just designed this :) http://twitpic.com/2ohv64
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RobThomasFacts Rob Thomas Facts
by Jessica88music
Fact - when Twitter says a "new experience is coming", they're really just setting all of your backgrounds to a picture of @thisisrobthomas.
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Jessica88music
My sister has just complicated making a stew. The process that involves dumping veggies and meat in a tub to stew, just got complicated.
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Jessica88music
I like how I can tell what movie is playing on T.V. because twitter trends it. Apparently #StuartLittle is on.
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Jessica88music
http://www.envipco.com/ Green technology is awesome.
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Jessica88music
There's a company called Envipco that makes reverse vending machines where you feed it empty cans and it gives you change back for recycling
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
Dear Taylor Swift. He stole your microphone. It's been a year. Get over it. It's not like he broke up with you on the phone or something...
12 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
#Letshaveatoast to opinions & the fact that we can all have one. I mean, most people's are stupid, but cheers to their freedom to be wrong!
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
Kanye'll be on his best behavior at the VMAs so some other ass has to step up & best him. My money is on Ke$ha punching Bieber in the face.
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Jessica88music
Bringing balance to the force like Luke did since 1988.
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Jessica88music
@jason_mraz says there's a place called San Disco, Rageafornia. I live in Cali, but I don't know where it is. Must consult google maps . . .
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anyamarina Anya Marina
by Jessica88music
"sometimes i wonder if she just planted us to watch us die" (tweets of my herb garden)
12 Sep
Jessica88music
Fortune cookie said "You will have many friends when you need them" Tried to show it to my friends, but none were around. #FortuneCookiesLie
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Jessica88music
The Jonas Brothers are always matchy-matchy. I don't think Destiny had one Child, I think she had triplets. #90sReference
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ItsThingsInLife Mariana✔
by Jessica88music
If you used to watch Ed, Edd n Eddy,Dexter's Lab, Cow & Chicken, Powerpuff Girls, Johny Bravo,Pokemon you're a 90's kid #ItsThingsInLife
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Jessica88music
Classic = Maverick
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' was declared unconstitutional. I bet Dumbledore's pleased. With him it was more 'Don't ask, it's obvious.'
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
It took Harry Potter seven, extremely long, books to get the bad guy. It only takes Scooby Doo 25 minutes.
10 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
#dontyoujusthateitwhen people use religion to justify their own insanity. I was with you until the whole owl thing http://twitpic.com/2n3tlr
10 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
danecook Dane Cook
by Jessica88music
When someone tells you to sacrifice during a relationship that doesn't mean throw the other person in a volcano.
9 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
danecook Dane Cook
by Jessica88music
A true friend retweets you even when it's not retweetworthy. #modernfriendship
9 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
While Scooby Doo & Shaggy were eating & Velma was failing at life; Fred and Daphne were definitely hooking up. Let's be real.
10 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
JonMarro Jon Marro
by Jessica88music
Q: What did the suspenders say to the pants? A: 'Sup britches?!?!
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Jessica88music
My cat has trouble with weight so I feed him a pill so he doesn't weigh as much as Casper. But he won't take the pill. Fine be anorexic.
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
By hook or by crook, I pledge to stop beginning sentences with outdated idioms that nobody understands.
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ConanOBrien Conan O'Brien
by Jessica88music
Gaga just did a Vogue photoshoot wearing only raw meat. When she does it, it's art - when I do it, it's "Daddy, you ruined another BBQ."
7 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Johnrzeznik1 John rzeznik
by Jessica88music
We have no life without you I am eternally grateful to you It gives me comfort to know someone understands what I'm saying.
7 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Johnrzeznik1 John rzeznik
by Jessica88music
It's not about to be threatened by an off handed comment from someone who sits on the sideline and scrutinizes the WORK of creative people
7 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Jessica88music
Creepy guys are always known for lurking around bars, but you never hear about them being at cafes. I guess creepsters don't like coffee.
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Jessica88music
Be jealous.
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Jessica88music
http://twitpic.com/2ma62f
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Jessica88music
http://twitpic.com/2ma5vx
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Kredible Justin Willman
by Jessica88music
Nice to see airport security finally cracking down on the snow globe epidemic. http://twitpic.com/2m0ven
6 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Jessica88music
I'm stealing the ♥ from "J♥nas" and putting it towards something useful. I ♥ bands that play good music.
6 Sep
Jessica88music
Part of me wishs that I worked at The Office. Then I worry Dwight would do something to make me regret thinking that.
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Jessica88music
Just watched an Office marathon. Hecks yes!
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Jessica88music
#Ihateitwhenicantreadthetrendingtopicsbecausetheyhavetoomanywordsrunningtogether
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
That'd be great. PS. Your hate tweet just #failed. RT @BabyChick96 Immature nobodies like @Lord_Voldemort7 make me wanna hate HarryPotter
4 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
#goblue? What the hell? Apparently twitter supports colors now. I hope shapes trend next. #yaytriangles
4 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
#5millionbeliebers sounds like a threat. There are 6 billion people on Earth so #5995millionwantbelieberstoshutthehellup. Perspective.
4 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Jessica88music
Well if there can be emo-emoticons I suppose the can be emo happy faces. http://twitpic.com/2l916g
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
Kanye apologized to Taylor. Nothing says 'I'm genuinely sorry' like three words tweeted a year late & the same weekend as the VMAs!
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Jessica88music
Normally people tweet too much on here. I retweet too much.
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
Bulgaria is trending. Oh great, did Viktor Krum turn into a vampire too?
3 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Jessica88music
http://twitpic.com/2kx4gm - My new mini diploma! Compliments of the college I graduated from.
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Jessica88music
http://twitpic.com/2kx4gm
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Jessica88music
@ @Sykkea Maggie! How do I get pics I send from my phone to show up on my twit page?
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danecook Dane Cook
by Jessica88music
I don't look b4 I leap. As I'm mid leap I rapidly look around & prepare myself 4 what I'm about to land in. Certified leaper here.
3 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Jessica88music
Twitter isnt receiving the pics i send. Crap.
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
#nickjonaslive is a TT. Are fans telling him to live? Is this like when they told Bieber to wakeup? Does twitter have that power? #Harrydie
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
Seriously, Alejandro, I think Gaga's made it pretty clear that #thisrelationshipisover. Stop calling her damn name.
1 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
danecook Dane Cook
by Jessica88music
Dancing with the Stars should call itself Dancing With The People You Kinda Know From Somewhere But Don't Really Care Anyways.
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danecook Dane Cook
by Jessica88music
bankruptcy must suck but sexruptcy is humiliating & deathruptcy is just devestating
1 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
#blackandyellow are the colors of Hufflepuff House whose only claim to fame was Cedric Diggory. Therefore, they are the colors of shame.
1 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
Nobody puts Stephen in a corner. Because that's where I keep all my outdated movie references.
1 Sep
Jessica88music
If zombies attack I'm moving to Hawaii. Zombies can't fly airplanes.
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Jessica88music
I think I'm going to get my sister and her husband matching Snuggies for Christmas. Call it a "Start Your Own Cult" kit.
30 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
googoodolls Goo Goo Dolls
by Jessica88music
Happy Birthday, Robby!
30 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
Still irritated Deathly Hallows is in 3D. Really? You want Harry's "wand" to come out at you? Damn fangirl-targeted marketing ploys.
29 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Jessica88music
I wish I had a pet chinchilla named Chia. Or a chia pet named Chinchilla.
30 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
My #octoberwish is the same as every other month: WORLD FUCKING DOMINATION. That & to meet Robert Downey Jr. He seems lovely.
29 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Jessica88music
I have officially accepted new Twitter, it's just annoying that it takes so long to load.
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Jessica88music
No me gusta el nuevo Twitter . . .
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Jessica88music
There's a Heroes marathon on today. Remember when that show use to be good?
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Jessica88music
Oh no . . . Gummy bears . . .
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Jessica88music
http://twitpic.com/2sn9xw
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
The guy who invented segway's was killed by a segway. I hope the guy who invented snuggies is the next to be killed by his stupid fad.
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Jessica88music - Pics from the past, specifically my old room.
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Jessica88music
http://twitpic.com/2smhlr
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Jessica88music
http://twitpic.com/2smhfw
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Jessica88music
@ @CarnivrusQcumbr What's with your profile picture? You're a cucumber not an egg. (And everyone knows your Really a squirrel . . .)
27 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
Jessica88music
I think my leg needs an espresso because it's falling asleep on me.
27 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
Jessica88music
The vacuum sucks, mostly because it wont suck.
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Jessica88music
RT I would like to order lady gagas meat dress at a restaurant medium rare.
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Jessica88music
They had a dog surfing contest in CA. Or as sharks like to call it Thanksgiving. - SNL
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Jessica88music
@ @Sykkea Yah it's pretty much mashed potatoes and apple sauce. Maybe mac and cheese. Hope your mouth feels better.
25 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
Jessica88music
@ @CarnivrusQcumbr You make it really hard to associate with you and acknowledge your relatedness to me with a Twitter name like that.
25 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
beingtricia Tricia Huffman
by Jessica88music
DR QOTD What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
25 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Jessica88music
http://twitpic.com/2rxg2v
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Jessica88music
... and the word "touchdown". Wipe her paws when she comes in. Say PAWS and she will give them to you. She likes small ice cubes. Crazy Dog.
25 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
Jessica88music
My instructions for taking care of Riley the dog: Fill bowl with food and check water. Se doesn't like blow dryers, phones ringing, vacuums,
25 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
Rally4Sanity The Daily Show
by Jessica88music
Colbert testifies before congress... very comforting. Who could be scared in a world this surreal?
24 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Jessica88music
Hey look they managed to spell Forrest Gump right this time. Good job Twitter.
24 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
danecook Dane Cook
by Jessica88music
You can't RT the past.
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Jessica88music
Stephen Colbert rocks! Just read what he's been up to at Congress.
24 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
There’s no good emoticon for testifying before Congress. This’ll have to do: [8^($) The $ represents the value of the truth I’ll be spewing.
24 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Jessica88music
@ @Sykkea Ouches. I got my wisdom teeth out when I was 17. My cheeks swelled and I looked like a chipmunk for 3 days. Good Luck. Feel Better.
23 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
Jessica88music
@ @Sykkea What happened?
23 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
Jessica88music
It was scientifically concluded that gummy bears become enlarged and more jellified when exposed to water. http://twitpic.com/2r9mhx
23 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
Jessica88music
We were bored in July at Tahoe with the fam, so my sister and I decided to do experiments on gummy bears. http://twitpic.com/2r9lzs
23 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
ThisIsRobThomas Rob Thomas
by Jessica88music
Florida Overturns Gay Adoption Ban http://huff.to/aTxr0r via @huffingtonpost good news!
22 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Jessica88music
@ @TheTwelve Thanks!
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Jessica88music
Some of my greatest works of art were not created in art class. Chemistry and Economics were great inspirations for sketches on notepaper.
21 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
Jessica88music
My sister and I agree that our mocha frappuccinos have an aftertaste of nail polish. I'd assume that to be the caffeine, but it is McD's...
21 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
Jessica88music
What to dip my apple dippers in? Hello mocha frapp! Try to make me eat healthy . . .
21 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
Jessica88music
http://twitpic.com/2qntoy
21 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
Jessica88music
If I wanted to eat healthy right now I'd be at Togos. I want tastey!
21 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
Jessica88music
They shrank my happy meal french fries and have me apples. Damn it.
21 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
Jessica88music
What the McHell?
21 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
I wish that when you block annoying people for spam, twitter birds would drop an actual whale on them. Can #newtwitter add that feature?
20 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
DRUNKHULK DRUNK HULK
by Jessica88music
WITH BAD ECONOMY! DRUNK HULK GLAD WENT COLLEGE! DEGREE NO GOOD! BUT ALL RAMEN NOODLE EATING PRACTICE SURE HANDY NOW!
21 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Jessica88music
Normally I Hate Mondays, but I'm pretty sure that's why God invented House.
20 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
Jessica88music
I hate when they give great books covers that look like wallpaper.
20 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
Jessica88music
"Procrastinate Now, Don't Put It Off" ~ Ellen Degeneres
20 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
rustyrockets Russell Brand
by Jessica88music
Thanks for your sweet messages of support. After the tips I picked up in chokey I'm an infinitely more proficient criminal.
19 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Jessica88music
Holy Crap! I swear I just saw Steve Wozniak riding a segway down the hill. No Lies.
19 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
Jessica88music
Went to the park and saw a very confused tree with carved tatoos. It had KKK, a peace sign, a swastika, and a smiley face.
18 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
Jessica88music
My Furby has been in a catatonic state for 5 years. I'd wake him up, but I'm afraid to since he's possessed by Satan and everything . . .
17 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
#vampirediaries is trending. Dear diary, Today, I was still dead & teen girls found that attractive for some reason. *sparkle sparkle* -Vamp
16 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Jessica88music
Rally To Restore Sanity 10/30/10. Thank you Jon Stewart. It was needed.
17 Sep Favorite Reply Delete »
TrevorProject The Trevor Project
by Jessica88music
"You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are who you are." -John Lennon
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Heks yes! Monsters always win! @Sykkea KEVIN'S A GIRL?!
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
'Twilight is better than Harry Potter' #reallymeans 'I can only read at a third-grade level'.
16 Sep
Johnrzeznik1 John rzeznik
by Jessica88music
I think the clown outshines us http://twitpic.com/2oz674
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Someone should write a book called "The Professional Guide to Being an Amateur".
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Had a new friends request on myspace. Great, now who's stalking me?
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RobThomasFacts Rob Thomas Facts
by Jessica88music
Fact - @thisisrobthomas is running for President in 2012. His VP running mate is Soundwave from Transformers.
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"Which is it PETA, delicious food or vegan food? It can't be both." -Colbert
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docpemberton Doc Pemberton
by Jessica88music
I’d like to raise a glass (of Coke) to all those who love and drink my invention. #youdeserveashoutout
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
Oops! I always thought PETA stood for Please Eat This Animal.
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I Want To Believe this poster. http://twitpic.com/2oouid
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Yah, guess who just designed this :) http://twitpic.com/2ohv64
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RobThomasFacts Rob Thomas Facts
by Jessica88music
Fact - when Twitter says a "new experience is coming", they're really just setting all of your backgrounds to a picture of @thisisrobthomas.
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My sister has just complicated making a stew. The process that involves dumping veggies and meat in a tub to stew, just got complicated.
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I like how I can tell what movie is playing on T.V. because twitter trends it. Apparently #StuartLittle is on.
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http://www.envipco.com/ Green technology is awesome.
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There's a company called Envipco that makes reverse vending machines where you feed it empty cans and it gives you change back for recycling
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
Dear Taylor Swift. He stole your microphone. It's been a year. Get over it. It's not like he broke up with you on the phone or something...
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
#Letshaveatoast to opinions & the fact that we can all have one. I mean, most people's are stupid, but cheers to their freedom to be wrong!
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
Kanye'll be on his best behavior at the VMAs so some other ass has to step up & best him. My money is on Ke$ha punching Bieber in the face.
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Bringing balance to the force like Luke did since 1988.
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@jason_mraz says there's a place called San Disco, Rageafornia. I live in Cali, but I don't know where it is. Must consult google maps . . .
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anyamarina Anya Marina
by Jessica88music
"sometimes i wonder if she just planted us to watch us die" (tweets of my herb garden)
12 Sep
Jessica88music
Fortune cookie said "You will have many friends when you need them" Tried to show it to my friends, but none were around. #FortuneCookiesLie
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The Jonas Brothers are always matchy-matchy. I don't think Destiny had one Child, I think she had triplets. #90sReference
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ItsThingsInLife Mariana✔
by Jessica88music
If you used to watch Ed, Edd n Eddy,Dexter's Lab, Cow & Chicken, Powerpuff Girls, Johny Bravo,Pokemon you're a 90's kid #ItsThingsInLife
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Classic = Maverick
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' was declared unconstitutional. I bet Dumbledore's pleased. With him it was more 'Don't ask, it's obvious.'
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
It took Harry Potter seven, extremely long, books to get the bad guy. It only takes Scooby Doo 25 minutes.
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
#dontyoujusthateitwhen people use religion to justify their own insanity. I was with you until the whole owl thing http://twitpic.com/2n3tlr
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danecook Dane Cook
by Jessica88music
When someone tells you to sacrifice during a relationship that doesn't mean throw the other person in a volcano.
9 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
danecook Dane Cook
by Jessica88music
A true friend retweets you even when it's not retweetworthy. #modernfriendship
9 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
While Scooby Doo & Shaggy were eating & Velma was failing at life; Fred and Daphne were definitely hooking up. Let's be real.
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JonMarro Jon Marro
by Jessica88music
Q: What did the suspenders say to the pants? A: 'Sup britches?!?!
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My cat has trouble with weight so I feed him a pill so he doesn't weigh as much as Casper. But he won't take the pill. Fine be anorexic.
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
By hook or by crook, I pledge to stop beginning sentences with outdated idioms that nobody understands.
8 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
ConanOBrien Conan O'Brien
by Jessica88music
Gaga just did a Vogue photoshoot wearing only raw meat. When she does it, it's art - when I do it, it's "Daddy, you ruined another BBQ."
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Johnrzeznik1 John rzeznik
by Jessica88music
We have no life without you I am eternally grateful to you It gives me comfort to know someone understands what I'm saying.
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Johnrzeznik1 John rzeznik
by Jessica88music
It's not about to be threatened by an off handed comment from someone who sits on the sideline and scrutinizes the WORK of creative people
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Creepy guys are always known for lurking around bars, but you never hear about them being at cafes. I guess creepsters don't like coffee.
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Be jealous.
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http://twitpic.com/2ma62f
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http://twitpic.com/2ma5vx
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Kredible Justin Willman
by Jessica88music
Nice to see airport security finally cracking down on the snow globe epidemic. http://twitpic.com/2m0ven
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I'm stealing the ♥ from "J♥nas" and putting it towards something useful. I ♥ bands that play good music.
6 Sep
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Part of me wishs that I worked at The Office. Then I worry Dwight would do something to make me regret thinking that.
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Just watched an Office marathon. Hecks yes!
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#Ihateitwhenicantreadthetrendingtopicsbecausetheyhavetoomanywordsrunningtogether
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
That'd be great. PS. Your hate tweet just #failed. RT @BabyChick96 Immature nobodies like @Lord_Voldemort7 make me wanna hate HarryPotter
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
#goblue? What the hell? Apparently twitter supports colors now. I hope shapes trend next. #yaytriangles
4 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
#5millionbeliebers sounds like a threat. There are 6 billion people on Earth so #5995millionwantbelieberstoshutthehellup. Perspective.
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Well if there can be emo-emoticons I suppose the can be emo happy faces. http://twitpic.com/2l916g
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
Kanye apologized to Taylor. Nothing says 'I'm genuinely sorry' like three words tweeted a year late & the same weekend as the VMAs!
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Normally people tweet too much on here. I retweet too much.
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
Bulgaria is trending. Oh great, did Viktor Krum turn into a vampire too?
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http://twitpic.com/2kx4gm - My new mini diploma! Compliments of the college I graduated from.
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http://twitpic.com/2kx4gm
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@ @Sykkea Maggie! How do I get pics I send from my phone to show up on my twit page?
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danecook Dane Cook
by Jessica88music
I don't look b4 I leap. As I'm mid leap I rapidly look around & prepare myself 4 what I'm about to land in. Certified leaper here.
3 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
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Twitter isnt receiving the pics i send. Crap.
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
#nickjonaslive is a TT. Are fans telling him to live? Is this like when they told Bieber to wakeup? Does twitter have that power? #Harrydie
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Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
Seriously, Alejandro, I think Gaga's made it pretty clear that #thisrelationshipisover. Stop calling her damn name.
1 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
danecook Dane Cook
by Jessica88music
Dancing with the Stars should call itself Dancing With The People You Kinda Know From Somewhere But Don't Really Care Anyways.
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danecook Dane Cook
by Jessica88music
bankruptcy must suck but sexruptcy is humiliating & deathruptcy is just devestating
1 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
#blackandyellow are the colors of Hufflepuff House whose only claim to fame was Cedric Diggory. Therefore, they are the colors of shame.
1 Sep Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »
StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
Nobody puts Stephen in a corner. Because that's where I keep all my outdated movie references.
1 Sep
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