August Twitter

August Twitter


Jessica88music
My sister is watching a movie called The Box. Cameron Diaz may die because she pressed a button. I'm "deeply concerned".
31 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
According to the Daily Show it's men wearing speedos. @Sykkea What's a social problem in US Society that i can talk about...
31 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
Bieber wants to do a remake of Grease with Miley. This is a worse than when someone suggested McGonagall & Dumbledore remake Dirty Dancing.
30 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Kredible Justin Willman
by Jessica88music
Poetry... http://tweetphoto.com/42275441
29 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
#somewhereintheworld is Carmen Sandiego. Too bad nobody cares about where her irrelevant ass is anymore. Same goes for you, Waldo.
29 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
#Somewhereintheworld Harry Potter is whining about having to search for horcruxes. STFU Potter! It only takes Dora 25 mins to find things.
30 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
#septemberwish for Buffy to slay Edward. Is that too much to ask?
30 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

sbasilone steve basilone
by Jessica88music
This meter is a little over dramatic. http://twitpic.com/2jh3r4
29 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music Jessica Power
Satan has four legs, gray hair, green eyes, and is nick-named "Kitten".
29 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
#septemberwish is the same as every other month: WORLD FUCKING DOMINATION. That and to meet Robert Downey Jr, he seems lovely.
29 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
Autmn time and the livin' is easier said than done.
28 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
Your spelling definitely isn't. RT @justinbs_girl_ don't hate on Justin cause you are jelous. P.s my grammer is right.
27 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
#thetimehascome for Lindsay Lohan to learn a lesson. Rehab & jail do nothing, force her to watch Herbie Fully Loaded! VIGILANTE JUSTICE!
25 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Lord_Voldemort7 Lord Voldemort
by Jessica88music
#twitterismylife. I just turned it into a horcrux.
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Jessica88music
Burningman is Comic Con for hippies.
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Jessica88music
Saw a woman wearing "trendy sweatpants" with two white paw prints on her butt. I think a lesbian cougar got her.
25 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
There were Avatars long before that movie came out - they were just shorter and called Smurfs.
25 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
I made hot chilli for dinner last night. It was cooler than the temperature outside.
25 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
@Sykkea It's 95 right now. In 2 days it will be 73 degrees. Thanks random heat wave that came without warning. More like a heat hurricane.
24 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

Sykkea Maggie Yokel
by Jessica88music
This is my homeland. Debilitating heat today, mild warmth tomorrow. And then cool the day after that. wtf.
24 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Sykkea Maggie Yokel
by Jessica88music
Just stepped outside. I swear i could HEAR the heat physically hitting me. Good lord.
24 Aug

Jessica88music Jessica Power
The weather is off its meds again and its bipolar.
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Jessica88music
Saw Vampires Suck. There was an entire group of freshman girls that showed up. I assumed most of them to be misinformed fans of Twilight.
23 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

rustyrockets Russell Brand
by Jessica88music
SNORTING! The only thing Ryan puts up his nose is his finger.@katyperry: looks like your snorting me... (@RYANSEACREST)http://bit.ly/9deARB
23 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

h0sepipe Ryan Manning
by Jessica88music
If one more emergency vehicle keeps me from making a green light, they are going to have a few more bodies to claim.
21 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
Going to watch Harry Potter 3 today. Brushing up my memory to be mentally prepped for this November.
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
bed bugs are on the rise, giving way to the new expression: "goodnight. sleep tight. oh my god! they're everywhere! get them off!"
20 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

h0sepipe Ryan Manning
by Jessica88music
I'm surprised '1001 Books To Read Before You Die' doesn't mention itself.
19 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

RobThomasFacts Rob Thomas Facts
by Jessica88music
Fact - it was @thisisrobthomas who called the cops on Snooki for being so damn annoying.
20 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
@ @Sykkea MAGGIE!!! I just accidentally hit caps locks! Anyway you should see this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmwM_AKeMCk
19 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
Willy Wonka needs to do a better job of sorting the bad eggs from the good ones.
19 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

RobThomasFacts Rob Thomas Facts
by Jessica88music
Fact - @thisisrobthomas invented the Oreo cookie, but he damn sure wasn't going to share half of it.
17 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
I wish I had a wishbone to wish for a penny to throw in a well to wish for a dandelion to blow on to wish for a magic lamp . . .
17 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

jason_mraz Jason Mraz
by Jessica88music
Traffic should be spelled a u instead of an i.
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Jessica88music
"A Very Potter Musical" was one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. And now I know how Harry Potter sort of ends.
16 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
Based on Actual Events: Harry Potter the Musical http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmwM_AKeMCk
16 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

fchimero Frank Chimero
by Jessica88music
Going to add a "No Bieber" clause to my contract.
16 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
@ @MrsPhalen88 They're only showing season 5 which I'm caught up on now. I need to see seasons 1-4. The Office is sooo funny.
15 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
Thank you Hulu. I love The Office.
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Jessica88music
Salt was ok, better than I thought. It was one of those is she a spy?, she is a spy, is she a bad spy?, . . .
14 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

OldSpice Old Spice
by Jessica88music
You my friends are winning at life and I salute you with every muscle of my manly body.
13 Aug

Jessica88music
Going to the movies today. Going to see Salt and the Sorcerer's Apprentice because my dad has bad taste in movies.
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Jessica88music
The blonde woman in The Birds purposely got a pet bird in a cage. That's like being in the movie Jaws and buying a pet shark.
13 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
Friday the 13th. Beware of crazy men running around in hockey masks . . . especially if you're in a hockey rink.
13 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

TheEllenShow Ellen DeGeneres
by Jessica88music
My marriage is one of the best things that happened to me. I’m so happy that all loving couples will be able to have the same thing in CA.
12 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

ambikabee ambika noel
by Jessica88music
i'm not entirely sure what @kanyewest says half the time. i think it's the lack of punctuation and the overabundance of TYPING LIKE THIS!!!!
8 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
Just spent 5 hours cleaning. I never want to see scrubbing bubbles again.
7 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

JonMarro Jon Marro
by Jessica88music
electric toothbrushes are like escalators in the fact that even if they "stop working" they still work.
6 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

fchimero Frank Chimero
by Jessica88music
"The new is the good forgotten old." Whoah.
6 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
Thanks Twitter. You amuse me.
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Johnrzeznik1 John rzeznik
by Jessica88music
Prop 8 gets repealed finally sanity returns thank god ( the god that loves all of us ) common decency And human rights win for a change
4 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Johnrzeznik1 John rzeznik
by Jessica88music
Love is love we have no right to legislate love everyone deserves to be happy and secure no one has the right to discriminate against love
4 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

RobThomasFacts Rob Thomas Facts
by Jessica88music
Fact - during hurricanes, @thisisrobthomas likes to go surfing.
5 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
@ @Sykkea That's what happens when you're happy John Locke dies. He will haunt you . . . he is that cool. . .
4 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
Haven't been on Facebook in 2 days. Life is good.
4 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
Monotony is the gateway drug to insanity.
3 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

JimCarrey Jim Carrey
by Jessica88music
Never paint on a surf board! When Great Whites attack restoration can be difficult! 8¥) http://twitpic.com/1rp24x
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Jessica88music
I feel bad for the Beast from Beauty and the Beast. He was cursed for being vain, then transformed. So he was vain, conceded, and ugly.
2 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

RobThomasFacts Rob Thomas Facts
by Jessica88music
Fact - this year, the Discovery Channel has replaced Shark Week with @thisisrobthomas week. Tonight, his reenactment of Jaws.
1 Aug Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
Shark week is trending. Had a dream about great whites last night. I'm being punished for seeing Twilight aren't I? I'm sorry universe.
1 Aug Favorite Reply Delete »

johncmayer John Mayer
by Jessica88music
I just woke up from a dream about drinking water. When you get to live your dreams, your actual dreams are boring as shit.
1 Aug