June Twitter

I should update these more often to make life more convenient. stupid new Twitter just made copy/paste harder. Took me 20 minutes to compile. Appreciate.


StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
so nicholas something thinks the internet is doing something like we can't focus or something but whatever. wanna see my new iphone 4?
30 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
My yellow Lance Armstrong band broke. What does that mean???
30 Jun Favorite Reply Delete »

AllisonSimone AllisonSimone
by Jessica88music
Deathly Hallows is still TTing... and Twilight is still... not. My faith in this generation is now restored
30 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
New catch-phrase for the South: "Oh tar balls."
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
hey twitter, why haven’t i been nominated for a prestigious tweetie yet?! i won’t take “there’s no such thing” as an answer.
29 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

RobThomasFacts Rob Thomas Facts
by Jessica88music
@thisisrobthomas shoved a vuvuzela up the collective asses of the World Cup players, thus ending the game & declaring himself the winner.
19 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Kredible Justin Willman
by Jessica88music
Who hates clapping?...by a round of applause.
26 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
You know, twitter wouldn't be over capacity if those tweet birds would stop carrying whales around. Or if people stopped mentioning Bieber.
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h0sepipe Ryan Manning
by Jessica88music
You're looking extremely acute today. (Complementary angles)
28 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
My grandma wants to own a gun. Look out california.
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Jessica88music
Going to visit my mom and se my friend Chelsie!!!
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Jessica88music
Just saw Shutter Island. How is it that I knew the ending to The Sixth Sense before I saw the movie, but not Shutter Island?
26 Jun Favorite Reply Delete »

Sykkea Maggie Yokel
by Jessica88music
I love you Torres, I really do. FAINTING SPANIARDS. http://twitpic.com/1zzj7p
25 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
word is those vuvuzelas can cause hearing damage. good thing you can turn it around and use it as an ear horn.
24 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
"Not the orphans!" Toy Story 3 was awesomazing!
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Jessica88music
Avoid strawberry - scented teddy bears with a limp.
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jemstarmusic ♬ Jemstar - iRAP
by Jessica88music
Dear Twitter #ThouShaltNOT be OVER CAPACITY every 5 seconds.. upgrade the server #imjustsaying
22 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
in honor of oil-soaked birds, 'tweets' are now 'gurgles. http://bit.ly/cIhZNf
16 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
I'm retiring off my beanie baby fund. Wo wants a turtle? I also have unicorns, rabbits, cats, puppies, lizards, foxes, tigers, zebras . . .
21 Jun Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
Want to see Toy Story 3.
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Jessica88music
Scotish fairs: There's no rodeo and Halloween is months away. Finally a place to go where you look strange if you don't dress up.
19 Jun

Jessica88music
I went to an undisclosed location today. There may or may not have been people obsessed with Scotish Renaissance involved.
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TheOnion The Onion
by Jessica88music
South African Vuvuzela Philharmonic Angered By Soccer Games Breaking Out During Concerts http://onion.com/dkwWFJ
17 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

darthvader Darth Vader
by Jessica88music
Just made the dude who invented the vuvuzela my new evil apprentice.
18 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

ThisIsRobThomas Rob Thomas
by Jessica88music
i can handle the soccer. but i want to shove the vuvuzelas up their asses.
19 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

john_fabrizio John Fabrizio
by Jessica88music
Free idea: "Bi-curious George". It's all yours.
16 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
@ @Sykkea you're in North Carolina? Whatcha doin'?
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Jessica88music
RIP Dr. Peter Lutz. (For the past 5 years).
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TawneyB Tawney Bevacqua
by Jessica88music
I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger
16 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Greg_Carroll Greg S. Carroll
by Jessica88music
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity. - Henry David Thoreau
16 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

ThisIsRobThomas Rob Thomas
by Jessica88music
funniest "sighting"? "are you rob thomas?" "yes." "i'm a moderate fan." "i'm moderately thankful"
16 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

ThisIsRobThomas Rob Thomas
by Jessica88music
another favorite sighting? "are you who i think you are?" "i think so." "i LOVE the goo goo dolls!"
16 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music Jessica Power
My sister wanted some of her hair dyed purple. I was dying it with the purple jelly dye and it looked like I had murdered an alien from Halo
16 Jun Favorite Reply Delete »

StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
lesbian parents raise well-adjusted kids. great, now at my next parent teacher conference, I'm gonna be told I have to be a better lesbian.
15 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

iheartquotes i heart quotes
by Jessica88music
"Not all who wander are lost." - J.R.R. Tolkein via @KalehVita #iheartquotes
16 Jun

fchimero Frank Chimero
by Jessica88music
I made this in 2009. I predicted Bieber Fever! http://bit.ly/9Jc4nw
16 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
Bought my dad Zombieland for Father's Day. U r welcome padre.
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Jessica88music
It is those who are held back that make the greatest leap forward.
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h0sepipe Ryan Manning
by Jessica88music
@ @Jessica88music I am going to attempt 'Surfga' as soon as I finish 'Videogamesga'.
14 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
When will people larn I HATE cinnamon.
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Jessica88music
Going to a Scotish fair with my family next Sunday. Be jealous.
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Jessica88music
Surfing and yoga are the new popular things to do. I bet somewhere right now someone is doing yoga while sufing. "Surfga".
13 Jun Favorite Reply Delete »

fchimero Frank Chimero
by Jessica88music
Listening to Goo Goo Dolls in IKEA. I am the prototype of good taste. Can I get my hair cut here?
12 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
I have officially graduated. Yayz!
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Jessica88music
"The Fountain". Still not sure entirely what it's about. Kinda confusing. Probably cause Lost only has 2 realities. This has 3 or 4 . . .
12 Jun Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
I graduate today. 8:30am? Wayyyy too early to graduate. Don't they know students and former- students usually go to sleep at 8:30 am?
12 Jun Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&global=1&q=bp#/d2qmyxb
11 Jun Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
Great now the BP's trying to cover up evidence. Why isn't he in prison at this point? http://www.commondreams.org/view/2010/06/11-9
11 Jun

RickWarren Rick Warren
by Jessica88music
When people call an ocean oil spill caused by human drilling "an Act of God"'-THAT friends, is taking God's name in vain!
10 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
just saw "xtina's" new video. I miss britney.
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Jessica88music
Had a Hawaiin bbq lunch and I graduate tommorrow. Thought I graduate on Sunday, but everyone but me knew it was tommorrow. Good 2 know.
11 Jun Favorite Reply Delete »

Johnrzeznik1 John rzeznik
by Jessica88music
I'd rather be criticized than quoted Sentimental fool that I am Crisis is common to me I get scared when things are going well
10 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Johnrzeznik1 John rzeznik
by Jessica88music
I apologise if I let my feeling go too Far I'm just sick of bullshit "tweeti g" I hate Twitter your life can't be lived in 144 characters
10 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
Opened the fridge door: "What did I want again?" . . . 2 minutes later: "Napkins".
10 Jun Favorite Reply Delete »

h0sepipe Ryan Manning
by Jessica88music
I can't wait to pick up the new NOW! music collection to hear things I hated last year.
9 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

RobThomasFacts Rob Thomas Facts
by Jessica88music
@ @freakaboutsound No. In fact, @thisisrobthomas hunted down a group of teenage vampires that even bothered to sparkle at all.
9 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

fernandavidal Fernanda Vidal
by Jessica88music
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Jessica88music
Testing out font changes. Copy and paste from Word. Didn't work. Stupid twitter.
9 Jun

Jessica88music
Lady Gaga "Alejandro" - That's not exactly how I imagined the video would go down.
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JonMarro Jon Marro
by Jessica88music
let's transform "self-centered" into "a centered-self."
8 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

RobThomasFacts Rob Thomas Facts
by Jessica88music
Just like a prayer, @thisisrobthomas will take you there. "There" being the threshold of pain.
9 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
You can get spam comments on blogspot?
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Jessica88music
¡Feliz cumpleaños! (I stole the tilde and the upside down exclamation point from google. Happy birthday!)
8 Jun Favorite Reply Delete »

h0sepipe Ryan Manning
by Jessica88music
I don't know about you but I am still waiting for The Land After Time to finish the series.
8 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
Clint Eastwood is 80 years old?! I bet he could still beat Chuck Norris.
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Jessica88music
Sandra Bulock needs to make more speeches :)
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Johnrzeznik1 John rzeznik
by Jessica88music
The best for us I have nothing but faith in them (sic)
6 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Johnrzeznik1 John rzeznik
by Jessica88music
Yeah I'm sorry the label pushed back the release to aug 31 shoot them an email and ask them why? I have no idea I'm sure they just want
6 Jun

RobThomasFacts Rob Thomas Facts
by Jessica88music
Tommy and Gina were livin' on a prayer...until @thisisrobthomas crushed both of them.
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RobThomasFacts Rob Thomas Facts
by Jessica88music
Starship built their city on rock and roll. @thisisrobthomas built his city on fire and awesome.
7 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
A wise man always begins his sentences with "A wise man . . ."
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Jessica88music
I graduate a week from now: Bust a cap'n gown!
5 Jun Favorite Reply Delete »

RobThomasFacts Rob Thomas Facts
by Jessica88music
At the end of a rainbow, @thisisrobthomas waits with a pot of grenades.
5 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

h0sepipe Ryan Manning
by Jessica88music
I would like a moment of silence for my recent lost follower. Coolhorsegames, you'll be sadly missed.
5 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
Still looking for a studio to produce my screenplay - "What's Eating Gilbert Grape 2: Piranhas"
5 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

michaelkosta Michael Kosta
by Jessica88music
Think about this: A manic-depressive polar bear who has homes on both the North and South Pole is a bipolar bi-poler polar bear.
2 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

rustyrockets Russell Brand
by Jessica88music
Makers of "UP": Attaching balloons to a house does not lift it. More effective to attach them to a kitten, but less heartwarming.
4 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
Current Score: 19 following, 20 followers
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Jessica88music
Someone I know just got an electric wine opener. It has a wall charger and it came with instructions. Is wine really that hard to open?
4 Jun

StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
BP's cut pipe is releasing 20% more oil. You know what they say - in order to make an omelet, you have to kill everything in the ocean
3 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

bananannawow Anna Brichacek
by Jessica88music
RIP Rue McLanahan you sassy Golden Girl
3 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
when pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza any time. i would eat mine in 15th century florence. oh, the intellectual flowering
3 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
george w. bush has a facebook page. i bet he's clearing a lot of brush in farmville
3 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

jason_mraz Jason Mraz
by Jessica88music
Before Twitter, I think the only way we could communicate like this was on bumperstickers.
3 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
Debating whether or not to get a tumblr. Still not entirely certain what it is, but apprently it's "in".
3 Jun Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
Sending tweets to my peeps. Ptweets as I like to call them. Or peeptweets. It'll catch on.
3 Jun Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
George Orwell is so glad he's dead right now. http://www.commondreams.org/
2 Jun Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
July 10, 2010 I'm officially ending my 4 year relationship with Facebook. We had some good times, but now you're getting expensive. Hasta.
2 Jun Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
Have you ever been in a relationship wth someone and you decide you want to break up with them but only when its convenient? Sorry Facebook.
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StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
by Jessica88music
two wrongs don't make a right. but i'm determined to find out how many wrongs do
2 Jun

h0sepipe Ryan Manning
by Jessica88music
The Taco Bell $2 commercials reminds me of just how stupid the food at that place actually makes you.
1 Jun Favorite Undo Retweet Reply »

Jessica88music
"L.A. : The epicenter of the decline of Western Civilization" - John Rzeznik.
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Jessica88music
The Mountain Winery. A Winery on a Mountain with narrow winding roads for people to drive down at night after they've been wine tasting.
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Jessica88music
Saw Goo Goo Dolls 4 years ago before I started college. Now that I'm graduating next week I think seeing the Goos last night seems right.
2 Jun Favorite Reply Delete »

Jessica88music
Going to see Goo Goo Dolls tonight! YUS!!!
1 Jun