July Twitter . . . The Saga Continues

July for the Twitchive.


Jessica88music
I was excited to fin out Gump was trending - finally something good. But now that I know why it's trending, I'm not so happy about it.
31 Jul Favorite Reply Delete »

Meza9 Aaron Meza
by Jessica88music
"Forest Gump" is Trending because a Jonas tweeted "I love forest gump." Now an entire generation will be unable to spell the film's title.
31 Jul Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
I saw Eclipse. It was almost as funny as I hoped it would be. 5 mintues in Edward sparkled. Hilarious. But those love scenes killed it. Darn
31 Jul Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
I'd hate to ruin the ending to "The Never Ending Story", but I think I just did.
29 Jul Favorite Reply Delete »

StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
In another dimension is there The Colbdog Report with segments like Tug of My Leash/Wag of My Tail, Who's Not Feeding Me Now, and The Bark?
28 Jul Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Kredible Justin Willman
by Jessica88music
Just spent 30 minutes explaining to my mother what The View is. #someoneshowherhowtousethetelevision
27 Jul Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
They should change it from "hamburger" to "beefburger" unless McDonalds isn't telling me something . . .
27 Jul Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
Curse you Shark Week!!! 365 days in the year and they devote an entire week to tormenting me.
26 Jul Favorite Reply Delete »

h0sepipe Ryan Manning
by Jessica88music
Thank God the new Glenn Beck book is out. I was completely out of doorstops.
26 Jul Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
That should be a bumper sticker.
25 Jul Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
Don't you hate it when you come up with something clever to say and see it 2 seconds later on a bumper sticker.
25 Jul Favorite Reply Delete »

h0sepipe Ryan Manning
by Jessica88music
I'm pretty sure Hell will be just like the Atlanta Airport. Humid, senile, and my luggage will end up somewhere in Purgatory.
from Capitol Hill Area, Nashville
24 Jul Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
I think Nasa is missing a monkey.
22 Jul Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
Beverly Hills mansions are funny with their high walls and gates. Sorry commoners, only people rich enough to afford ladders are welcome.
21 Jul Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
I was at the airport with my aunt and a woman threw her cigarette into the street. My aunt said "Nice place to put your cancer stick".
21 Jul

Jessica88music
Back from Tahoe. It's more like Tanotthatpromiscuous.
20 Jul Favorite Reply Delete »

h0sepipe Ryan Manning
by Jessica88music
Percy Jackson and The Lightning Thief should be renamed Percy Jackson and I Didn't Read The Right Book.
15 Jul Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

helloajello Jackie Ajello
by Jessica88music
Really? The world cup ends and we get TTs like Drink Peanut Butter & Hannah Montana Forever? Twitter, #wewasgooduntil the TTs went downhill
11 Jul Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
This is amazing and worth watching. Must have taken forever to make: http://vimeo.com/13085676
11 Jul Favorite Reply Delete »

johncmayer John Mayer
by Jessica88music
"Move, bitch, get out 'the way!!" How RUDE. What about being polite and saying "excuse me, bitch, but may I get by you?" Manners.
10 Jul Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

johncmayer John Mayer
by Jessica88music
Video: A Very Important Announcement. http://tumblr.com/xlrd3on29
9 Jul Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
July 10th 2010. Will Facebook start charging today? If it does I'm going back to my space to befriend friendster.
10 Jul Favorite Reply Delete »

StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
Please do not let the recent Candwich scandal deter you from investing in MY lucrative venture, the Capri Sundwich.
8 Jul Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
I can't remember which one . . .
9 Jul Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
Friends who saw The Last Air Bender are upset because it was originally called Avatar. Unfortunately some other movie took that name.
9 Jul Favorite Reply

Jessica88music
The livin ain't easy, but life is good.
9 Jul Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
U r welcome.
8 Jul Favorite Reply Delete »

h0sepipe Ryan Manning
by Jessica88music
Just so you know, I check your profile about once a week to see if you retweeted me.


Kredible Justin Willman
by Jessica88music
So hot in NYC!!! I'm sweating like Criss Angel at a metal detector!!!
8 Jul Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
Awesome http://vimeo.com/13085676
8 Jul Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
"Dear Prudence", "I Want To Hold Your Hand" "Because" "I Am the Walrus". ~ Sincerely Coocoocachoo
7 Jul Favorite Reply Delete »

StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
if a book is about noise but you don’t read it, does it make a sound?
6 Jul Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

RobThomasFacts Rob Thomas Facts
by Jessica88music
Every time Youtube lags, @thisisrobthomas is uploading Prince's videos.
6 Jul Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
@ @Sykkea yah I heard he has a new album out. Yus!
6 Jul Favorite Reply Delete »

Kredible Justin Willman
by Jessica88music
RT @Funfacts: In Back to the Future, Doc sets clock in the DeLorean to a day 25 yrs in the future. Today is that day.
5 Jul Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

h0sepipe Ryan Manning
by Jessica88music
Keep a watch for my fireworks. They're in the middle of the street in an unmarked package. They sound like a clock.
4 Jul Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Sykkea Maggie Yokel
by Jessica88music
FUCK. ANGRY BEAVERS ON NETFLIX?! I AM SET FOR LIFE. KFJDSAJFDKSAKJGIRAGB 8D
4 Jul Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
Happy independence Day!!! Hope the aliens don't try to blow up the White House again. We should make sure Will Smith is on call.
4 Jul Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
I'm decoring the house for the 4th of July party today.
4 Jul Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
If I married a man whose named Mr. Truelove would that make him my lastname?
3 Jul Favorite Reply Delete »

h0sepipe Ryan Manning
by Jessica88music
I have hired a Ringwraith to be present at my wedding. Don't even think about stealing my precious.
1 Jul Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

johncmayer John Mayer
by Jessica88music
"see my previous works for my intentions/ I'm still running the game as aforementioned"
1 Jul Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Kredible Justin Willman
by Jessica88music
Just got this Facebook msg? "the zebra screams 2 the full moon at midnight as gregory eshun sneaks out for some fun...touché says the llama"
30 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
Wait never mind. They're only following because I reteeted something Colbert wrote that mentioned a certain product made by a certain comany
1 Jul Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
I left for 2 hours and I gained 2 followers. I should leave more often.
1 Jul